MAH LUPIN HEADCANONS!!!!!
Bush Scale
Jigen!! bush - he honestly just lets it grow naturally, very wild. occasionally shaves his bikini line when he’s feeling fancy
Goemon!! bush - well maintained, less than 1.5” of hair from the crotch, shaved bikini line. Happy trail, hairs are wavy and look like a waterfall after he gets out of the shower
Fujiko!!! bush - three for three on the bush agenda, except hers is always shaved into different shapes i.e. heart, star etc etc
Lupin!! smooth as a seal, perhaps the only hairless part of his body
Zenigata!!! - shaves on occasion, rough short hairs, slightly patchy + happy trail
Hole Looseness
Jigen!! reasonably tight from regular usage
Goemon!! perma-clinched lest lupin gain wind the samurai has let down his guard
Fujiko!!! perfectly, heavenly velveteen walls that accommodate all who enter exactly as they hoped
Lupin!!! loose. so insanely loose, he could sit on a watermelon and consume it entirely with his butt
Zenigata!! no one gets past the tight seal of the law
Flattest to Fattest
Lupin!! despite popular propaganda, i DONT believe this Frenchman has a fatty. tbh i think his butt if prolly like uber bones but a but plush yk? like backshots wouldn’t encore Minecraft skeleton noises but there isn’t much resonance in those cheeks either :/
Jigen!! natural order of things, i like to imagine Jigen is a bit chubbier than lupin simply bc that form can only be created once but I also don’t believe his ass is anywhere near the girth of Fujiko or goemon so he’s comfortably in the middle
Fujiko/Goemon!!! adequately caked up, amazing boobs and butt all around w these two. I imagine goemon has like classic bell pepper but while Fujiko has a rounded hips but the square footage, while manifesting differently on their bodies, is equivalent
Zenigata!! more like zeniGYATTa from the cake he’s carrying. geez louise, more ass than you think a man could naturally be born with and yet here he is an affront to nature, yet an appeasement to god. naturally arches when he sits to maintain his gravitational balance, if you were to spank him it would take approx. two (2) days for the pain to register because it will have to travel through his thick meat mounds. god bless and protect the soldier brave enough to nestle between those mountains of tan fatty meat because the resonant sounds his cheeks will produce from their clapping will deafen a man near instantly
THANK!!! YOU!!!
