#majesticqueef

Oh god not again. Emily, I h9 you.

1:Full name.

Paul Jön Jackson III

2:Zodiac sign.

Cancer

3:3 fears.

Spiders/bugs, Losing friends/family, Being alone

4:3 things I love.

Anime/manga, acting, comedy

5:4 turn on’s.

Being able to laugh, smiles, well-dressed, intelligent

6:4 turn off’s.

Idiocy, spray-tans, cruelty, social justice

7:My best friend?

Mia (majesticqueef) or Josh, though I have another unnanmed friend rising through the ranks…

8:Sexual orientation?

Strait and ready to participate

9:My best first date?

Never really had a real date

10:How tall am I?

5’11 at my last physical. Though I’d guess more like 6’1 now.

11:What do I miss?

Simple days

12:What time was I born?

Early morning, I think.

13:Favorite color?

Red

14:Do I have a crush?

I wouldn’t say ‘crush’ per se…

15:Favorite quote?

“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.”

16:Favorite place?

Increasingly, the Green Room for my school theatre

17:Favorite food?

Panda Express orange chicken with steamed rice

18:Do I use sarcasm?

No. Never

19:What am I listening to right now?

Nothing, as it’s 1:24 AM

20:First thing I notice in new person?

Their teeth. My mom’s a dentist.

21:Shoe size?

10 1/2

22:Eye color?

Blue

23:Hair color?

Dirty Blond to Brown

24: Favorite style of clothing?

Jeans and a hoodie

25:Ever done a prank call?

Of course!

26:What color of underwear I’m wearing now?

I’m just wearing pajamas.

27:Meaning behind my URL?

“Lampshade” is my go-to ‘random’ word.

28:Favorite movie?

Perks of Being a Wallflower

29:Favorite song?

Right now, Brave by Sara Bareilles

30:Favorite band?

I don’t even know anymore.

31:How I feel right now?

Like I want to friggin’ sleep

32:Someone I love.

My family and friends.

33:My current relationship status.

Single and ready to mingle.

34:My relationship with my parents.

Actually really, really good.

35:Favorite holiday.

Christmas, but for all of the wrong reasons. People complain about the over commercialization, but that’s my favorite part! All of the commercials and stuff.

36:Tattoos and piercing I have.

None.

37:Tattoos and piercing I want.

A triangle on my left wrist, and a cancer symbol on my collarbone

38:The reason I joined Tumblr.

My friend Holly (sexbox420) got me addicted

39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?

Not that I’m aware of.

40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?

No, it’d be super cool though.

41:Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?

If snapchat messenger counts, then I think so???? Like, on the cheek, if I recall correctly.

42:When did I last hold hands?

Platonically, Friday. Non-platonically, last June

43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

Well, after lying in bed for 55 Minutes, I normally get up and rush out of the door in 5 minutes.

44:Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?

Nope

45: Where am I right now?

My room.

46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

The only situation I can imagine that in would be with Emily (sextingwith-lucifer), Brenda (Brenda-bay), and Maya. So probably one of them.

47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

Depends on the song/genre. Bu generally loud if I have headphones.

48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

Yup

49:Am I excited for anything?

Trying out for Little Shop of Horrors, also summer break.

50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

Yes, Mia is always there for me :)

51:How often do I wear a fake smile?

Not very often. I might fake it to seem interested, but never to hide sadness.

52:When was the last time I hugged someone?

Friday

53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

Serious kiss, whatever. Friendly kiss, I’d be a tad envious. Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

I am not a very trusting person.

55:What is something I disliked about today?

It went too fast.

56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

I’m gonna assume you mean alive or dead, and say Milton Freedman.

57:What do I think about most?

Theatre or anime.

58:What’s my strangest talent?

I don’t have talent.

59:Do I have any strange phobias?

I thing that spiders is pretty common, so no.

60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

In front!

61:What was the last lie I told?

I don’t even know. Something small and insignificant though.

62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Video Chatting.

63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Ghosts, no. Aliens, yes. I feel like it’s idiotic to believe that in the incomprehensibly massive, still expanding universes, we are the only life.

64:Do I believe in magic?

No

65:Do I believe in luck?

I believe in placebo luck.

66:What’s the weather like right now?

Night.

67:What was the last book I’ve read?

The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger

68:Do I like the smell of gasoline?

