#mayugecest

Okay that’s a lie. One day he ends up leaving because his brothers were out and he was just too bored.

The trio come back to find that england disappeared and they all start freaking out, for reference wales is screaming crying and kicking his feet in a random corner, north is pacing around and managed to get through like 20 crisp packets (he totally stress eats them) and scot’s ready to go out and A. Attack the nearest living breathing thing he can find and B. Find the missing iggy

An hour later someone’s knocking on their door, wales pounces at it before getting slapped back by scot who thinks he’s mad for expecting that to be arthur. They spend about twenty minutes going back and forth about why it is/isn’t him at the door before the person outside speaks up. And that person happens to beeee….? None other than England 🙀 they all run to pull open the door, i wouldn’t be surprised if they teared it off the hinges. Wales ready to dive at england like the clingy creature he is only for them all to pause because there’s two random dudes behind him.

“Okay, i wasn’t expecting to be out for so long, and… iknowyoutoldmeNOTtoleavethehouseespeciallywhennoneofyouareherebutijustHADtodosomethingyouhear?imsogratefulyouguysgivemesuchapeacefullifebutijustgotBOREDDDiHADtodosomethingandimterriblysorry. BUT! ON A POSITIVE NOTE I—“ “ENGLAND BACH THERE’S A FUCKING MONSTER BEHIND YOU” “WHAT—NO?? OKAY, OKAY,, I have an explanation for this! Scot would you invite THEM in please?” … there is NO way Alistair is letting these randoms inside of their house 😠👎👎👎👎

They once again bicker back and forth with arthur wanting scot to invite -who they now know are two vampires known as alfred and matthew- in while the trio are against it, alfred keeps making mocking remarks and matthew is being matthew (who even is canada 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨) i’d like to point out that scot and alfred are having a glare off in all of this, their beef is PERSONAL and they don’t even know eachother yet.

Arthur threatens to leave forever (he’s bluffing) so scot reluctantly let’s invites them in where arthur explains they are newly turned vampires that HE turned not fount, he feels responsible for them so he wants to keep them close and he’s been the youngest for so long he understands how to look after a new blood.

Wales is back in his corner screaming and crying his heart out, nire has joined him without the verbal detestation and scot is IRRITATED. It’s not like he can do anything anyway now that he’s invited them in and Arthur is stubborn as hell 😒. So the rules are :

1. No hurting arthurs “babies” (wales screamed and passed out when he called them that)

2. Arthur insisted on feeding them personally the same way he does with those three (they all screamed at that, wales passed out again, alfred is SMIRKINGGG matt more subtlety)

3. Scot immediately interjected saying wrist only or he’s gonna give north ownership of the house so they can’t come back in (those smirks dropped right off their faces)

They end their little meeting and sleep it off.

So! The vamp mayuge bros now have to live in the same house as the vamp hokubei bros for their sweet little brothers sake, their sweet little OBLIVIOUS brother. Yeah the same dude who doesn’t catch when alfred would make sure to suck on his wrist while making sure he’s as slow and sensual as possible, smirking and staring out an enraged mayuge brother. They didn’t see matthew as much of a threat because he’s quiet and highkey forgettable but he’s definitely just as bad as alfred just more subtle and their ability to forget of his existence makes him a bigger threat, like how he’d drain more blood than necessary so iggy feels woozy enough to have to fall into mat’s awaiting arms for support. Oh and GOD FORBID those matching nicknames. Seriously??? “Alfie mattie artie” YOU TWO ARE LOSERSSSS 👎👎👎👎🤬🤬🤬 — Cymru probably

although the trio can be much more intimate with art in multiple different ways 🙂‍↕️ like how wales would show up behind Arthur and wrap his arms around his waist and just snuggle into his body, north having his arm around iggs and scot always lingering around him taking up most of his time and hauling him up over his shoulder by the waist to take him somewhere (also random extra but scot leaves a lingering scottyness scent behind him and it just naturally clings to arthur more and they don’t even realise it)

Ame and cana can’t/ think they can’t do these things so the best they can do is ragebait mayuge bros with how they talk to or act around arthur

And while all of this goes on Arthur is just thinking “wow i’m so glad these five get along well and care for me the way they do i feel so loved!”

