#malefart

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I arrived at the motel at around midnight, I started falling asleep while driving so I knew that I couldn’t make it to my cousin’s home without falling asleep. I went to the front desk to book a room. This handsome guy walks up and does the same. The two receptionists look at each other, a bit hesitant. “Is everything alright?” the guy asks. The receptionist that I was working with begins to speak, “So we only have one room left, and it only has one bed. As he came first we’re going to offer it to him but that would mean that there is no room for you”. The other receptionist looks up as if they got a bright idea, “Unless sir you’re okay with sharing your room with this gentleman”. Now the pressure was on me, I mean I wouldn’t mind but would he? I guess he also needs some place to stay for the night, so no. “I’m okay with it” I say as we all look at the guy standing next to me. “Me too” he says. “Well that’s great. Here’s your key, Room 5B” the receptionist on my side says. “Thank you” I say “Thank you very much” the guy says. We walk to our room in silence at first but then I ask, “So um what’s your name?”. He looks at me and says “Oh my name is Jason, what’s your name?”. “I’m Mark”. We get to the room and Jason unlocks the door and turns on the light. “It’s not as small as I thought. I guess not as big as a mansion but we won’t be packed like sardines” Jason says. I smile, “Yeah it’s nice. I’m glad it’s clean. I’ve always heard of run down motels, so I was worried this was going to be one of those.” I say talking a bit too much. Jason chuckles a bit, “I get it. But this place seems super clean”. Jason walks over to the bed, “So do you prefer a side or can you sleep whichever?”. “I can sleep wherever. If it’s too weird for you I can sleep on the floor” I say bringing my luggage to the side closest to the door. “No, it’s fine. We can sleep on the same bed. I don’t kick” Jason says, bringing his luggage to the side closest to the bathroom. Jason looks up at me, “Hey, I’m kinda hungry. There’s a diner next door, do you wanna come with?”. “Oh I don’t know. I don’t want to be a bother” I say trying to not make Jason feel bad. “Oh I insist. I mean let me take you out to a meal as thanks for letting me share your room”. “Alright sure”. Jason smiles and he and I walk out the door to the diner.

At the diner we sit down in a booth and begin to talk while we wait for our waiter. “So Mark what are you doing here? If you don’t mind me asking”. “Oh it’s okay. I’m here to see my cousin, well I would have but I was starting to get tired at the wheel so I had to get to the motel. What about you?” “I found out that my boyfriend was dating someone else while dating me. So I had to get away, I was seeing him on vacation and this motel was a stop before I make it home tomorrow. I don’t know what I’ll do when I get there though.” Our waiter comes before I could ask Jason more about it. We both order a burger with french fries. The waiter walks away and we get back to talking. “What do you mean you don’t know what you’ll do when you get home?” I ask. “Well, I was planning on moving in with my boyfriend, but I can’t now. So I’ll have to find a new job.” “Well if you’re ever in Sunshine City and need a place to stay you can always hit me up, if you want”. Jason smiles and our food comes. We thank the waiter and eat our food. After we finish we pay and leave a nice tip and go back to our motel.

Back at the motel we use the bathroom and take our showers separately. I walk out of the shower in some pajama shorts and a t-shirt. Jason has on a tank top and shorts. “Thanks for taking me out by the way. I really appreciate it” “And thank you for the room again and for giving me a place to visit in Sunshine City”. I lay down in bed next to Jason and we turn on the tv. Who’s The Boss is on but we’re not really paying attention. “Tony Danza really had a good butt” I say, Jason laughs. “Well he does. It’s nice, they even mention it on the show”. Jason continues to laugh. We go back to watching the show, or at least trying to. Jason looks at me, “Hey can I ask you a question?” “What’s up?” Jason hesitates a bit before laughing a little, “Do you mind if I fart?”. I laugh now, “No I don’t mind. Let it rip if you gotta”. Jason squints a bit

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We laugh. I hold up a finger in the air

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“I haven’t had this much fun farting since I was with my ex. Well I was the only one having fun really” Jason said. “Hmm well I’m glad that I could have fun with you. We should do this again sometime” I say. Jason puts his hand on mine, “Yeah we should”. I smile and grab my phone and open my contacts, “Here write your number”. He writes in his phone number and gives me his phone so I can do the same. “Are you ready to go to sleep?” I ask, “Yeah” Jason says smiling afterwards. We turn off the TV and the lights and go to bed. 

