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(You evil evillll)

6/5

NOPE NOPE NOPE

(Ask away! Tonight is the night for porn!)

It's not like Tony expected it. He'd like to clarify that right away. He did not expect to see much of anything when he had Jarvis crack SHIELD's security so he could see into Agent's office. Maybe the man chewing out a couple junior agents and fawning over Cap memorabilia. Mostly he did it to keep an eye on the man. If he was stupid enough to go up against a freaking god while there were hundreds of other agents around, god knows the trouble he could get into while he was alone in his office.

And...well...okay, yeah, he probably should have stopped watching about ten minutes ago. Because 'looking after someone's safety' and 'watching someone masturbate in their office after hours' was definitely not the same thing.

And where do we find our fearless Iron Man instead?

Sprawled in his computer chair, pants and underwear shoved down to his knees, stroking his cock in time with the agent displayed on the massive screen in front of him, trying to keep time with the other man's thrusts.

This makes me a hundred kinds of pleased. With someone finding out, that would be EPIC. And god, the holidays. How are your beanies, did you guys spoil them rotten this year?

Godzilla like the OLD movies, with the rubber suits and the shitty dubs, the BEST Godzillas XDDDD Oh man, B, I’ve missed you!!!!

Please please please write me something about Tony having a secret Godzilla fangasm the way that Phil has them about Captain America?

1.  Dogs or Cats? PUPPYS! KITTENS! UGH, CAN'T DECIDE! BOTH ARE SO CUTE. AND PERFECTLY FLUFFY! I can tell you favored breeds? Golden Retriever for dogs, and Norwegian Forest Cat for cats. Ehh, Horses are my favorite. Morgans, specifficaly. Morgans an Arabs.

2.  Chocolate or Vanilla? Neither. Mint, bitches!

3.  Is there anyone you wish you could cut out of your life and why? Two people. Yeah. I dunno if one of them reads my blog at all, and therefore this, so I'll be nice, and not name names. I go between wanting them gone, and wishing they were back. The second one is my dad, who takes his jollies in putting other people down. Those other people happen to be anyone around him at the time. Including me and mom. He had one friend in the 22 years I've known him, and I can't ever remember him saying a kind thing about the man. The guy was a student councler at a local highschool who worked with troubled teens, and he was a fucking saint. Yeah, I'd really love to not have him in my life. sadly, that won't happen for a while, because I'm far from financially independent from him.

4.  If you could meet any one dead person who would it be and why? My Momma's Father. Or Gezila. Momma swears up and down they both would be so proud of me, if they could have met me. Momma's Nono died when I was 2, and Gezila was from germany, but I met her when I was three, and I guess she died a few years later. I don't remember either of them.

5.  Who is your biggest hero? Phil motherfucking Coulson.

6.  Favorite genre of media Anything but political reports, and essays. I will read just about anything you shove under my nose, not even kidding.

7.  What is your favorite type of clothing? The kind I can wear.

8.  How many pets do you own? A dog, and I have an Amanda, that counts, right? It totally counts.

9.  Who is the most important person in your life? I don't know. Probably all of them?

10.  What is your favorite TV show? Toss up between Firefly and SHIELD. Mostly because of Coulson. My questions:

Hugs or cuddles?

would you rather read inside, or be outside DOING ALL THE THINGS?

Run or work out?

Do you know how to climb a tree/ can you climb a tree?

Broken any bones?

Favorite color?

Is there anyone you wish you could live next door to for the rest of your life?

Anyone you really miss?

Coolest place you've ever been?