Not… particularly?

69:Do I have any nicknames?

“Trip”

70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

A Deep cut on my right shin. I needed a few stiches.

71:Do I spend money or save it?

I love saving money.

72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

Nope

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

I don’t think so. My lights are off though.

74:Favorite animal?

The Fox

75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

Trying to sleep. But failing. That’s why I’m writing this at 1:44 AM

76:What do I think Satan’s last name is?

Winchester

77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

A German rap song called “Disco Pogo” by Die Atzen

78:How can you win my heart?

Be nice to me. That’s literally it. I have a habit of falling for my female friends…

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

“Enjoy the free wifi in this gravestone!”

80:What is my favorite word?

Floccinaucinihilipilification: Verb. The act of judging someone or something worthless.

81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr?

According to “my crushes”, Makuta-tobi, thefuuuucomics, goldentitanbeater, pizza, and thanatoschained

82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

That line about putting your hand up for the spirit bomb from DBZ

83:Do I have any relatives in jail?

Not that I’m aware of

84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

What is up with the wording of that question??? But I’d like the ability to read minds.

85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

Something having to do with love

86:What is my current desktop picture?

A slideshow of Persona pictures

87:Had sex?

No :(

88:Bought condoms?

Nope

89:Gotten pregnant?

I’m a dude

90:Failed a class?

Yeah, freshman Geometry.

91:Kissed a boy?

No

92:Kissed a girl?

Yep

93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

No

94:Had job?

I’d like to get one this summer!

95:Left the house without my wallet?

Yes

96:Bullied someone on the Internet?

No

97:Had sex in public?

Nope

98:Played on a sports team?

I did 1m Dive this season.

99:Smoked weed?

Nope

100:Did drugs?

Assuming this means drugs that I wasn’t supposed to take, then no.

101:Smoked cigarettes?

Nope

102:Drank alcohol?

I think that you can tell that I’m way too strait-edged for my own good.

103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

Nope. I think that it’s cruel to eat the food of animals.

104:Been overweight?

Nope

105:Been underweight?

No

106:Been to a wedding?

My friend’s. He wore a kilt. It was hella.

107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

HAHAHAHAHA

108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

HAHAHAHAHA

109:Been outside my home country?

I went to Canada for like an hour once.

110:Gotten my heart broken?

Yep.

111:Been to a professional sports game?

One or two, a long time ago, I think.

112:Broken a bone?

Fractured several fingers.

113:Cut myself?

I did once and then was like “ow no this hurts this is dumb” and never did it ever again.

114:Been to prom?

Yeah, I went for the first time this year :)

115:Been in airplane?

Many a times

116: Fly by helicopter?

Once, and it was rad.

117:What concerts have I been to?

None

118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

No

119:Learned another language?

I took two years of Japanese, and tried to take more with Rosetta Stone.

120:Wore make up?

Just stage makeup. Though, I got really good at it because I’ve done that MANY times. And I look damn sexy.

121:Lost my virginity before I was 18?

Not yet.

122:Had oral sex?

Nope

123:Dyed my hair?

No

124:Voted in a presidential election?

Still 16, guys.

125:Rode in an ambulance?

Nope

126:Had a surgery?

Just stitches.

127:Met someone famous?

I’ve received a few letters from President Bush.

128:Stalked someone on a social network?

Who hasn’t?

129:Peed outside?

Yep

130:Been fishing?

Uh-huh

131:Helped with charity?

Yes

132:Been rejected by a crush?

75% of them. At least. Probably more.

133:Broken a mirror?

Not that I can remember.

134:What do I want for birthday?

Something anime/fandom related.

135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names?

Two, a boy and a girl named Eric and Melody.

136:Was I named after anyone?

My Dad. And his dad.

137:Do I like my handwriting?

Eh, it’s okay. I like my lowercase ‘a’s

138:What was my favorite toy as a child?

Probably my Red Time Force Ranger action figure

139:Favorite TV Show?

Right now, I’d say Supernatural.

140:Where do I want to live when older?

I’d like to live in Seattle in my 20’s

141:Play any musical instrument?

Nope

142:One of my scars, how did I get it?

The one on my right shin, I fell onto a rusty camp stove and needed stitches.

143:Favorite pizza topping?

Bacon and pepperoni

144:Am I afraid of the dark?