I wake up first, I forgot where I was for a second. I get up and look out the window. It’s snowing, it’s snowing a lot. Can I drive in this weather? “What are you doing?” Jason asks. “It’s snowing. Alot” I say. Jason turns on the TV and the weather report says that there was a snow storm last night, it seems unsafe to drive. “I’m gonna call my cousin and let her know that I’ll be here for the time being” I say grabbing my phone. “Yeah sure” Jason says, walking to the window to look outside. “Hey Jamie yeah I’m still here. No don’t come there’s so much snow I don’t want you to get stuck. I’ll be fine Jason, the guy I’m with has been really nice. Okay hopefully I can see you tomorrow, … yeah if he wants to. Alright bye bye” I hang up the phone and walk over to Jason. “So Mark you wanna go get breakfast at the diner. Maybe we can ask if there’s a market or something nearby” Jason says when I approach him. “That sounds good, let’s swing by the front desk first” I tell him, Jason nods and we make our way to the front desk. 

There was so much snow, but we made it safely to the front desk. “Hey glad to see you too again” the receptionist that helped us last night said, I look at their name tag, their name is Craig. “You guys work the day shift too?” Jason asks. The receptionist next to them, her name tag says that her name is Solar, she begins to speak, “Usually we have the morning off but because of the sudden snow storm the morning staff can’t come in.” “Is anything open? We wanna get something to eat, maybe even to last for a day or so” I ask. “Because of the snowstorm everything is closed. But we do have some food here and the diner should be opening for lunch. We can give you the menu and you’ll have to pick it up” Craig says. “We can’t eat inside the diner?” Jason asks. “Nope the cold wind sticks in the diner for longer than it should, and sometimes snow blows in and that could make it slippery in the diner” Solar says. “Thank you both. So do we have to pay for another day?” I ask. “Nope, because of the storm everyone is basically stuck here so it’s being covered. So you get to stay warm and cozy in your rooms. Here let me give you the menu for the diner” Craig says smiling after. We thank them and head back to our room. “Hmm they got breakfast burritos. Says they come with beans and cabbage. One for you, one for me?” Jason says. I nod and Jason takes out his phone to call them.

About 20 minutes later Jason went and picked up our food and came back to our room. The burritos look good. We devour our food and watch tv. “Hey Jason since you have nothing to do after this, why don’t you come with me to visit my cousin. She’s getting married in two days.” “Hmm let me think about it. I mean I don’t want to impose” “No you won’t. She said that she’d love to have you. Plus it’s nice to have a date at these sort of things. We can just go as friends if you’d like. Plus free food” “Well if you put it that way. Oh but I don’t have a suit.” “Oh don’t worry, her brother is a tailor and we can get some dress pants and a nice button up in the stores nearby.” Jason smiles “Well then yes I’ll go with you” “Wonderful! I’ll let her know”

An hour after I made the call I laid in bed watching tv, Jason stood by the window and looked outside. If it wasn’t for the tv we’d be in silence, I don’t know if it was much of a difference though. I kept watching tv until I heard

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I looked over to Jason, “Sorry”. “Don’t be, we had a good breakfast” He turned around and walked over to the bed and sat next to me. “Anything on your mind?” I ask. “I don’t know. Maybe I’m rushing into things” he says. “Well if I think I know where you’re going. We’re not dating, so there's no rush. But if you’d like to try, I consent”. “I do too” and with that he turns to me and locks his lips with mine. We fall onto the bed and I can feel my heart rate increasing. He pushes his hand on my stomach.

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“Sorry” I say, stopping the kiss. Jason smiles

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“Don’t be” he says and we go back to kissing. As we kiss we go back and forth.

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We stop and he lays down next to me. “I liked that” I say. “You did?” “Yeah, it was nice. I’ve never farted while I made out with someone before.” “Bet you haven’t had a farting contest with your date before” Jason says before raising  an eyebrow

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“Beat that” he says. I smile and then scrunch my face

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He puts his arm around me and kisses my cheek. “You’re good” “You’re good too”

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“So how do you feel now?” I ask.

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“Ahh much better” he says before we laugh. “But seriously, you made me feel better. I guess I said goodbye to my ex long before I realize that I did. What I’m saying is that I’ll be glad to be your date”.

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“I’m glad” I pause thinking a little, “I like you Jason”. “And I like you Mark”. We kiss again.

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“Hey look, looks like the weather is gonna clear up tomorrow. We can make it to your cousin’s” Jason says pointing at the weather report. “Great! Let’s make the most out of today” I say going on top of Jason and kissing him.

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I lay back down next to him. “I’m glad we had to share a room” I say. “I am too” he says. We turn back to the tv as we cuddle. I’m glad to spend tomorrow with him, and I know he is too. 

Another hour passed inside the elevator. The air already seemed to be a thick mix of laughter and Anthony's "trademark". Gabriel was sitting on the floor, leaning against the metal wall, fanning himself with a histology book he had kept in his backpack.

