#inkbugs

everyone complains about Luke, but Anakin is 100x worse than Luke ever was.

I think part of the problem is that they're trying to do shout-outs to the original movies (I think a lot of problems with the prequels are their failed homages while other times they do really well). 

So, Luke is a kind of whiny-teen in the first movie, thus teenage Anakin must be whiny.

3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.

Oh my god. So, the sexual fantasy bits I generally am pretty open about (I have a lot of sexy thoughts about characters and the occasional really weird sex dream) but... okay, my first actual fanfic Was a smutty one. On FF.net no doubt.

It's Gundam Wing.

"Er...that wasn't snakebite..." Heero looked at him and smiled, a queer little smirk signifying he was thinking Distinctly ecchi thoughts.

ARE YOU HAPPY. This is also not the least embarrassing part of that story but oh god.

7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?

It really depends on the fandom but I have a really big thing for bad touch. Whether it's full on rape or consent issues caused by drugs or imbalances of power... I have a terrible, horrible, really awful kink and at this point in my life it really makes me ashamed. Like, seriously ashamed.

12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What's the one fic you're going to be most humiliated about?

...hahaha, this implies I keep track of my favorite fics.

I am ABYSMAL at keeping track of my favorites. I always think 'man, I should save this fic for later' or something like that but generally I end up having to hunt it down again if I want a re-read.

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

Because first off, yes, threesome.

But then you're sitting there thinking about it and like.

Han and Lando were totally on-again-off-again friends with bennies NOT BOYFRIENDS NOT IN LOVE we're both too scoundrelly for that. (Pry pansexual space cowboys from my cold dead fingers.) But Han is totally in love with Leia.

And Lando totally digs Leia, I mean, that's obvious, but it's not just the surface that he likes? And he'd learn more about her while they attempt to free Han. There'd totally be affection there. Maybe love. But guilty love because he can't just start crushing on his best friend's girl when his best friend is FROZEN IN CARBONITE AND THAT IS HIS FAULT.

And then they get Han back and Han is HARDCORE into Leia and Leia is HARDCORE into him and Lando is like 'okay, fadeout, I can read my script' but a few years later he realizes that he plain can't quit them. He isn't even sure what about them he can't quit. Everything, probably. He has a mental list of all the reasons he should stop showing up at the Skywalker-Solo household but he just can't.

And at some point Chewbacca just gives this long speech about how Lando is an idiot and Lando goes off to complain to Han because C'MON it's not like Han's still interested and Han's like 'uh' and Leia who is in the other room pokes her head in and is like 'are we finally getting down to to the threesome negotiation I have been pushing for this for MONTHS'.

inkbugs said: i’m not 100% sure why fandoms in general aren’t all over all possible threesome combinations tbh. you’d think a fandom as old as star wars would have -at least- one.

I have to assume that there's a zine out there from ages ago with Lando/Leia/Han but c'mon. IT SHOULD NOT BE SO HARD FOR ME TO FIND SOMETHING?

june is done!

February:city/state