It wasn’t new to Patrick, the LGBT community. He was gay after all..but seeing the guy he fell in love with naked? And figuring out now that he...well didn’t have a dick? That’s new. Y/n didn’t mean to surprise Patrick, he thought he knew in all honesty. 

“So um...” Patrick didn’t know what to say. He didn’t want to embarrass Y/n, but he also didn’t want them to sit in awkward silence. They’d been dating for two years now..it shouldn’t be this hard. Okay I walked into that one-

Thinking back, Pat really should’ve seen the signs. Y/n was not a new student, but showed up in the third year of middle school. Y/n also preferred finding bathrooms and other stuff on his own. Now that he thought about it, Y/n had a squeaky voice at first.

"Hi! I’m Patrick, I see you know Sam?” The dark haired boy was eager to meet his little sister’s friend. After all, it was a boy, so there was no telling what could happen.

“I’m Y/n.. And yes heh, I’ve known her for a while. Has she told you about me?”

That was weird, Patrick knew almost all of Sam’s friends. And the ones he didn’t know, she told him about. Maybe this one Sam just remembered?

“I don’t think so. Probably.” Another thing on Patrick’s mind was the high pitched voice coming from Y/n. It sounded rather feminine... That or Patrick was high out of his mind and everyone was gayer than normal so they spoke extra higher than normal. “Are you okay? Do you need water?”

It took the other boy by surprise. Widening his eyes and shaking his head, Y/n laughed it off, “No, no. I’m on T.”

T? Was that some kind of drug? If it was..why didn’t Patrick know about it? Damn, Pat was missing all the good drugs apparently. He’d have to ask Sam to help him sneak some. 

“Oh..I’ve gotta get to my class. I’ll see you later!” And with that, the short haired beauty walked away. It isn’t a lie to say that Patrick daydreamed about Y/n most of the day..or week.

“Is...Are you alright with this?”

“What do you mean? Y/n..”

“Patrick. I have a silicone dick. You thought it was real. Are you okay with me dating you and us doing thi-”

Shushing Y/n with a kiss, Patrick smiled. When he pulled away, he admired his boyfriend’s red face. Real dick or not, he knew he truly loved Y/n.