#madpatsimp

Holy shit he is XD

“I think I just made a really big knot,” Mad said with a tilt of his head, looking at the purple ribbon he had attempted to tie around the bouquet of flowers. 

“Works, it’s very fitting for us.” Anti giggled, adjusting the bow he had tied on the other bouquet. 

“How is it fitting?” Mad asked, trying to use what little remaining ribbon there was to make a bow, grunting when he just made the knot bigger. The two were in the bedroom working on adding some more decor to the flowers they had purchased. Mad sat at the desk, and Anti sat on the bed.

“We’re all pretty ‘knotty’.” Anti grinned and waited.

“We’re-oh yuck.” Mad stuck his tongue out. “That was a bad one.” 

“Which makes it a good one for me.” Anti picked up his flowers and went to where Mad was, holding his bouquet next to the other and nodding. “I think Dark and Mare are going to love these.” 

“Even with the giant knot?” Mad poked at the ribbon.

“Especially with the giant knot.” Anti bumped his nose against Mad’s temple, showing affection like a cat. 

“Maybe it’ll distract from us getting plastic flowers.” Mad giggled at the gesture. 

“Plastic is the only way those flowers survive more than a day.” Anti clicked his tongue. “Plus, it was a lot easier to get the colored roses we wanted this way.” He poked at the roses. The bouquet he made had red, blue, and black roses with a black ribbon, while Mad’s had purple and black with a purple ribbon. 

“Fair points. Do you think Mare and Dark are still in the office?”

“The workaholic is absolutely still in there, which means Mare is as well since usually he helps drag Dark away.” 

“He also helps drag me away.” Mad giggled some more.

“Oh honey, there is no dragging. We all just carry you.” Anti teased with a pat on Mad’s head. “You’re small and adorable like that.” 

“Hey!” Mad huffed as Anti slipped away with his flowers. 

“Off we go, Maddy.” Anti stepped out of the room. Mad scrambled to get his flowers and caught up to Anti. The two walked down the hall until they reached the office door. Anti just strolled in without batting an eye, and Mad followed him. 

“Hey Sparky, what are-oh?” Mare chuckled when he saw what both Mad and Anti held. “You and Starlight got some flowers?” 

“They’re for you,” Mad said as he went to Mare’s desk and handed him his bouquet.

“Darky~” Anti sang and bumped Dark’s head with the flowers, giggling when Dark just hummed at first before noticing the gift. “What do you think?” 

“A lot of attention to detail.” Dark praised as he took the offered flowers and looked at them closer. “Plastic to make sure they last?”

“Duh.” Anti winked and smiled at Dark guiding him down into a kiss. 

“Thank you, they’re perfect.” Dark’s comment got Anti to make a little purr. 

“Do you like it?” Mad asked. 

“I love it.” Mare had a soft, happy smile and rested his forehead on Mad’s. “They’re adorable just like you.” He chuckled and kissed Mad before he could protest the comment. Anti caught what Mare said and started laughing. 

“I told you!” Anti called across the room.

“Shut up!” Mad called back. 

“You’re even more adorable when you pout~”

“I’m getting the spray bottle.”

“Nope!” Anti pounced on Mad before he could leave the room to get his ‘Anti-scolder’. He caught him in a hug from behind and was back to laughing as Mad tried to squirm free. 

“Let me go!”

“Never!” 

Mare and Dark chuckled at the scene, getting up and looking at their bouquets together. They compared the colors and enjoyed the extra touch of the ribbons. They eventually decided Mad and Anti had enough fun, and Dark scooped up Anti while Mare did the same to Mad, getting squeaks and then sounds of protest from both of them. Anti from being interrupted and Mad from being picked up. 

“You said they would get flustered at the flowers,” Mad said to Anti as Mare and Dark started walking and continued their discussion of the bouquets.

“I thought they would.” Anti shrugged and started laughing again. Mad couldn’t help himself from laughing as well, happy that Mare and Dark loved their gifts. 

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Us with our daily delulu ego shipping (and my securitywaiter shipping from the fnaf movie) 

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Mare favourite pastime activity with Mad

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Siren AU prompt   

Mad spending his time building a fort for the kids sandcastle since the kids were dejected their castle keep getting destroy by the wave

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That’s adorable!

Mad’s challenge from mare 

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The fucking cackle I let out after seeing this XD 

“You’re my family too.”

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It was supposed to be a quick and simple mission, an in and out, but everything that could go wrong went wrong. Right now, Mare and Mad were trapped in a room surrounded. Mare was injured enough he couldn’t send them away with magic. Mad’s mallet got knocked away from him, and their gun was out of ammo. 

“Watch Blank, I’ll get them,” Phantom stated as he stepped away from the monitors. 

“Wait, Phan, it’s not safe.” Jackie tried to stop Phantom by catching his arm, but Phantom easily slipped away. 

“The rest of my family is in there!” 

“Let Dark and Chase handle this. They always come up with a-”

“Fuck that. I’m getting them.” Phantom snatched the gun from Jackie’s holster, and in a blink, he was gone. 

The other Egos watched what happened through the security cameras they hacked into. Phantom popped into the middle of the room, and moving without an ounce of mercy, he shot everyone standing in the head until he ran out of bullets, so he pistol-whipped the last man upside the temple. He would have survived that, but Phantom stomping down on his head took that away. Phantom dropped the gun and rushed to Mad and Mare, sending them back to the room in another blink. 

“Henrik! Edward! Now!” Phantom ordered in a shout. 

“I’m fine,” Mare grunted.

“Shut up and let them help you before I kill you for getting hurt.” Phantom huffed, straightening up and stepping back as Henrik and Edward took over. “Sorry.” He said after going to Jackie. “I can go get your gun back if you want. We’ll have to go back anyway to get Mad’s mallet.” 

“Don’t worry about it. Are you okay?” Jackie asked. 

“I can taste my heartbeat, but other than that, I’m good.” Phantom chuckled. 

“Thank you.” Mad’s voice got both of them to turn and look at him. “I-uh…when you…” He awkwardly cleared his throat. 

“I’m going to see if the docs need help.” Jackie pointed and walked away, letting the two be on their own. 

“It’s no problem,” Phantom said to Mad with a shrug. 

“I…I thought you were only going to get Mare and leave me behind.” 

“Why the hell would I leave you behind?” Phantom scoffed.

“You said your family. Mare’s your brother, and I’m…not.” Mad hugged himself a little. 

“You know, for a genius, you sure can be a dumbass sometimes.” 

“What?”

“You’re my family too, Mad.” Phantom punched Mad’s shoulder. “You’re stuck with us.” 

“Maddy!” Blank managed to get away from the others, and he hugged Mad’s leg. “Daddy’s going to be okay, right?” 

“Y-Yeah. He’s okay. Just needs some bandaids and a big nap.” Mad explained with a smile. “And I might need an ice pack.” He added with a soft chuckle, holding the shoulder Phantom had punched. 

“It’s part of the family pack.” Phantom grinned. 

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Soft and Sweet Sentence Starters: Link