I used to be, until about two years ago. I was doing a thing where I was left alone from about 8PM until 8AM in the woods and wasn’t allowed to sleep, with nothing but a fire when I really realized “Hey, nothing killed me then, so why would it kill me now?” It might be a dumb story, but it was a sudden 100% loss of a fear.

145:Am I afraid of heights?

Nope. I once jumped off of a 30m platform into a pool. SO MUCH FUN

146:Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

I don’t do bad things…

147:Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

Yep

148:What I’m really bad at.

Most things

149:What my greatest achievements are.

Being elected President Pro Tempore in YMCA Youth&Government, and Section Vice-Chief in the Order of the Arrow

150:The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.

It wasn’t even that mean, but I was in 6th grade, so it really hit me hard. This Bitch named Taryn called me a freak, and said that’s why everyone hates me, and it still kinda gets me even now.

151:What I’d do if I won in a lottery.

Hire an accountant to handle the money, and make sure I never go bankrupt. Also buy land and the best computer imaginable.

152:What do I like about myself?

Not much. People say that I’m nice and good at acting, but I don’t really believe them.

153:My closest Tumblr friend.

Sadly, I don’t really interact with other blogs. Though I guess it’s be Makuta-tobi, even though I know him IRL

154:Something I fantasize about.

Kissing and being rich

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This is all of them because I also got an ask requesting all Odds.

1:Name

Trip

2:Age

16

3:3 Fears

Spiders

Loss of family/friends

Oblivion

4:3 things I love

Friends & Family

Anime & Manga

A heated debate

5:4 turns on

Pixie Cut

Laughter

Blue Eyes

Red Hair

6:4 turns off

Self-Righteousness

Stupidity

Hipster

Weaboo

7:My best friend

It's a toss up between Mia and Tracy (Josh)

8:Sexual orientation

Strait, biological male

9:My best first date

We had a picnic by the lake ^///^

10:How tall am I

5'11 last time I checked, but I think that I've grown since then.

11:What do I miss

SImple days with friends before drama and sadness were a thing

12:What time were I born

I think at like 9 PM EST

13:Favorite color

Red

14:Do I have a crush

No, not really

15:Favorite quote

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

16:Favorite place

Ocean City, Maryland

17:Favorite food

Right now? The Red Robin Whiskey River burger with bacon.

18:Do I use sarcasm

/No/

19:What am I listening to right now

"Mom's Spaghetti feat Smashmouth"

20:First thing I notice in new person

Probably their hair and eyes.

21:Shoe size

10 1/2 Mens

22:Eye color

Blue

23:Hair color

Dark Blond, almost brown

24:Favorite style of clothing

Casual. Jeans and a T-Shirt with a plain hoodie

25:Ever done a prank call?

Yep!

27:Meaning behind my URL

It's a mix of my favourite Kingdom Hearts Character's line "Dance, water, dance!" and my favourite animal. Shut up, I was 13.

28:Favorite movie

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

29:Favorite song

Right now? Probably "Come on Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners

30:Favorite band

Chameleon Circuit

31:How I feel right now

Anxious about Spring Break almost being over

32:Someone I love

Platonically? My friend Mia. I don't know what I'd do without her. 

33:My current relationship status

Single

34:My relationship with my parents

Really great. I'm fortunate enough to never really argue with them, and they're really involved in my life.

35:Favorite holiday

Christmas

36:Tattoos and piercing i have

None

37:Tattoos and piercing i want

Maybe a Cancer symbol of my collarbone, and a Triangle on my wrist

38:The reason I joined Tumblr

My friend Holly, was like "Hey look at this website"

39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?

I don't hate her, I don't know about her. We never talk though.

40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

No, not unless we were already texting and I have to go to bed.

41:Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?

Nope

42:When did I last hold hands?

Not a clue

43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

Literally five minutes

44:Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

Haha, nope

45:Where am I right now?

In my bedroom

46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

Probably my parents? I've never drank.

47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

Reasonable, except for a few songs.

48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

Yep

49:Am I excited for anything?

Summer Break

50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

Yeah, Mia.

51:How often do I wear a fake smile?

Almost never. If I'm smiling, it's probably genuine.

52:When was the last time I hugged someone?

Last friday, as I was leaving school for Spring Break. Unless my mom counts.

