Oct 19, 2024
This is a real a shot in the barrel. A fish in the dark
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This is a real a shot in the barrel. A fish in the dark
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Slow and steady beats the horse.
Whatever beats your horse.
Lead a horse to fish, you can't make it eat. Teach a horse to fish, you can't make it fish.
Needle in the horse stack.
You can't eat your horse and beat it too.
Don't beat a dead horse in the mouth.
Horses speak louder than words.
Beat 2 horses with 1 stone.
The early horse gets beat.
A bird in the hand is 2 in the horse.
Don't beat your horses before they hatch.
Don't cry over dead horses.
Don't beat a horse by its cover.
You can't teach a dead horse new tricks.
A dead horse never boils.
The dead horse gets the beating.
Don't beat the horse that feeds you.
Strike the horse while it's hot.
Parallel play and domestic scenery is one of my favorite things to add to a pairing
Doing things together just feels nice you know?
My brother just told me his new laptop “runs like a glove”
…and then, when questioned, explained that, “you know, people compare things to gloves because gloves are… good?”
Yes… gloves good, brother
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One of my colleagues (who is Brazilian and sometimes has funky English) just invented my new favourite mixed-metaphor/malaphor:
"for the love of me"
Which is "for the life of me"+"for the love of god".
"Can't for the love of me remember where I left it" has such good vibes to it. "No matter how much I love myself, I still can't remember!" is so fucking funny to me
"I've got a pickle to pick with him"
lmao I found that one tumblr post talking about malaphors on pinterest and so offering this one to the world XD
always remember you can beat a dead horse in water but you can’t remember its name