"Anthony, I think I'm starting to hallucinate... or maybe it's just the effect of the gas", Gabriel said, with a somewhat exasperated but still playful tone.

"Relax, bro. Enjoy the sauna. I think help will come SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN'', said Anthony, his own speech being interrupted by a wet and moist burp in the form of a word. As usual, he blew the entire content of the guttural belch in Gabriel's face, who inhaled everything he could (in moments like that, even a burp that smelled like rotten fish was better than the aroma of the rest of the elevator, so Gabriel couldn't miss that opportunity).

''Man, this one is really fucking stuck! I just can't get it out. Fuck!'', Anthony slams his chest hard to get the burp out, complaining even more about how his belch is stuck. And then all the gas accumulated in his stomach came up to his mouth in the form of several loud roars.

Collin and Jace are roommates in their first year at BLANK University. Collin is openly gay and studies theatre while Jace is your stereotypical straight dude. He’s 6′4″ with curly brown hair and brown eyes- very, very dreamy. He loves to workout and play sports with his friends, can get any girl (or guy for that matter) he wants, and just overall exudes charisma and confidence. The semester is only about two weeks in, but the two guys have bonded quite well. All it took was a fart.

Collin was cooking something to eat in their shared kitchenette when Jace came home.

“Smells good. What are you cooking?”

“Just some rice and beans. Want some?”

“If you have some left after you’ve had all you want, sure!”

“I’m making plenty, so please help yourself.”

“Awesome, man, thanks!”

Jace sets his bag down and plops face down on the living room couch.

“You okay?” Collin says with a laugh.

“Yeah it’s just been a long morning.”

“Well, it’s Friday! You can chill out all you want.”

“That’s true. Hmm.”

“What?”

“I just remembered I was gonna play basketball with the boys tonight, but I honestly don’t really want to.”

“Girl’s night!”

Jace laughs. “Hell yeah, man!”

“The rice and beans are done for whenever you want it!”

“Bet.”

They both grab a bowl and fill it with food and sit down. The two talk, eat, and watch tv when Collin says,

“Ah shit!”

“What?”

“I spilt on my pants. Ugh and all my laundry is in the wash.

It’s not that big of a deal. We’re inside and it’s just us.”

“I guess. I just feel gross haha”

“Want a pair of shorts or something?”

“Sure, actually. Thank you!”

Jace smiles and goes into his room and comes back with a pair of black basketball shorts. He hands them to Collin in a ceremonial manner, with a bow.

Collin laughs and takes the shorts.

“Thanks bae.”

Jace smooches at Collin. “No problem buddy.”

Collin doesn’t usually wear athletic clothing like that, but it’s a chance for him to feel like one of his “bros”, so he takes his dirty pants off and slides the shorts on. Once they’re done eating, they put their bowls in the sink and go to the couch to watch more tv. Jace leans over to Collin and asks,

“Wait wait dude... do you hear that?”

“Hear what?”

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A monstrous 8 second fart fires out of Jace’s basketball short cladded ass.

“Excuse me” he said with a grin.

“That was huge oh my God”

“Eh, it was alright.”

“I am afraid of you.”

“I’m harmless.” He gives a wink. “My brother on the other hand, his farts are fucking insane. He once sat on me and farted until I passed out.”

Collin laughs. “I can’t imagine you never fought back.”

“He’s a few years older than me so I never had the chance until I was like 16. But once I got strong enough to, you bet I pinned him down and gave him a taste of what he had been giving me my whole life. Also, sorry I didn’t warn you.”

“Warn me for what?”

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“That.”

Suddenly, Collin feels something in his stomach. He has never been much of a farter, but he felt one coming and wanted to bond with his new friend.

“That’s okay. Because I didn’t warn you about this.” BRRBRRRRTBBT.

“DUDE! I never thought I’d hear you fart.” 

“I’m usually embarrassed by it so I only do it while I’m alone.”

“That was awesome though!”

“You’re too much.”

They go back to watching.

Collin feels something again. He turns to Jace and with a grin hikes his leg up.

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“Two in a row?”

BRP. “Three.”

Jace sees what’s happening. The friendly competition is about to begin.

Jace, without losing focus, leans with his ass towards Collin.

“Hey no aimin-”

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“And those.”

Collin tries to push. “Fuck, I don’t have any more.”

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He then lets out an exaggerated sigh.

A few moments go by without any farts, and Collin thinks it’s his time to shine. Like Jace did before, he leans with his ass toward Jace. Without realizing though, Jace was doing the same. The two dudes let out an explosive fart at the exact same time.

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Collin’s fart lasted longer, but the guys were too amazed at the synchronicity of their gas to give it much attention.