53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

I'd be cool with it. It was just a stage kiss for The Cover of Life.

54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

I don't trust people easily

55:What is something I disliked about today?

It feels wasted

56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Maybe Matt Smith or Jennifer Lawrence

57:What do I think about most?

Anime

58:What’s my strangest talent?

I think that I'm fairly good at acting

59:Do I have any strange phobias?

I don't have any phobias. I absolutely hate spiders, but no phobias.

60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

In front of it! But only if I'm doing something, I don't like to pose.

61:What was the last lie I told?

"No little sister! The internet was cancelled."

62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Video Chatting

63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Ghosts, no. Aliens, yes. I find it illogical to think that in the entire universe, through ought all of time, Earth has the only life.

64:Do I believe in magic?

No

65:Do I believe in luck?

No

66:What's the weather like right now?

Night, overcast

67:What was the last book I've read?

Divergent (I just reread it, cause I'm seeing the movie tomorrow!)

68:Do I like the smell of gasoline?

Ew, no

69:Do I have any nicknames?

Well, Trip is a nickname. And my AP Human Geography teacher call me Tripples McNipples. Yeah, let that sink in.

70:What was the worst injury I've ever had?

I needed five stitches on my leg after cutting it on a camp stove

71:Do I spend money or save it?

I'm the biggest miser ever.

72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

No

73:Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

A Valentines day card, and a crayon drawing of Sqidward in a conductor's jacket

74:Favorite animal?

Fox

75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

Blogging or watching Anime

76:What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

Winchester

77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

Disco Pogo by Die Atzen

78:How can you win my heart?

Act like we're already really close friends

79:What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

"Please enjoy the free WiFi embedded in this gravestone"

80:What is my favorite word?

What kind of shitty question is that?

81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr

Rhydonmyhardon

Homosexual-titan

Makuta-tobi

Totally-relatable

Thats-so-meme

82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

"Fellow Earthlings! Raise your hands and give me your energy to defeat Frieza!"

83:Do I have any relatives in jail?

I don't think so.

84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

That was a weird way to word a simple question. But It's be mind-reading.

85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

Something sexual

86:What is my current desktop picture?

It's a slideshow of Persona stuff

87:Had sex?

No

88:Bought condoms?

No

89:Gotten pregnant?

I'm a dude.

90:Failed a class?

I failed a semester of Geometry once

91:Kissed a boy?

No

92:Kissed a girl?

Yes

93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

No

94:Had job?

No, but I'm applying to be a Lifeguard this summer.

95:Left the house without my wallet?

Yes

96:Bullied someone on the internet?

No

97:Had sex in public?

HA

98:Played on a sports team?

Yep, 2A Boy's Swim/Dive

99:Smoked weed?

No

100:Did drugs?

No

101:Smoked cigarettes?

No

102:Drank alcohol?

No

103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

No

104:Been overweight?

No

105:Been underweight?

No

106:Been to a wedding?

Yep! The groom was wearing a kilt.

107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

Hellz yeah

108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

Yep. I mean, on the computer, but it was television shows

109:Been outside my home country?

I was in Canada for like 15 minutes

110:Gotten my heart broken?

Yep

111:Been to a professional sports game?

Yep, but I was really little. It was Baseball.

112:Broken a bone?

I've fractured a few fingers.

113:Cut myself?

One time I was really upset so I tried and I was like "Ow that hurt, that was dumb" And I never did it again.

114:Been to prom?

No, I'm a junior this year though!

115:Been in airplane?

Yes, many times, actually.

116:Fly by helicopter?

Just once, it was so much fun!

117:What concerts have I been to?

None

118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

No

119:Learned another language?

I took 2 years of Japanese, I'd still be taking it, but our school only offers the 2 years.

120:Wore make up?

Stage makeup, yes.

121:Lost my virginity before I was 18?

No

122:Had oral sex?

No

123:Dyed my hair?

No

124:Voted in a presidential election?

No

125:Rode in an ambulance?

No

126:Had a surgery?

No

127:Met someone famous?

No, no one too famous.

128:Stalked someone on a social network?

Ummm, everyone I know.

129:Peed outside?

Yep

130:Been fishing?

Yep

131:Helped with charity?

Yep

132:Been rejected by a crush?

Yeah

133:Broken a mirror?

I don't think so

134:What do I want for birthday?