#malleroth

Sephiroth: No, that's not my doing

Malleus: Oh really? Are you going to tell me that massive alien woman is controlling your eyes?

Sephiroth: First of all she's an ancient! Secondly that is my mother!

Malleus: ....That's your mother?

Sephiroth: Yes. Do you have a mother?

Malleus: I did. She died before I hatched.

Sephiroth: I'm sorry for your- wait a minute, did you say 'hatched'?

Malleus: Yes.

Sephiroth: Do you wish to continue to show your chest so shamelessly? It's very distracting.

Malleus: Me? You're the one who's one inch away from complete exposure. And wouldn't you catch a cold?

Sephiroth: I do not catch common colds. You should worry about yourself feeling the lack of warmth.

Malleus: *pulls on the leather straps* I wonder if you could feel this? *lets go of the straps*

*turn to each other*

Sephiroth: Your skin turned pale

Malleus: Your hair is defying gravity

Sephiroth: ....

Malleus: ....

Lilia: *walking with Malleus* Be serious Malleus. He's a respected war hero. So try to get along and don't flirt with him.

Malleus: I'm not going to flirt. why would I f- *sees Sephiroth walking towards them*

These two:

Malleus: That's a unique set of eyes you have there? Do they dilate?

Sephiroth: No, my eyes don't do that. What about you?

Malleus: Not at all.

Cloud and Yuu: Hey you two!

The coats

The belts

The boots

Miniroth: I've only had this baby dragon for two hours. If anything happens to it, I will kill everyone and then myself.