Though wales still dislikes the whole wrist thing and still pushes for him to just “put it in a cup! They’re grown adults 😒😠” “cymru we’re grown adults too, and i still drink from you guys and vice versa 😞? Plus you were the one who told me that vampire blood is better than human blood and i deserve the best because i’m younger! You inspired me to treat my new babies to richer treatment too!” “ITSSSSSSS DIFFERENT!!!!! AND STOP CALLING THEM YOUR BABIES THEY ARE GROWNNN 🙁” “but you call me—“ cut to wales screaming and crying his heart in that corner again

SORRY FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE AFTER MENTIONING I HAD THIS, SOMETHING HAPPENED AND I WASNT ON MY DEVICE FOR THOSE DAYS 💔💔

anon .... anon ..... i have no words... this is so peak... so good... thank u for the meal 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Even if he can’t see it he just KNOWS what’s happening, Eng getting clingy around scot when he’s drunk, running up to him all giggly and jumping into his arms stuffing his face into his chest. Ame watching in complete horribly concealed rage but still not doing anything because it’s making iggy happy so it’s not all that bad right? And it’s not like anything is really going on between them soo…

That is.. until there is! Eventually scoteng are gonna have to confront this obvious scot addiction Iggy unknowingly has and WHEWWW it’s gonna be tough out there for Ame when they do. The inner freak in me is trying so hard to break free. STAY IN THERE YOU BEAST. NOT HERE. YOU CAN’T COME OUT RIGHT NOW 😣 just know things will be happening. 👅

Okay so i’m always seeing eng ships that are always circling back to usuk and i love that! But what if instead… it was usuk circling back to scoteng 🧏🧏🧏

Eng subconsciously seeking out the someone or something that is just so scot and he denies it all the time because he’s genuinely confused. Unfortunately for Ame he’s the perfect target, especially with his bigger build.

Ame in a forever state of envy and cuckery by his oblivious boyfriend iggy who needs scot’s everything around and on him. He doesn’t really complain though because he loves iggy and scot isn’t the one who gets to hug and all with iggy everyday. Though the constant saying scot’s name instead of his in certain circumstances and also in general is buggy. Oh well

And to make it worse, although ame does have a build like scot, scot is still naturally bigger, he’s constantly comparing himself to big bro scot 💔

Northeng + north i SWEAR one day you will get the recognition you deserve… i hope… 😓 you could be something so great… guys… guys… ggguysss… writers… artists… Everyone… get ur equipment out… Northeng… pls….

its fun for north to see wales and scotland go after each others throats cause it means theres more opportunity to hang around eng w/o the interference of the other two.

alsoooo thats so cute, the fairies and other mythical beings that love to hang around the ukbros house love eng's decorations. mint bunny especially loves wearing eng's flower crowns

I LOVEE teaser north i just wish there was more to work with 🙁🙁 though i do remember him freaking out in one of his first ever panels about leaving the uk house and talking about how he goes out to eat with eng sometimes 🙂‍↕️ northeng doing datey things for a whole day and not realising — the cycle goes on and they only register this after a few years or months pass, get all embarrassed about it, give horrible reasonings to eachother for why they didn’t do it on purpose, they forget about the hassle over their unintentional dates… to then go back to doing the exact same things again the day after

hehehe their garden is full of whimsy just from the decorations alone. the magical beings that visit love going the garden and watching the lowkey decoration war between wales and scotland. eng just lets them do whatever as long as they dont disturb the plants.

I feel drawn to northeng a lot but at the same time it’s so difficult thinking about them because compared to scoteng and waleseng i don’t think we really get a clear view of their dynamic that well, the mayugebros (excluding eng obv) don’t get that much content regardless but north specifically just seems to be less talked about - and again that goes for his side of mayuge x eng 🥲

Anyways i’m gonna continue this by not talking about northeng at all and talk about waleseng!! (This is so ironic of me) one of iggys favourite flowers is narcissus which is the national flower for wales, eng always has a vase of these in his room courtesy of wales who started collecting big hordes of them after realising this fact 🫡 sometimes arthur has to use more than one vase because wales constantly brings in wayy too many even for just his room but when he suggests using them for scot and north’s rooms too wales gets defensive because he brought them for iggy and iggy only so eng’s room is always radiating yellow light from all the flowers

real and true.......!!!!! aside from small bits in gangsta where nire seems to be teasing iggy, theres not much one-on-one interaction between them even within the mayugebros (like wales and scot). it sucks cause i also like the color contrast of their hair </3 (fanon scoteng moment)

omggg weikun is so sweet....... and hes so funny, having iggy's house decorated with narcissus but refusing to put them in scot's and nire's rooms... i also hc that the others' national flowers are there too, but usually growing in the garden. wales and england are the ones bringing in flowers to decorate the place. but def for a long while, narcissus and roses were the most common flowers u can see inside the house lol