Guya I was in maccies and one of the workers said it was close to closing time and I genuinely shoved a whole fucking burger in my mouth and I shoved some chips in there too and when the worker came to ask me if we were leaving soon I tried to speak and sprayed fucking lettuce on her AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHHWHAHAHAHAH
And my friend fully deep-rooted a pineapple stick im crying












