Too early for the shenanigans! Passenger with No Mask on. Can I vape? Me after looking in rear view noticing doesn't have 😷 NO! Feel like spraying them in the face with Lysol. You want to spew smoke capers and droplets in my car at 4am. Sit back and let me get you these 10 more minutes. #lyft #lyftjax #lyftchronicles #everydaywelyft #everydayimhustling #lawofattraction #followforfollow (at Jacksonville, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTtw7iJLYGc/?utm_medium=tumblr

Lyft Chronicles They charge a cleaning fee both to repay my time having to clean it midnight Saturday morning and money I missed making on riders because once a passenger blows chunks it's night over. Part Deaux the aftermath. Cleaning products to the rescue. Apple Cider Vinegar, Disinfectant liquid, Clorox Disinfectant Wipes (works on Human Coronavirus too), hair brush and paper towels. Hoping when it dries there are no stains or smell. Used my Blunt Power spray once it was cleaned. The material of the seat and the carpet required more than the wipes to clean. Used an old hairbrush to scrub. #theyowemeone #followforfollow #lawofattraction #cleaningfee #lyftjax #lyftchronicles #nightover #lyft #idrive #drunkrider (at Jacksonville, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B82367wBxO0/?igshid=3fdcnu1sj2js

Lyft Chronicles 2 parts 2am ride in Mayport area and passenger calls says he will need 5 minutes hopefully no longer. Me: ok sure park and 5 minutes later callback pax hangs up. I'm contemplating clicking the No-show collecting my cancellation fee and moving on. I don't. Pax: $5 💵 so sorry for the wait. This will be a round trip. Me: hits pick up and say St. Augustine? Pax: yes 2nd time today left id and have to take private plane ride to Cayman Islands later today have to have it. You prefer having a return ride right? Me: sure but Lyft didn't warn me it was a long ride. 45 minutes there and 35 back. How come you get back quicker? Pax: A total snitch. I learned a Whole lot of what I didn't ask on that ride. If I were to repeat it I would also be a snitch so yeah. 🤐 We get to stop and hopefully no more than 5 minutes. Another $5. About 8 minutes later another $5. I'm chilling playing my game backed in so we can peel out 🚘 Ride 2 Pick up 3 from local bar downtown 4:40am. Me: quitting time? Pax 1: yeah we work there. Me: oh I was wondering if you closed the bar down. Pax 2 up front with me tickled her funny bone. Talking to 2 other coworkers in a Toyota Prius next to us. Coworker puffing on a cig 🚬 I can smoke in my ride. Ooo burn. We see them turn left on red. Pax 2 says >> Follow that car. Me: 👁👁 🚘 ok. We shift we turn. The Malibu can keep up but the Prius is hugging these turns. Pax 2: yeah but the Prius is a hard navigator so they not really winning. Some where off Edison Riverside area pax 3 decides we missed the turn for his destination so don't worry about following the car uturn and head in direction of navigation. Drop them off $10 tip. Short ride anyway. As I'm leaving the Prius is turning in. Ha we dusted you in the end. Tortoise & Hare folks slow and steady wins the race. Car forgot the turn most likely. I love the night life. Never a dull moment. #lyft #lyftjax #lyftchronicles #everydayimhustling #everydaywelyft #jax #fl #latenight #idrive #rideshare #followforfollow #lawofattraction (at Jacksonville, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7eJueFJbzI/?igshid=1wsm4jblvug36

Took a power nap and work began around 1:30am. I'm a night rider because it's cooler, less traffic and mainly we glide on the highways. #doing80onthefreeway #notreally #malibucanfloat #lyft #lyftjax #followforfollow #lawofattraction #nightride #nightrider #powernap #i95 #idrive (at Jacksonville, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7dd71qpU1a/?igshid=cic1nz7rqw0o

Lyft Chronicles 🚘 I don't know if I say Wudda or Water. Pax: his mom and dad are NY transplants that raised him in South Florida. Me: I grew up in Philly. Pax: 1 question Pat's or Geno's Me: Neither. 🤮 tourist traps. Best Philly Cheesesteak are mom n pops or neighborhoods. Well I haven't found great lately either. At least if they have Amoroso bread I will give them a shot. Pax: a spot on Jax Beach is pretty good and has best Pizza in town. D&LP. Me: ok will have to hit them up sometime soon. Asked where located GPS after dropping passenger off so it's on my radar. I thought pronouncing Water as wudda was a Philly thing. My pax said his mom was from Long Island and that's how she says it. I asked does she say Caaa instead of car? Amazing the small things that get us regionally known. #foodie #lyft #lyftjax #lyftchronicles #lawofattraction #followforfollow #northernslang #phillycheesesteak #dlp #jaxbeach https://www.instagram.com/p/B7bbNmOJbZy/?igshid=1htanc14bjpbc

Lyft Chronicles 5:50am passenger enters car. Me: 👃smells like cat pee. Me: a cat and dog tried to commit suicide on my way picking you up. Pax: oh my cat will do that too. Me: oh you have a 🐱 I should have said I know. It's too early. #lyft #lyftjax #bluntpower #totherescue #earlynasalassault #followforfollow #lawofattraction (at Jacksonville, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7N5tlPpvvE/?igshid=12c1lu0ob0khk

Jacksonville market so slow best tip I've had tonight was from 2 dancers headed to work. 1 that dress was too short it showed her appetite standing up. And another thing I was bought to turn up if she left gold juice on my seat. #lyft #lyftjax #followforfollow #lawofattraction #newyearsday #wheresthesurge (at Jacksonville, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6xCa3jp4UU/?igshid=1idtvruwn76ub

Lyft rides part deaux not as fun made a bit o cash 💵💵 but on actual Christmas light tippers. Guess Santa got their wallets. If you live in Jax Fl guaranteed $800 in 30 days once you complete 110 rides. Use promo code Ahookup2017 to get started in Whatever market you live. In Florida we can drive the entire state. #rideshare #lyft #lyftjax #followforfollow #lawofattraction #promocode #idrive #everydaywelyft #everydayimhustling (at Jacksonville, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6hniTNpX9F/?igshid=1h4u2cn0mlrvo