#miasma

deergirls in flight uncle's delight. deergirls mourning uncle's warning

Today is August 5th, meaning it’s the 5th day of August. Tomorrow will be the 6th day of August and thus will be known as August 6th. This continues until August 31st, where once midnight hits, instead of becoming August 32nd, it instead becomes September 1st. Every month repeats like this, lasting 31 days, except for February, which lasts indefinitely until an unknown factor causes the month to become March. The longest February on record lasted an entire year, whereas the shortest lasted a mere 6 hours.

Timminy Porkins here, the feds got me. Turns out almost everything I do is extremely illegal, but surprisingly not the banana bread thing. Honestly they were confused what I even meant when I said it was domesticated. Anyway I’ll be in jail forever but my clone can still sell the bread if you want it. He’s also named Timminy Porkins so really nothing changes on your end.

Timminy Porkins here! I’m here to sell you illegally domesticated banana bread. Now if the feds catch on I’m toast, banana toast you might say, so keep this between you, me, and anyone else you might encounter on your travels, alright?