#lyftchronicles

Too early for the shenanigans! Passenger with No Mask on. Can I vape? Me after looking in rear view noticing doesn't have 😷 NO! Feel like spraying them in the face with Lysol. You want to spew smoke capers and droplets in my car at 4am. Sit back and let me get you these 10 more minutes. #lyft #lyftjax #lyftchronicles #everydaywelyft #everydayimhustling #lawofattraction #followforfollow (at Jacksonville, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTtw7iJLYGc/?utm_medium=tumblr

Lyft Chronicles If a passenger offers to buy you something Take It might be your only tip. My 2nd ride was supposed to be a girl 10 mins away headed 26 minutes to drop. Glad I checked my Lyft app rerouted to a Trio of bros from Rachel's strip club. Front seat is off limits but tall guy pleads to sit up front. I allow it and off top he hands me $20. Thank u tee hee hee and put in my pocket. I can't remember why the second $20 surfaced but alrighty ty. We drop him off and his buddies ask if I mind stopping by McDonald's and offer to get me something. No thanks still full and 2 cups of tea have me sloshing. Oh we appreciate you driver before was supposed to be 20 minutes away you were 3 minutes. We love your attitude and friendliness will be sure to leave a big fat tip. I still didn't get theirs but my front seater Chris already covered it. I asked how was the club when he first got in he said Dry lol. Look ladies I earned $40 and didn't take the clothes off. Keep em laughing. #boysnightout #lyft #lyftchronicles #followforfollow #lawofattraction #orlando #fl (at Rachel's Orlando) https://www.instagram.com/p/CL1Y-7ajNaY/?igshid=yzkt7be8qfze

Lyft Chronicles I pick up a trio of buds from a local bar on Jax Beach this morning. The happy fellow who sat up front with me says they are headed to Tampa today staying Friday & Saturday for Gasparilla. It's a pirate festival complete with parade and boats. People dress up like pirates too. Me: oh people who are having fun drinking 🍺 and partying 🕺🏽💃🏽🎊🎼🎸 will need rides. 🚘 sounds like a #roadtrip never need an excuse to hang in T town. You know I can work Lyft in all of Florida. 💵💵💵 #businessandpleasure #lyft #lyftchronicles #gasparillatampa #tampa #fl #jaxbeach #pirate #gasparillamusicfestivalinmarch #everydaywelyft #everydayimhustling #workhardplayharder #idrive #rideshare #followforfollow #lawofattraction (at Gasparilla Parade) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7ssfwHpnVn/?igshid=ecrhblt4ac0g

Lyft Chronicles 2 parts 2am ride in Mayport area and passenger calls says he will need 5 minutes hopefully no longer. Me: ok sure park and 5 minutes later callback pax hangs up. I'm contemplating clicking the No-show collecting my cancellation fee and moving on. I don't. Pax: $5 💵 so sorry for the wait. This will be a round trip. Me: hits pick up and say St. Augustine? Pax: yes 2nd time today left id and have to take private plane ride to Cayman Islands later today have to have it. You prefer having a return ride right? Me: sure but Lyft didn't warn me it was a long ride. 45 minutes there and 35 back. How come you get back quicker? Pax: A total snitch. I learned a Whole lot of what I didn't ask on that ride. If I were to repeat it I would also be a snitch so yeah. 🤐 We get to stop and hopefully no more than 5 minutes. Another $5. About 8 minutes later another $5. I'm chilling playing my game backed in so we can peel out 🚘 Ride 2 Pick up 3 from local bar downtown 4:40am. Me: quitting time? Pax 1: yeah we work there. Me: oh I was wondering if you closed the bar down. Pax 2 up front with me tickled her funny bone. Talking to 2 other coworkers in a Toyota Prius next to us. Coworker puffing on a cig 🚬 I can smoke in my ride. Ooo burn. We see them turn left on red. Pax 2 says >> Follow that car. Me: 👁👁 🚘 ok. We shift we turn. The Malibu can keep up but the Prius is hugging these turns. Pax 2: yeah but the Prius is a hard navigator so they not really winning. Some where off Edison Riverside area pax 3 decides we missed the turn for his destination so don't worry about following the car uturn and head in direction of navigation. Drop them off $10 tip. Short ride anyway. As I'm leaving the Prius is turning in. Ha we dusted you in the end. Tortoise & Hare folks slow and steady wins the race. Car forgot the turn most likely. I love the night life. Never a dull moment. #lyft #lyftjax #lyftchronicles #everydayimhustling #everydaywelyft #jax #fl #latenight #idrive #rideshare #followforfollow #lawofattraction (at Jacksonville, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7eJueFJbzI/?igshid=1wsm4jblvug36

