#makomo

This au is so fun to think about cause there’s so much chaos and shenaniganary

I put way too much much effort into their roles

alt shirts under the cut

So picture this: Old Man Sakonji asks for some help coaching the swimming school kids, so he calls upon a graduate who is (astoundingly) good at physical activity.

The problem? He can't teach.

So at first Giichi and his buddies are excited to have a cool high school boy help teach their class one day, but this trio and their classmates very quickly get really confused. Sumihiko's trying to teach them that breathing in water means you first gotta take a big breath that makes your body feel like BAUOOM BAUOOM and that gliding through water means you're not pushing in a test of strength but redirecting the power and that the oxygen you took in goes through each and every one of your blood vessels like BAZAZAZAUUUH so it helps if you can picture each and every fiber of your muscles getting all pumped up like BOWAAAAAA and then you can fire them to go really fast or to make your strokes stronger especially if you focus really really hard, if you get really good at the breath technique for moving in a watery way you can even do it in your sleep, but also no sleeping in the pool, he tried that once and it was going really well until he bashed his forehead on the wall and his parents had to pay for damages, and--

"Sensei," a child asks, "I don't get it. How do I get better at breath technique?"

Sumihiko, unsure where he got this phrase, replies, "You just gotta bear with it until you die."

Shinjuro & Senjuro

Sabito & Makomo

Genya & Sanemi

Giyu, Nezuko, Shinobu, Kanae, & Kanao

Tanjiro