#madam scribner

guys, i cooked the third chapter omg🤭

honestly, professor fig is the absolute GOAT for saving these two troublemakers TWICE lol

“If you think I look bad, you should see the book!” He grinned.

Umm… not to state the obvious Allan, but Madam Scribner is right there…

PROFESSOR ONAI: A Weasley and a Prewett shall copulate-a family of seven they shall make- Weasley will lay his seed deep and shall work hard to make ends meet, 6 boys and a girl Prewett shall produce but one of two boys shall meet the noose… oh my what happened-Mr Weasley are you alright?-where are you going?! Mr Prewett why are you crying?!

GARRETH-Barging into the staff room: AUNT MATILDAAAAAA! Professor Onai said I’m going to make babies with LEANDER! Breaks down in tears.

PROFESSOR WEASLEY-in the middle of a staff meeting: 😳

PROFESSOR SHARP: 😬

PROFESSOR HECAT: 🤨

MADAM SCRIBNER: 🤫

PROFESSOR BINNS: 😴

PROFESSOR GARLIC: 🤭

PROFESSOR SHAH: 🤣

BONUS:

PROFESSOR BLACK: Excellent! Keeping the blood pure! 10 points to Gryffindor!-when’s the wedding?

Ears warm and face ablaze, he finally slammed both palms onto either side of the covers and shakily yelped Felix’s name, his friend no doubt disturbed from his studies from the opposite end of their room. Andrew turned and cautiously held out the offending book, hands still tightly pressed together on each end, oddly evocative of a praying motion, something that Andrew felt very much like doing at this moment.*

Felix, *He uttered again, voice breaking into a squeak.* I am fairly certain I did not borrow this from the library. C-could you please return it to @ask-scribner for me? Please?

Felix blinked owlishly, his quill pausing mid-stroke as the sound of Andrew's distressed shriek pierced the peace of their dormitory.

The first thing he registered was the crimson shade of his friend's whole face and ears. The second was the book he held like a cursed object, as though it might spring open and start moaning.

"Oh, Merlin," the young wizard murmured under his breath, barely suppressing a laugh as he stood and padded over, his expression caught somewhere between sympathy and delight.

"…The Lusty Librarian Maiden?" Felix read aloud with a tilt of his head, eyeing the lurid cover art with horrified fascination and second-hand embarrassment. Curiosity getting the better of him, he flipped the book open to a random page - and instantly regretted it.

"'Her wand throbbed in her tight grasp, a moan escaping her lips, as she bent him against the rolling ladder, breath hot on his—'"

Felix read, then immediately snapped the book shut with an audible whumph. "Ah," he cleared his throat.

"You're lucky it wasn't Volume II," he teased lightly, a grin spreading across his face. "Or Volume III. That's the one with the - well. Never mind."

Tucking the novel under one arm, Felix gave his friend a gentle pat on the head. "Don’t worry. I'll return it. Discreetly. But I make no promises if she demands an explanation."

I don't mention what animagi they are because it would be spoilery for my other story. But I carefully picked ones that matched their personalities.

I hope you enjoyed this short.

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The lazy day

It was an exceptionally warm day, you were laying in the sun with Ominis, almost asleep.

By the soft snores, he was long passed asleep with his tail curled around you.

To anyone passing by, you'd look like two animals sleeping in a clearing close to beast's class. Well hidden though, just in case a student decided to wander too close.

"I must admit, this was actually a pretty good idea," you said, mostly to yourself.

Ominis swished his ear towards you. "It does make lazy days better. No one can find you easily unless-"

Sebastian and Anne raced towards you, both happily laughing.

"What did you two now?" Ominis asked, his head pointed in their direction.

"Come on!" Anne yelled zipping by, closely followed by Sebastian.

"But I was warm," you complained, earning a chuckle.

That was before you heard someone racing towards you. The flapping noises made your ears flatten backwards.

You two quickly climbed to your feet and bolted after the twins, hoping no one caught a glimpse of you.

