#magcommissions

Jonah Caede (He/It), also known by his (much more popular) act name "One eyed Hound", is the protagonist of Caede Tales and a huge pain in the ass just in general. Lover of machines and hater of pretty much everything else, Jonah spends a lot of his time with his friends going around Pandora and setting up shop at random popular locations in order to hopefully attract the eyes of visiting tourists and vault hunters, looking to find new challenges in the planet... only to end up in the same ditch they all do, stripped clean of all belongings. It primarily acts as a "bodyguard" in this operation, initially defending whatever poor sod happens to hire the services, only to then swiftly deliver an axe strike directly to the back of their head, or push them into their doom. It doesn't pledge allegiances to anyone outside its circle of friends, so really it was their fault for believing it was here to help them.

- Jonah has a lot of flat effect on his voice, and it gets exacerbated further as he doesn't talk a lot. It makes his voice sound kind of growly and angry constantly, even when he's really not. This combined with the fact he has like 2 expressions makes him particularly hard to read.

- Despite his gruff exterior (and interior), Jonah sincerely cares for his friends and is incredibly passionate about his interests, it just struggles with demonstrating any of it due to being afraid of losing everything if he does. This makes it so he overcompensates by playing the Idgaf war completely straight.

- Has a skag named Beef, accidentally trained him into being both an attacking animal and an emotional/physical support pet. Somehow pulls off both quite well.

- Made its axe all on its own ! Maisy has been its most consistently used weapon for a very long time, but it has been recently gotten even more intense with the way its been developing some real affections towards it. Tends to be kinder to the axe than to other human beings...

- Brother in blood to Archer, and Brother in consideration to Salt. They're his favourite people by a BIG margin, do NOT separate.

- Loves machinery, likes to fix robots and build his own kinds of machines during his free time. There's a certain kinship there, the kind that becomes more apparent when he starts to ramble about them the second he has any prompting to do so. Maybe it's about being useful, maybe he just like to do things with his hands and be preoccupied with Something, either way it's still clear how much he cares.

- DESPISES vault hunters with a vehement passion and has done so since he was small. Tends to savour the killing blows whenever they come around.

- Actually very good at cooking for some reason. Tends to be the one making meals for the other hireguns 99% of the time.