“Dude!” Jace said as he and Collin high five.

“If only mine wasn’t longer and more powerful than yours, our souls would be like intertwined but with farts.”

“Okay showoff.” Jace says with a laugh and a punch to Collin’s arm.

“Why’d you wait so long to fart in front of me?”

“You waited to fart in front of me too, dude.”

“Well yeah because I’m self conscious. You fart loud and proud.”

“I didn’t want to gross you out before we became friends. “

They laugh.

But now that we are...

Jace turns his head to Collin and gives him a mischievous grin. He stands up in a squat and seemingly without any effort at all releases one of the biggest farts Collin has ever heard.

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“Holy fuck, dude. That even shocked me.”

“Yeah holy shit. Did you shit?”

“Psh. Nah bro, I’m all air.” He then swiftly pushes his ass towards Collin and lets out a cute little poot. Collin slaps Jace’s ass away and he laughs.

“Collin I have a favor to ask you.”

“What could it possibly be?”

Jace extends his pointer finger to Collin. “Pull this please.”

He does so and Jace releases another rancid fart.

“Is the contest still going on? You have a lot to catch up-”

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Collin releases a huge, nasty sounding burp that ends in a cute grin.

“Oh we’re getting into another territory now. Watch this.”

Jace stands up and breathes in a big gulp of air. At the same time, he sucks in some more air through his ass, which is loud enough for Collin to hear.

“Wait, you can do this shit on command?”-

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He lets out a massive burp and fart at the same time.

“You win.”

“I know. But it was fun getting you out of your shell.” He smiles and rustles Collin’s hair. “I’m gonna go take a nap.”

“Okay!”

Jace lets something else out, although it’s not gas.

“Hey, um, would you want to take one with me?”

“Sure! but why”

“I’m in the mood to cuddle.”

Collin stares at Jace. “Sure, why not. But can it be in my room? Yours is kind of hot.”

“Whatever you want.”

“Cool cool cool. Oh, and don’t dutch oven me or I’ll bite your dick off.”

“Oh don’t worry. I absolutely will be doing that.”

Collin rolls his eyes and Jace laughs. As they get to the bedroom door, Jace walks into the back of Collin, who immediately takes the moment to rip a nasty sounding fart on Jace’s crotch.

“Dude, I’m so sorry it just slipped out.” Collin says as he opens his door.

“Oh, it’s really on now.”

~Zapped (2014)

Farter "Tripp" in his everyday life💨💨💨 🌫

''Dude, please don't make me do this...''

"That's the law of bros, Luther. And you knew that when we competed in the videogame. Now, open your mouth!''

And Luther obeyed. Zeke then carefully directed his butt into Luther's mouth, which was now completely crushed by his friend's large and heavy buttocks.

Zeke's belly then began to bubble up like a big cauldron. Luther, with Zeke's bottom close to his ears, could hear his friend's stinky winds forming like a volcano about to erupt. The gas bubbles from the beans in the burritos Zeke ate, along with the cabbage and pepper stink from the tacos he devoured made an extremely dangerous combination.

Zeke's rotten gases were bubbling up more than ever in his stomach, now completely ready to be released directly into Luther's mouth. The stench bubbles then made their way down, walking up to Zeke's ass and joining in the form of a powerful and explosive fart, which would bring Luther stinking nightmares for days to come.

Zeke smiled with happiness, being able to feel the rotten gases inside him. He closed both eyes, pointed his index finger upwards, and warned his friend Luther:

''Incoming!''

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''Oh, and Anthony, I almost forgot! I had something to give you'', Alex said, with a mischievous smile and a wicked look.

''Really? What is it?", asked the black-haired young man, curious.

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A high-pitched fart came out of Alex's ass, hitting his face. The terrifying smell of rotting broccoli filled the air in the classroom, but mostly Anthony's nostrils. Lasting about fifteen seconds, the fart was so powerful that some students at tables in front of them were startled by the sound at first (and the smell at the end). Alex's bubble butt made some specific moves, releasing all that stinky wind in a cloud of stench on Anthony's nose, now shrouded in a green smoke smelling like broccoli.

The sound reverberated throughout the room, shaking the walls with a fart so loud that students from other rooms could hear it, coming closer to see what had produced such a grotesque symphony.

''Thank you! Thank you! I'm glad you all enjoyed it, my friends. Especially you, Anthony. I know how much you hate broccoli, so I made sure to eat several just to create this smelly masterpiece for your nose. I hope you liked my stink'', Alex said laughing as he patted his friend Anthony on the back.

''Pee-ew, man. That one stank like hell. I notice you've been training... that rotten stench of broccoli almost made me throw up'', Anthony said laughing and fanning the air in front of him.