Apr 23, 2025
Creating the worst malaphor ever, the partner just said "and so the chickens crumble."
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Creating the worst malaphor ever, the partner just said "and so the chickens crumble."
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This is a real a shot in the barrel. A fish in the dark
My favourite malaphor is "not the sharpest egg in the toolbox" because it makes people ask "why are there eggs in a toolbox" to which I say "exactly"
Not my panic, not my disco
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Slow and steady beats the horse.
Whatever beats your horse.
Lead a horse to fish, you can't make it eat. Teach a horse to fish, you can't make it fish.
Needle in the horse stack.
You can't eat your horse and beat it too.
Don't beat a dead horse in the mouth.
Horses speak louder than words.
Beat 2 horses with 1 stone.
The early horse gets beat.
A bird in the hand is 2 in the horse.
Don't beat your horses before they hatch.
Don't cry over dead horses.
Don't beat a horse by its cover.
You can't teach a dead horse new tricks.
A dead horse never boils.
The dead horse gets the beating.
Don't beat the horse that feeds you.
Strike the horse while it's hot.
Parallel play and domestic scenery is one of my favorite things to add to a pairing
Doing things together just feels nice you know?
My brother just told me his new laptop “runs like a glove”
…and then, when questioned, explained that, “you know, people compare things to gloves because gloves are… good?”
Yes… gloves good, brother