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I arrived at the motel at around midnight, I started falling asleep while driving so I knew that I couldn’t make it to my cousin’s home without falling asleep. I went to the front desk to book a room. This handsome guy walks up and does the same. The two receptionists look at each other, a bit hesitant. “Is everything alright?” the guy asks. The receptionist that I was working with begins to speak, “So we only have one room left, and it only has one bed. As he came first we’re going to offer it to him but that would mean that there is no room for you”. The other receptionist looks up as if they got a bright idea, “Unless sir you’re okay with sharing your room with this gentleman”. Now the pressure was on me, I mean I wouldn’t mind but would he? I guess he also needs some place to stay for the night, so no. “I’m okay with it” I say as we all look at the guy standing next to me. “Me too” he says. “Well that’s great. Here’s your key, Room 5B” the receptionist on my side says. “Thank you” I say “Thank you very much” the guy says. We walk to our room in silence at first but then I ask, “So um what’s your name?”. He looks at me and says “Oh my name is Jason, what’s your name?”. “I’m Mark”. We get to the room and Jason unlocks the door and turns on the light. “It’s not as small as I thought. I guess not as big as a mansion but we won’t be packed like sardines” Jason says. I smile, “Yeah it’s nice. I’m glad it’s clean. I’ve always heard of run down motels, so I was worried this was going to be one of those.” I say talking a bit too much. Jason chuckles a bit, “I get it. But this place seems super clean”. Jason walks over to the bed, “So do you prefer a side or can you sleep whichever?”. “I can sleep wherever. If it’s too weird for you I can sleep on the floor” I say bringing my luggage to the side closest to the door. “No, it’s fine. We can sleep on the same bed. I don’t kick” Jason says, bringing his luggage to the side closest to the bathroom. Jason looks up at me, “Hey, I’m kinda hungry. There’s a diner next door, do you wanna come with?”. “Oh I don’t know. I don’t want to be a bother” I say trying to not make Jason feel bad. “Oh I insist. I mean let me take you out to a meal as thanks for letting me share your room”. “Alright sure”. Jason smiles and he and I walk out the door to the diner.

At the diner we sit down in a booth and begin to talk while we wait for our waiter. “So Mark what are you doing here? If you don’t mind me asking”. “Oh it’s okay. I’m here to see my cousin, well I would have but I was starting to get tired at the wheel so I had to get to the motel. What about you?” “I found out that my boyfriend was dating someone else while dating me. So I had to get away, I was seeing him on vacation and this motel was a stop before I make it home tomorrow. I don’t know what I’ll do when I get there though.” Our waiter comes before I could ask Jason more about it. We both order a burger with french fries. The waiter walks away and we get back to talking. “What do you mean you don’t know what you’ll do when you get home?” I ask. “Well, I was planning on moving in with my boyfriend, but I can’t now. So I’ll have to find a new job.” “Well if you’re ever in Sunshine City and need a place to stay you can always hit me up, if you want”. Jason smiles and our food comes. We thank the waiter and eat our food. After we finish we pay and leave a nice tip and go back to our motel.

Back at the motel we use the bathroom and take our showers separately. I walk out of the shower in some pajama shorts and a t-shirt. Jason has on a tank top and shorts. “Thanks for taking me out by the way. I really appreciate it” “And thank you for the room again and for giving me a place to visit in Sunshine City”. I lay down in bed next to Jason and we turn on the tv. Who’s The Boss is on but we’re not really paying attention. “Tony Danza really had a good butt” I say, Jason laughs. “Well he does. It’s nice, they even mention it on the show”. Jason continues to laugh. We go back to watching the show, or at least trying to. Jason looks at me, “Hey can I ask you a question?” “What’s up?” Jason hesitates a bit before laughing a little, “Do you mind if I fart?”. I laugh now, “No I don’t mind. Let it rip if you gotta”. Jason squints a bit

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We laugh. I hold up a finger in the air

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We laugh again.

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“I haven’t had this much fun farting since I was with my ex. Well I was the only one having fun really” Jason said. “Hmm well I’m glad that I could have fun with you. We should do this again sometime” I say. Jason puts his hand on mine, “Yeah we should”. I smile and grab my phone and open my contacts, “Here write your number”. He writes in his phone number and gives me his phone so I can do the same. “Are you ready to go to sleep?” I ask, “Yeah” Jason says smiling afterwards. We turn off the TV and the lights and go to bed. 