The twins were up by the owlery, overlooking the school, panting heavily as you and Ominis approached.

"What did you two do?" You asked, looking in the direction they were.

Chaos was unfolding as Madam Scribner looked around furiously, her attack books nearby, dumbfounded.

"You went into the restricted section again?" You hissed, getting Ominis to sigh.

"Just to steal the right books," Anne replied while laughing. "We're luring her to the right spot."

Your eyes drifted up to the ramparts, seeing Peeves hurtle something at her, which covered the librarian in green slop.

"How did you get Peeves to help you?"

Ominis chuckled, shaking his head.

"He's still sour about her yelling at him in the library yesterday," Anne answered, half bouncing in place. "So, we offered to lure her to a certain spot."

"Wait, you did this for Peeves?" Ominis asked.

"He'd think twice before turning us in, right?"

"Now, you're wishing on a star Sebastian. The most you did was give him a target. He has a whole school worth of those."

He stretched as if to shrug. "Well, we do know the books can't follow you if you turn into an animal. That'll be helpful."

Anne snickered as Ominis sighed.

"I wonder if you'll ever grow out of this."

It was pretty trying, especially when they promised you a day of relaxation.

"That attitude right there is the reason you didn't get a fun animagus form," Sebastian replied, narrowing his eyes.

"I think theirs suit them." All of you jumped as Natty and Poppy came close, laughing at your reactions. "You'd think we didn't know about you, with that response."

"No, Anne and Sebastian just helped Peeves slop the librarian," you replied, getting them to look over your shoulder.

Their exasperated expressions mirrored yours and Ominis's.

"We should get off this hill before someone looks up. We don't exactly fit well together in the animal kingdom."

You nodded, moving after everyone. "Didn't you have a date with Garreth?"

Poppy half squealed. "I'm excited to hear all about it. You two are good together. Just like them."

You looked over seeing her looking at you and Ominis.

"Weasley is basically a destructive weapon. Anne could do way better."

All of you snickered as Anne glared at her brother.

"So, are we going to tell him about our animagus days once you two start officially dating?" Natty asked, smiling at Sebastian's eye roll.

"We'll see. He and I haven't even gone on our first date yet."

A loud explosion from somewhere in the castle, made all of you jump, your sharp ears picking it up.

"Oh, I think Weasley'll have better things to do tonight."

"Sebastian!" Natty and Poppy grumbled together.

"What did you do?" Anne asked, jumping on her brother's back and ended up rolling down the rest of the hill.

Natty and Poppy quickly raced after them, laughing the whole way.

Ominis sighed softly. "They're a handful."

Smirking, you looked his way. "You sound like a dad looking at his cubs."

Natty was watching as Poppy jumped on Sebastian's side to help Anne pin him down.

"I feel like one half the time," he admitted, his voice betraying how he enjoyed seeing it. "If our kids are like them, I may need to retire early."

You almost stumbled. "Our kids?"

He fell quiet and hurried after the group, making you chuckle.

It was nice to know he was thinking about a future with you. It made you hopeful and happy to look forward to it.

Trust me, it’s filled with tension, growls, and spice. I've made the naughty parts especially fiery this time. I can't wait to hear your thoughts on it. Until Friday.

Felix was quietly flipping through a book in the far corner of the library when Madam Scribner's sudden voice startled him. He blinked, looking up in surprise. "Oh, uh - thank you, Madam Scribner. That's very kind."

Before Felix could gather himself, she handed him a thick manuscript, her eyes gleaming with pride. The Swede stared at the cover, unsure how to respond. The title was… interesting, to say the least. He smiled politely, nodding. "That sounds… intriguing."

But then her next words hit him like a cold gust of wind. Felix' eyes widened in shock. "Friday?" He glanced down at the hefty manuscript. He knew Madam Scribner's work – and she never wrote anything less than 600 pages. His heart sank. Between classes, there was no way he could finish it by then.