Professors: Binns, Cuthbert - Black, Phineas Nigellus - Fig, Eleazar Garlick, Mirabel - Hecat, Dinah - Howin, Bai Kogawa, Chiyo - Onai, Mudiwa - Ronen, Abraham Shah, Satyavati - Sharp, Aesop - Weasley, Matilda - Blainey, Noreen (Nurse) - Moon, Gladwin (Caretaker) - Scribner, Agnes (Librarian)

guys, i cooked the third chapter omg🤭

honestly, professor fig is the absolute GOAT for saving these two troublemakers TWICE lol

Part 2.2: Professors and stuff

The second part we didn't know we needed

Mudiwa Onai

Professor Onai: Professor Black. *nods as a sign of greeting*

Professor Black: Oh!... Oh. Professor Nolai. A good… and sunny day, isn’t it?

Professor Onai: Yes, professor. Quite the weather we’re having. By the way, the reading you’ve requested is ready.

Professor Black: I-I… Yes! Oh, right! What are the… results?

Professor Onai: Your wife still holds a grudge against you, unfortunately. It’s something rather… intimate.

Professor Black: Oh that… that… old bat! Why doesn’t she realise my love for her! *so saaad*

Professor Onai: Professor, the reading itself doesn’t define your future – it outlines a certain possibility – one for your improvement among other things. Send her a love letter. And a luxurious bouquet – everyone loves those.

 Professor Black: I-I… But of course! I have got to be going now. Thank you, professor Omar.

Professor Onai: *sighs* He will never get my last name right. One doesn’t need to be a Seer to know that.

Bai Howin

Professor Black: Madam Howling?

Professor Howin: Good day to you, professor Black.

Professor Black: I was… going to ask. I’ve been thinking about getting a pet and- *awkward silence*

Professor Howin: You wh-.. Oh! A brilliant idea? A wizard’s life becomes full of colours and emotions when there’s a happy pet hopping around.

Professor Black: Yes-yes, precisely my thoughts. Do you happen to have a… what’s the name… a purreskein?

Professor Howin: *tries hard not to laugh* I think yes. Shall I bring him to you this evening? So you can get acquainted.

Professor Black: Yes! That would be lovely. I-erm. Have to go now. See you soon, madam Howling.

Professor Howin: This man is a walking catastrophe! *finally laughs soo hard*

Abraham Ronen

Professor Black: Oh, as I can see you live up to your name, professor Rollen?

Professor Ronen: Professor Black! Nice to see you outside. Enjoying the weather?

Professor Black: Yes. And you, as I see, are enjoying a game of these… balls?

Professor Ronen: *giggles* Yes, my own invention that is. Summoner’s court. Fancy a game?

Professor Black: Of course. But later. I bet I’d be glamorously good at this.

Professor Ronen: We’ll see, professor, we’ll see.

Agnes Scribner

Professor Black: Madam Pebbler?

Scribner: Professor Black. There’s an urgent matter which requires your-

Professor Black: Argh. What is it now?

Scribner: Sebastian Sallow – I know you’re familiar with that name. I caught him again. You-know-where. Shall I inform his uncle? It’s getting out of-

Professor Black: How dare you, madam Perble, do this to such an ambitious pure-blood student? Such desire to learn! He must be praised, not scolded.

Scribner: I-

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