I wake up first, I forgot where I was for a second. I get up and look out the window. It’s snowing, it’s snowing a lot. Can I drive in this weather? “What are you doing?” Jason asks. “It’s snowing. Alot” I say. Jason turns on the TV and the weather report says that there was a snow storm last night, it seems unsafe to drive. “I’m gonna call my cousin and let her know that I’ll be here for the time being” I say grabbing my phone. “Yeah sure” Jason says, walking to the window to look outside. “Hey Jamie yeah I’m still here. No don’t come there’s so much snow I don’t want you to get stuck. I’ll be fine Jason, the guy I’m with has been really nice. Okay hopefully I can see you tomorrow, … yeah if he wants to. Alright bye bye” I hang up the phone and walk over to Jason. “So Mark you wanna go get breakfast at the diner. Maybe we can ask if there’s a market or something nearby” Jason says when I approach him. “That sounds good, let’s swing by the front desk first” I tell him, Jason nods and we make our way to the front desk. 

There was so much snow, but we made it safely to the front desk. “Hey glad to see you too again” the receptionist that helped us last night said, I look at their name tag, their name is Craig. “You guys work the day shift too?” Jason asks. The receptionist next to them, her name tag says that her name is Solar, she begins to speak, “Usually we have the morning off but because of the sudden snow storm the morning staff can’t come in.” “Is anything open? We wanna get something to eat, maybe even to last for a day or so” I ask. “Because of the snowstorm everything is closed. But we do have some food here and the diner should be opening for lunch. We can give you the menu and you’ll have to pick it up” Craig says. “We can’t eat inside the diner?” Jason asks. “Nope the cold wind sticks in the diner for longer than it should, and sometimes snow blows in and that could make it slippery in the diner” Solar says. “Thank you both. So do we have to pay for another day?” I ask. “Nope, because of the storm everyone is basically stuck here so it’s being covered. So you get to stay warm and cozy in your rooms. Here let me give you the menu for the diner” Craig says smiling after. We thank them and head back to our room. “Hmm they got breakfast burritos. Says they come with beans and cabbage. One for you, one for me?” Jason says. I nod and Jason takes out his phone to call them.

About 20 minutes later Jason went and picked up our food and came back to our room. The burritos look good. We devour our food and watch tv. “Hey Jason since you have nothing to do after this, why don’t you come with me to visit my cousin. She’s getting married in two days.” “Hmm let me think about it. I mean I don’t want to impose” “No you won’t. She said that she’d love to have you. Plus it’s nice to have a date at these sort of things. We can just go as friends if you’d like. Plus free food” “Well if you put it that way. Oh but I don’t have a suit.” “Oh don’t worry, her brother is a tailor and we can get some dress pants and a nice button up in the stores nearby.” Jason smiles “Well then yes I’ll go with you” “Wonderful! I’ll let her know”

An hour after I made the call I laid in bed watching tv, Jason stood by the window and looked outside. If it wasn’t for the tv we’d be in silence, I don’t know if it was much of a difference though. I kept watching tv until I heard

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I looked over to Jason, “Sorry”. “Don’t be, we had a good breakfast” He turned around and walked over to the bed and sat next to me. “Anything on your mind?” I ask. “I don’t know. Maybe I’m rushing into things” he says. “Well if I think I know where you’re going. We’re not dating, so there's no rush. But if you’d like to try, I consent”. “I do too” and with that he turns to me and locks his lips with mine. We fall onto the bed and I can feel my heart rate increasing. He pushes his hand on my stomach.

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“Sorry” I say, stopping the kiss. Jason smiles

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“Don’t be” he says and we go back to kissing. As we kiss we go back and forth.

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We stop and he lays down next to me. “I liked that” I say. “You did?” “Yeah, it was nice. I’ve never farted while I made out with someone before.” “Bet you haven’t had a farting contest with your date before” Jason says before raising  an eyebrow

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“Beat that” he says. I smile and then scrunch my face

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He puts his arm around me and kisses my cheek. “You’re good” “You’re good too”

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“So how do you feel now?” I ask.

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“Ahh much better” he says before we laugh. “But seriously, you made me feel better. I guess I said goodbye to my ex long before I realize that I did. What I’m saying is that I’ll be glad to be your date”.

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“I’m glad” I pause thinking a little, “I like you Jason”. “And I like you Mark”. We kiss again.

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“Hey look, looks like the weather is gonna clear up tomorrow. We can make it to your cousin’s” Jason says pointing at the weather report. “Great! Let’s make the most out of today” I say going on top of Jason and kissing him.

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I lay back down next to him. “I’m glad we had to share a room” I say. “I am too” he says. We turn back to the tv as we cuddle. I’m glad to spend tomorrow with him, and I know he is too.