Hey! This is just more branching off of my last main post, and was actually suggested by @cutemercutio !

Warning: this will talk about sexually related topics, even in a comical sort of way. If that makes you uncomfortable, then you can just scroll on by and read my first post or something else! I’m not the boss of you lol

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Fennec stops in her tracks at Boba’s rude comment, but her eyes dart over to the website on his computer and she dashes over, pushing Boba away to see.

Fennec: OnlyMands? What the hell is that?

Boba: It’s nothing! Now get out! Don’t you have some people to kill or something?

Fennec: I’m actually taking a vacation. What is this? Why is his shoulder piece on the ground?

Boba was blushing harder than before, embarrassed at the site he is using, but Fennec seems clueless.

Boba: It’s a, uh. It’s a site for…you know…adult stuff.

Fennec raises her brows in disappointment and gestures to the screen.

Fennec: This is what gets you off? That’s so vanilla.

Boba: For Mandalorians this is pretty extreme.

Fennec: I thought you weren’t a Mandalorian?

Boba fidgets.

Boba: Well, I’m not, but I do like a guy in a suit.

Fennec (sarcastically): Don’t we all.

Fennec looks around the room and grabs some spotchka on the shelf and a small laser gun.

Fennec: There you are!

She turns around to look at Boba, standing there awkwardly, trying to side eye the paused video on the site.

Fennec: Well, do you wanna come with me on this vacation or do you wanna stay here and jerk it.

Boba blushes hard and gives a disapproving glare as Fennec smirks back. He then sighs and clicks out of the computer.

Boba: I guess a vacation wouldn’t be too bad.

Fennec: Good. Now pack your stuff! We’re leaving in a bit!

Fennec leaves the room, but quickly leans her head back in.

Fennec: Oh, and Boba.

Boba: What.

Fennec: Make sure to wash your hands.

Fennec leaves the room chuckling as Boba sighs.

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The hot sun broils on, as the mounds of sand develop the landscape. The only thing keeping Boba and Fennec safe from these conditions are the helmets and the speeder creating a cool wind.

Boba presses on the side of his helmet.

Boba: How long till we get there?

Fennec: It’s gonna be a little while till we make it-

A huge crash can be heard from the speeder as Fennec is thrown overboard. The speeder spins violently out of control and plants into the ground, exploding into a bunch of little pieces.

Boba instantly grips the brakes and tries to shield himself from any debris as Fennec stabilizes and guards herself.

The noise echoes and fades away, and they both look at each other in annoyance.

Fennec: This’ll take some money off of our vacation budget won’t it?

Boba: I knew our last mechanic was a cheap bastard.

Boba shook his head.

Boba: We’ll have to find someone nearby to check this one. Don’t want to walk all the way. You hop onto my speeder and we’ll drive over to the next town.

Fennec: There’s one close by. I’ll drive us over.

Fennec hops in the front and they speed off.

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Peli: Take that! Look at those cards! Pair of queens! Earth poker is a lot of fun!

Peli Motto slams down her cards, revealing the cards and the pair of Queens. She grins ear to ear at the person in front of her, Din Djarin.

Din then softly places down his hand, which shows a pair of Kings.

Peli: That’s no fair! Why is the man more powerful than the woman!

Din, pushing the credits he won back his way: Earth has some…interesting ideas about genders don’t they?

Peli: You’re damn right!

Peli looks down at her time counter and groaned.

Peli: Oh man, I have to get back to my shop soon.

Din: Why don’t you let the droids run the shop for the day?

Peli: are you kidding? The droids would destroy the place!

Fennec: Speaking of destroyed.

Peli and Din look over to see a woman with black hair in a braid and a black speeder suit, muscular and a powerful presenting woman, with a bag of credits in her hand.

Peli: Who are you? How did you find me?

Fennec: just asked the bartender. Name’s Fennec. Me and my friend were using our speeders, and mine broke into a million pieces because of our last shit mechanic. So I hope you can do better.

Peli: I know I can do better, but I can’t fix something that is broken into pieces like that.

Fennec: Of course. We just want you to check up and fix the one we’re using while we reschedule our trip and settle some business. Is this enough?

Fennec sets down the heavy bag of credits, which spills out onto the table. Peli laughs as she grabs the bag.

Peli: See, I may have lost at poker, but I’ve won the war!

Peli turns to Fennec.

Peli: This…this will probably work.

Fennec smirks. Then turns to Din.

Fennec: Hey, haven’t I seen you before?

Din, flustered: …No.

Fennec realizes that Din does not want to talk about his occupation. She thinks of a new idea.

Fennec: I think it’s because of the armor. It’s similar to my friends. Boba! Come here!

Din: I’ve never seen another mandalorian on Tatooine.

Fennec: His father was one of those, uh, ‘foundlings’ I think they’re called. But he isn’t part of the actual mandalorian group. He does have impeccable Mando’a.

Boba walks up, with two full mugs of spotchka.

Boba: Here, have some. Now what did you need me for-

Boba quickly spots him.

Boba POV

Din. Din Djarin. The one I’ve been watching and lusting after on OnlyMands. He’s here and I am a sweaty messy smelly wreck.

Din looks back and quickly realizes who it is.

Din POV

Holy shit. This was the guy who’s been sponsoring and supporting me on OnlyMands ever since I popped up. He’s actually hot, and I look like a meek mess of a man.

One thought both crossed their minds, however.

This is either gonna go amazingly well, or I’m fucked.

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Aaaaand there you have it! Chapter 1!

I realize this one is rough and I apologize, but I haven’t made fanfics since middle school, and I don’t believe I’ve ever really made an au except for like once in 6th grade AJNSNDNNSNSNDNDND.

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thank you so much anna! ♡

thank you so much my sweet anna ♡

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