#makeru

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

Because first off, yes, threesome.

But then you're sitting there thinking about it and like.

Han and Lando were totally on-again-off-again friends with bennies NOT BOYFRIENDS NOT IN LOVE we're both too scoundrelly for that. (Pry pansexual space cowboys from my cold dead fingers.) But Han is totally in love with Leia.

And Lando totally digs Leia, I mean, that's obvious, but it's not just the surface that he likes? And he'd learn more about her while they attempt to free Han. There'd totally be affection there. Maybe love. But guilty love because he can't just start crushing on his best friend's girl when his best friend is FROZEN IN CARBONITE AND THAT IS HIS FAULT.

And then they get Han back and Han is HARDCORE into Leia and Leia is HARDCORE into him and Lando is like 'okay, fadeout, I can read my script' but a few years later he realizes that he plain can't quit them. He isn't even sure what about them he can't quit. Everything, probably. He has a mental list of all the reasons he should stop showing up at the Skywalker-Solo household but he just can't.

And at some point Chewbacca just gives this long speech about how Lando is an idiot and Lando goes off to complain to Han because C'MON it's not like Han's still interested and Han's like 'uh' and Leia who is in the other room pokes her head in and is like 'are we finally getting down to to the threesome negotiation I have been pushing for this for MONTHS'.

inkbugs said: i’m not 100% sure why fandoms in general aren’t all over all possible threesome combinations tbh. you’d think a fandom as old as star wars would have -at least- one.

I have to assume that there's a zine out there from ages ago with Lando/Leia/Han but c'mon. IT SHOULD NOT BE SO HARD FOR ME TO FIND SOMETHING?