Martin is a bitch and I like him so much
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Martin is a bitch and I like him so much

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martin WILL sit on the horrible rotting couch of extinction and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop him
Season 1 Martin: Do you want some tea Jon?
Season 5 Martin: So Jon, is God real?
straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle*
gay friend groups be like: *stubborn lamp* *mouldering seagull* *history book* *laughable umbrella* *The Thing That Lives* *a forgotten bone*
Sims, at a broken umbrella: look at this fucking loser lmao

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The end of the world looks surprisingly peaceful
jon took a seat change my mind
This is the one statement I'd love for Martin to hear, but only one part and out of context. Because just imagine.
Martin: I'm a bit... curious. Wonder what Jon's going to ramble on about. Okay just one small peek...
Jon, Archivisting: Stupid Umbrella-
Martin: ?????????? (Whispers) What did an umbrella ever do to him?