#mapletea

Also for the record they also totally do give the house ownership to eachother when alf and mat wanna act up too much just for eng to later be like “hey… where are alfred and matthew i don’t want my little ones (dude they’re so much taller than you) to go crazy from lack of blood 😿” insert wales screaming and crying in his corner again

Other than the need for arties attention i feel like they could actually get along well it’s just that they’re all too focused on having arthur’s full attention that they don’t want to sit and get to know eachother -> I can see Mattie and Nire getting along but they do this subconsciously, see matthew although *wow pretty guy turned me into a vampire and now looks after little ol me for simply being at the right place in the right time* he genuinely finds interest in this, he wants to know more about being a vampire so he asks arthur but arthur himself truthfully doesn’t know all that much because he’s been babied his whole life by his brothers (not that he’s complaining) so north joins the conversation out of nowhere and starts rambling on about everything vampires while matthew adds his own questions and theories in and they’re both laughing and enjoying eachothers presence just to leave that little interaction and be all damn you!! 😠👊👊👊 thinking about it to then just do it again about something else and arthurs loving that

Eventually alf and mattie warm up more to artie getting more touchy with him and yeah the mayuge bros do NOT enjoy that but… arthurs a mama now you guys can’t just take his babies away from him 👎👎 now they have to accept the fact that not only they are allowed to snuggle with iggy and he wants kisses and cuddles from all of his boys

yessss omg and it doesnt help to lessen alfred's ego that he's usually successful in getting arthur's attention... arthur loves to indulge in his baby vampires, and alfred takes advantage of that fact to worm his way into artie's arms whenever possible. the mayugebros + mattie always seething on the side when they see alfred clinging onto arthur.

alsoooo so funny to imagine that in arthur's head he's imagining his vampires to act like pathetic wet kittens crying out for their mum. but in actuality hes the one crying out for his babies while said babies are threatening to break down the door, vampire rules be damned. the mayugebros are also very weak to artie and they end up letting the two troublemakers back in (mostly cause arthur always ends up looking like this)

also yeah they could be great friends, its just that theyre all competitors for arthur's attention that its hard to be more civil than just the bare minimum to keep artie happy. tho i imagine that soon when alfred gets too comfortable with hogging arthur's attention, the others might form a truce yank him down from his high horse.

Okay that’s a lie. One day he ends up leaving because his brothers were out and he was just too bored.

The trio come back to find that england disappeared and they all start freaking out, for reference wales is screaming crying and kicking his feet in a random corner, north is pacing around and managed to get through like 20 crisp packets (he totally stress eats them) and scot’s ready to go out and A. Attack the nearest living breathing thing he can find and B. Find the missing iggy

An hour later someone’s knocking on their door, wales pounces at it before getting slapped back by scot who thinks he’s mad for expecting that to be arthur. They spend about twenty minutes going back and forth about why it is/isn’t him at the door before the person outside speaks up. And that person happens to beeee….? None other than England 🙀 they all run to pull open the door, i wouldn’t be surprised if they teared it off the hinges. Wales ready to dive at england like the clingy creature he is only for them all to pause because there’s two random dudes behind him.

“Okay, i wasn’t expecting to be out for so long, and… iknowyoutoldmeNOTtoleavethehouseespeciallywhennoneofyouareherebutijustHADtodosomethingyouhear?imsogratefulyouguysgivemesuchapeacefullifebutijustgotBOREDDDiHADtodosomethingandimterriblysorry. BUT! ON A POSITIVE NOTE I—“ “ENGLAND BACH THERE’S A FUCKING MONSTER BEHIND YOU” “WHAT—NO?? OKAY, OKAY,, I have an explanation for this! Scot would you invite THEM in please?” … there is NO way Alistair is letting these randoms inside of their house 😠👎👎👎👎

They once again bicker back and forth with arthur wanting scot to invite -who they now know are two vampires known as alfred and matthew- in while the trio are against it, alfred keeps making mocking remarks and matthew is being matthew (who even is canada 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨) i’d like to point out that scot and alfred are having a glare off in all of this, their beef is PERSONAL and they don’t even know eachother yet.

Arthur threatens to leave forever (he’s bluffing) so scot reluctantly let’s invites them in where arthur explains they are newly turned vampires that HE turned not fount, he feels responsible for them so he wants to keep them close and he’s been the youngest for so long he understands how to look after a new blood.

Wales is back in his corner screaming and crying his heart out, nire has joined him without the verbal detestation and scot is IRRITATED. It’s not like he can do anything anyway now that he’s invited them in and Arthur is stubborn as hell 😒. So the rules are :

1. No hurting arthurs “babies” (wales screamed and passed out when he called them that)

2. Arthur insisted on feeding them personally the same way he does with those three (they all screamed at that, wales passed out again, alfred is SMIRKINGGG matt more subtlety)

3. Scot immediately interjected saying wrist only or he’s gonna give north ownership of the house so they can’t come back in (those smirks dropped right off their faces)

They end their little meeting and sleep it off.

So! The vamp mayuge bros now have to live in the same house as the vamp hokubei bros for their sweet little brothers sake, their sweet little OBLIVIOUS brother. Yeah the same dude who doesn’t catch when alfred would make sure to suck on his wrist while making sure he’s as slow and sensual as possible, smirking and staring out an enraged mayuge brother. They didn’t see matthew as much of a threat because he’s quiet and highkey forgettable but he’s definitely just as bad as alfred just more subtle and their ability to forget of his existence makes him a bigger threat, like how he’d drain more blood than necessary so iggy feels woozy enough to have to fall into mat’s awaiting arms for support. Oh and GOD FORBID those matching nicknames. Seriously??? “Alfie mattie artie” YOU TWO ARE LOSERSSSS 👎👎👎👎🤬🤬🤬 — Cymru probably

although the trio can be much more intimate with art in multiple different ways 🙂‍↕️ like how wales would show up behind Arthur and wrap his arms around his waist and just snuggle into his body, north having his arm around iggs and scot always lingering around him taking up most of his time and hauling him up over his shoulder by the waist to take him somewhere (also random extra but scot leaves a lingering scottyness scent behind him and it just naturally clings to arthur more and they don’t even realise it)

Ame and cana can’t/ think they can’t do these things so the best they can do is ragebait mayuge bros with how they talk to or act around arthur

And while all of this goes on Arthur is just thinking “wow i’m so glad these five get along well and care for me the way they do i feel so loved!”

Though wales still dislikes the whole wrist thing and still pushes for him to just “put it in a cup! They’re grown adults 😒😠” “cymru we’re grown adults too, and i still drink from you guys and vice versa 😞? Plus you were the one who told me that vampire blood is better than human blood and i deserve the best because i’m younger! You inspired me to treat my new babies to richer treatment too!” “ITSSSSSSS DIFFERENT!!!!! AND STOP CALLING THEM YOUR BABIES THEY ARE GROWNNN 🙁” “but you call me—“ cut to wales screaming and crying his heart in that corner again

SORRY FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE AFTER MENTIONING I HAD THIS, SOMETHING HAPPENED AND I WASNT ON MY DEVICE FOR THOSE DAYS 💔💔

anon .... anon ..... i have no words... this is so peak... so good... thank u for the meal 🥹🥹🥹🥹

girl shut up