Lyft Chronicles 🚘 I don't know if I say Wudda or Water. Pax: his mom and dad are NY transplants that raised him in South Florida. Me: I grew up in Philly. Pax: 1 question Pat's or Geno's Me: Neither. 🤮 tourist traps. Best Philly Cheesesteak are mom n pops or neighborhoods. Well I haven't found great lately either. At least if they have Amoroso bread I will give them a shot. Pax: a spot on Jax Beach is pretty good and has best Pizza in town. D&LP. Me: ok will have to hit them up sometime soon. Asked where located GPS after dropping passenger off so it's on my radar. I thought pronouncing Water as wudda was a Philly thing. My pax said his mom was from Long Island and that's how she says it. I asked does she say Caaa instead of car? Amazing the small things that get us regionally known. #foodie #lyft #lyftjax #lyftchronicles #lawofattraction #followforfollow #northernslang #phillycheesesteak #dlp #jaxbeach https://www.instagram.com/p/B7bbNmOJbZy/?igshid=1htanc14bjpbc

I like to eat 🍽 sleep 😴and make money 💵💵💵 it doesn't matter the order. Lyft Chronicles. If you need a ride or want to drive use promo code Ahookup2017 Outchere giving Lyft Christmas Eve and Christmas Day Late Night Rides.🚗 I don't like daytime driving. 1:30 am Pick up two buddies at the waffle house to drop off at their respective homes. They don't know how to add a stop🛑 so I say give me your phone 📱 Pax: Just like a woman always wanna see your phone. Me: Hey I'm here to help. Were on our way an older black guy drives up next to me and stares intently. Me: wave like does he think I'm being kidnapped by 2 white guys? I'm working. Get to next stop light 🚥 the guy still staring. Me: waves 🙋🏽‍♀️ Him: licks his tongue out seductively 😋 Me: eww so he not trying to rescue he's being fresh. Paxs: Every since the lil blue pill made old guys bold. He looks 80 hope I'm still at it at his age. His buddy I know I will. Me: Welp that's a first for me you both have been added to my Lyft Chronicle's. Short trip later dropped them both off and thankful for the $20 cash tip. Merry Christmas indeed. #lyft #lyftjax #everydaywelyft #lyftchronicles #lawofattraction #followforfollow #idrive #rideshare #everydayimhustling #promocode #referral https://www.instagram.com/p/B6fS5NRpOFp/?igshid=1vyr9wnjyne1w

Did I tell you the story of the Lyft driver and the three drunk military wives? Bar pick up around 2 a.m. headed straight to Taco Bell. The Crybaby - recently had baby and 1st time leaving her home. Cried the whole night. The Fixer- Friends with the crybaby and moderately friends with the Fighter. The Fighter aka Michigan girl - ticked off the cryer has bummed the night. Headed to the base the crybaby slaps the fighter. The fighter proceeds to punch the crybaby. The Fixer and the Lyft driver are trying to calm things down. The Crybaby proceeds to jump out of the car at the light. The Fixer walks to the crybaby to convince her to get back in the car. The Lyft driver jumps out to make sure there is no mess in the back seat. Also tells the fighter to come to the front. The crybaby gets back in the car with the fixer. The Lyft driver says alright now that was total disrepect to me and each other. Fix your face (crybaby) get your IDs out so we get you on base. Get through the gate drop the crybaby off first. The Lyft driver and MI girl trade looks and she's gone cry in the house high fives. Drop off the fighter and the fixer apologies for these grown women cat fighting in the Lyft. Lyft driver decides that's enough for the night I can't take no more. #everydaywelyft #everydayimhustlin #lyftstories #lyftchronicles #lyftjax #lyft #rideshare #drunkchronicles #drivinglatenight #lawofattraction #follow4follow (at Jacksonville, Florida)

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