I may or may not have Ayene hook up with Barban Falk after sending him like a thousand letters that's meant for his subordinates, not some puny mortal.
Very much older man younger woman.
Falk, in full armor: 'You'll bother me with your little obscene letters for the last time.' (it's her gushing over how large he is and how rumors of his ability to sense emotions before they're there amaze her in a 'pls notice me senpai ><' kinda way. She's only eluded to him being also very very hot)
Ruri: 'A warsmith!? Will you die now?
Ayene: (omgomgomgomg it's him I can feel it through his visor if I die then at least with him unarmored plsplsplsplspls) Uh-
Falk: 'None of your concern.' (he drags her by the hand til they're at his quarters)
a - tumultuous - night later
Falk, unarmored, nit even with his body glove on: 'Here take her back this will happen again'
Ruri: 'What will happe-'
Falk: 'None of your concern.'
Ayene: (trying to grasp at Falk in her sleep)
Magd: 'Ruri, they had sex.' (tries to hold back more obscene comments for Ruri's sake only)
Ruri: 'oh.'
Falk: 'She's a child.'
Magd: 'Could've said far, far worse, sir.'
Falk: (snickers) 'And can you take the consequences for that?'
Magd: 'uuuuuuuh'
