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This days everything i make doesn't work. It's built not to. With design so tied there's no getting around it. No fixing the flaw. Because the flaw is the design itself
Are things only valuable if they are useful?
3.06: Juno Steel and the tools of Rust (Part 2)
Stop everything, i have a character i love here
This TikTok but The Penumbra Podcast
Transcribed for those that either can't or don't want to watch the whole thing:
"Your Honor, my client was simply standing on business" - Juno Steel "Your Honor, my client didn't know that was illegal" - Rita "Your Honor, my client was rapping the lyrics as the artist intended" - Mick Mercury "Your Honor, respectfully, you weren't fucking there" - Vespa Ilkay "Your Honor, my client was hitting them folks" - M'tendere "Your Honor, my client did not do that shit!" - Sasha Wire "Your Honor, my client's the powerhouse of the cell" - The Cure Mother Prime "Your Honor, my client would like to plead Gemini" - Buddy Aurinko "Your Honor, my client was thinking of that one girl from 2019" - Peter Nureyev (for the entirety of season 2) "Your Honor, my client was simply going goblin mode" - Jet Sikuliaq "Your Honor, my client's Mexican, he can say it" - [I literally can't think of one so this one doesn't have one] "Your Honor, my client turned himself into a fucking pickle" - The Ruby 7 "Your Honor, my client thought the Xbox mic was muted" - Cecil Kanagawa "Your Honor, if drinking bathwater is illegal you can lock me up too" - Julian DiMaggio "Your Honor, my client would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for these meddling kids" - Ramses O'Flaherty "Your Honor, who am I? "Oh, guilty! Guilty!" dumb fuck" - Brock Engstrom "Your Honor, what does convict mean?" - Peter Nureyev *Donald Trump impression* "Your Honor, my client is the most innocent client" "Your Honor, you're a great Honor. You're the best Honor." "Some would say the most innocent. I walked in here and I said "wow, he looks innocent."" - *Former Hyperion City Mayor, Mx. Pilot Pereyra's PR team* [Seriously these people really had their jobs cut out for them cause wtf? homie did so much illegal shit during their candidacy and the whole city just went "that's our mayor"] "Your Honor, that's cap" - Slip Jackson "Your Honor, you're kinda being a d-bag right now" - Alessandra Strong "Uh, Your Honor, what the fuck!?" - Miasma "Your Honor, my client was hittin' the dougie" - Nova Zolotovna
When I tell you making this took me so long, I mean that incredibly literally (fr in the time it took me to write the whole thing and caption the sections on the actual video I listened to an entire TAZ: Balance episode) but I think it's funny so it's worth it
just relistened to juno steel and the tools of rust and my heart is shattering into pieces over and over and i just want to lie in my bed and cry. imagine what jet and m'tendere could've done together. imagine.
the episode is chilling and eerie and action packed and full of friendship and conflicting perspectives on the world and i love it so so so so so so much and i'm going to miss this podcast SO MUCH
i wanted to get the poster to remind me of the episode but shipping was more than the cost of the poster lmao
also i hate dark matters for preventing rita from giving jet a hug.
and yes i squealed at jet (effectively) saying he was aroace
feeling sooo mentally ill with it tonight. i want to live in the universe where m'tendere didn't have to die. i want them to have lived and sung again and made something worthwhile and played their guitar in the streets of le verrier and found peace with what they have created both in the past and the present. i want them to have been able to prove jet right on his claim that the collision of the both of them would no longer be deadly, that they both could do good and could do it together. they died unfulfilled, their net profit of good not allowed the chance to rise from its negative state, and just as they'd been trying to do something about it. and while, yes, their final moments proved to be a massive help in something that would save millions, but they did not live to see such an achievement. i am so so sad they did not live to see it..
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a happier ending to tools of rust... jet, rita and m'tendere have a friend date at a drive in theater on some weird planet. or something. i just wanted to give this a pretty background lol. commission for @sky-fire-forever!
[ID: jet, rita and m'tendere sitting together on the roof of the ruby 7. rita has her legs on jet's lap and is happily eating popcorn, and jet has his arm around m'tendere. the background is a sunset over a purple-toned sea that is decorated with large rocks and radio towers. END ID]
I've just got to geek out about the song "Any Day Now" from the Penumbra Podast. It is such a hunting little melody that is so fitting for both Jet and M'Tendere. It is a song about letting your past go and let yourself become a new person. Majorly though forgiving yourself and letting yourself change.
Jet who is saying that he isn't that person anymore because he no longer relys on the drugs that he used to, and while that is true he still is trying to convince himself of that fact. M'Tendere has already accepted that they are no longer the same perskn, but is hunted by their past and is trying so hard to help people to fix their wrongs. M'Tendere is trying to show Jet that he doesn't have to fully divorce himself from his past to become and better person. And this song encapsulates it fully.
Also Anjimile, who wrote and performed this song has such a beautiful voice. It really fits both characters so well.
Random Junoverse Headcanons
Rita is adopted and has many parents who are in a polyamorous relationship
Rita and Jet are both autistic. They have the autistic to autistic communication that even Juno doesn't understand sometimes
Nureyev has ADHD, but has absolutely no idea that he has ADHD. However, he and Rita can ADHD to ADHD communicate and Juno sometimes watches them interact and is completely baffled. It's like they're speaking a different language to him
Rita and Juno do not realize that Nureyev does not realize he has ADHD. It is so obvious to them and they'll mention it and Nureyev is like "what? Of course I'm neurotypical"
He's not. He has ADHD and he's bipolar. He's just in denial, smh
Vespa has actually always been psychotic. She's just in intense denial about it and it was made substantially worse by the stress of her medical debt/losing Buddy/other factors. She hasn't actually been all the affected by radiation. It's just a conversant excuse so she doesn't have to examine her own mental health
Jet is faceblind and does not realize that other people can recognize people's faces without purposefully memorizing certain features
Vespa would be more of a dog person than a cat person. She actually enjoys that you can tell a dog's emotions easier than a cat's
Mick and Juno kissed during the haunted house story
Growing up, Juno had a huge crush on Sasha because she could kick his ass
Mick thought he had a crush on Juno for many years, but he actually just really appreciated his friendship
Mick is terrible at being able to differentiate between romantic attraction and platonic feelings
Benzaiten had a huge crush on Mick growing up
Benzaiten was gay and polyam. He was often in open relationships
Benzaiten, similar to Juno, often ended up in relationships that were really unhealthy for him. He felt the need to "fix damaged people", so he was drawn to people who treated him poorly
Benten actually had DID, but Juno just didn't realize
Benzaiten felt responsible for not "protecting" Juno from their mother's abuse since he was treated as the "favorite"
Mick always wanted siblings and was super jealous of Juno and Sasha for having siblings
The language of Solar was created by a computer to be a universal language and it isn't actually easy for infants to learn since it doesn't account for what sounds babies are capable of making
M'tendere was in foster care growing up
M'tendere is hard of hearing and made their own hearing aids as well as other aids because they hate how price gouged everything is for disabled people
There's a ladies' night aboard the Carte Blanche as well as a gentlemen's night. While the ladies love their night, Jet and Nureyev dread their night each time it approaches
Nureyev would be fucking terrified of Martian sewer rabbits. He is not a fan
Rita has made friendship bracelets for each member of the crime family, including the Ruby 7. They all wear theirs and don't take them off
Nureyev had the biggest crush on Jet growing up and it honestly isn't entirely gone
Jet is not sex-repulsed
Nureyev has stolen Pilot Pereyra heels before
Nureyev has always wanted a pet fish
