ARE YOU A MANLY MAN WHO WANTS TO GET SHIT FACED SUNDAY MORNING BUT YOU’RE TOO INSECURE TO DRINK A “GLASS OF BUBBLY”?
WHAT IF ONE OF YOUR BOYS SEES YOU DRINKING THAT? TOBIN? PJ? TOBIN’S DAD?! THOSE ARE YOUR BOYS.
WHAT IF YOUR WOMAN SEES YOU?! WILL SHE MISTAKE YOU FOR A WOMAN? DOES SHE LIKE WOMEN? SHE TOLD YOU THAT ONE STORY ONCE WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED DATING BUT NOW SHE CHANGES THE SUBJECT WHENEVER YOU BRING IT UP AGAIN. BETTER MAN UP JUST IN CASE.
WE GOT YOU BRO!
INTRODUCING THE MANMOSA!
ALL OF THE ALCOHOL NONE OF THE BURGEONING QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR GENDER.
GUARANTEED TO GET YOU FUCKED UP WHILE KEEPING THE EGGSHELL CONTAINING THE EMPTY VOID OF YOUR MASCULINITY INTACT.
WHAT?!
DID WE SAY EGGSHELL?!
UHHH...
WE MENT HEY...HEY CHECK OUT THOSE BOOBS OVER THERE.
HELL YEAH BRO, HIGH FIVE!
MANMOSAS!!
