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Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Jules of Nature
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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When I mean mecha i mean heavily detailed machine parts btw. Like irl cars or full on anime mecha.
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Our sun sustains all life on earth but it’s also a deadly laser that can and will get you if you are out for too long. Heatstroke never sounded so good!
Actions have consequences
This was just a funny idea since they like very canonically cracked green- imposters probably don’t gestate that quick but listen we’ve got the budget for two panels guys
A favorite chew toy
I like the idea that Kermit would see Ronnie here as a bad influence on scooter and have a grudge against him for that but scooter is the bad influence here and Ronnie fully enables this
I like the idea that green outwardly doesn’t show much affection towards the eggs as orange does but green is more driven by the natural instinct to provide (+ they like to hunt ) it’s cruel but it’s nature
I wonder if 9 crewmates would be enough to feed the amount of eggs that Mira gave em
Under the line is which crewmates I think would be the best tasting + most nutritious (for an imposter) because that’s the tierlist everyone needs lol
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A work of art- heartbreaking really!
I love miss lampita’s dress its absolutely gorgeous but also a great way to show how shes viewed by Edgar, unattainable- dramatic- gorgeous
Ronnie I Ribbon is a delightful idea, I'd love to hear more about him. He writes scripts--does anyone follow the scripts? Does he resent that no one follows the scripts? Does he have a favorite food?
Thank ya kindly Holly- I’d say Mr ribbon’s scripts aren’t followed too much but they are good building blocks for what happens in a scene. Some muppets are better at staying to the point than others (ie Rowlf,Kermit and Sam) most of his work is doing vet’s hospital and pigs in space since they have an established format that requires that. Acts like gonzo or Fozzie don’t use any (Fozzie canonically pays someone else for jokes and Ronnie has some standards- not a lot of them but some)
Ronnie doesn’t particularly mind if they go off script or not mostly because after the first few times it was clear that they are really just very long suggestions for most people. Miss piggy does make sure that she gets special treatment- most of the time that just means crossing off love song names for “Kermit” or “kermie” and making sure that her intros are long and self congratulatory. He’s one of many writers but he’s the easiest to contact so his work changes the most. He does get to mess with Sam intellectually though - think of his rant on clothes for instance. He’s not really a people pleaser(honestly he’s not the nicest) but he likes being dragged around
As for favorite food, I’d say anything real spicy- he’s more of a utility eater but he enjoys the rush of endorphins (little freak) so I’d say probably a chilly crisp noodle since it’s pretty cheap/ easy to make.
Cute crewmates- some afraid of salt and some afraid of intimacy
Personally I enjoy designing more fem presenting characters though these three tend to read more masc due to character archetypes
Bird destroyed by using his own arguments against him
The overbearing parent you never asked for really- is this better than distant parents? Jury’s still out on that
Would robots be subject to a planned obsolescence? Ones who would know? Ones that could feel a sell by date come?
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Mapping out organs
An au where the only kill is our capitalist and blue and lime learn about this alien force without telling the rest of the crew- they only believe they’ve got one imposter onboard so it’s an easier sell. Blue and lime are both super curious about aliens and their inner workings even if they are cautious
Ronnie I. Ribbon
He’s a script writer for the theatre- for the sections of the show that need it (muppet labs, muppet news, skit sections) the actors don’t really care about following them too much it seems. Ronnie doesn’t care too much what happens to his work but the process makes him feel like a hack
Au Idea where Mira hires imposter aliens to board ships to make sure the crew mates don’t have any bright ideas themselves- no unions guys
I just love the idea that orange is an older imposter that loves corpo life that they don’t even care about their natural killing instincts really. Green is a younger one that doesn’t have much attachment to a persona
Failing at something your supposed to be good at kinda stings more than just being bad
Most Euvs aren’t too used to more sandy or brittle rock formations- they are known for their abilities to crawl and scale walls due to their excellent balance and claws (their homeworld has much denser stone due to less water and wind erosion where they live)
Doctor’s orders!
This would be a disaster of a polycule and I think that’s so funny to me personally-
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Two silly public speakers
They honestly would probably get good work in radio, maybe that way the newsman will stop getting slimed out probably not though
The newsman and Sam are both divorced which I think is just peak comedy
Protect that industry plant! What industry? Milk of course!