#lsohkin

hi my name is seymour krelborn, strange plants are no longer my hobby, and i miss audrey.

For weird kin songs! Certainly not "weird" as in "unfitting", but it's hilarious how many songs on my playlist (still very much in progress) I couldn't have even conceived of at that time period, let alone heard. I mean, normally I try and at least loosely pick songs I could have listened to and/or liked, but limiting myself to 1960s-or-earlier rock-'n'-roll... well it's not a genre I'm the most interested in anymore. Besides, Only A Lad just fits too well for me not to add it. -Orin Scrivello (#🩸🦷🧰)

hmm. Might also be the plant! And not in the way that I "am" the plant in the way of the stage ending, we're talking a separate LSOH timeline where I *was* Audrey II. Nothing might come of this, but still. It's a strange feeling, to say the least. Much to consider here. -Orin Scrivello (#🩸🦷🧰)

I've been debating even sending this. I've been avoiding even thinking about it, but obviously that's stopped being effective. I feel like I have to say something or it's gonna eat away at me forever, but also just... considering everything, I don't know how to frame it as anything but me trying to make myself feel better. And maybe I am! Fuck! But it's not only that, and I'd hate if that were the takeaway. So, genuinely, straight from the heart, I am so fucking sorry to every single Audrey who knows I so much as laid a finger on them. I'm sorry for using you to feel big and powerful, I'm sorry for seeing you as less than me, I'm sorry about everything I did to try and prove that when it wasn't true. Not one person on this earth deserves what I put you through, and this is way more than I should ask for, but I hope at least one of you sees this and feels a little better knowing I will never, EVER treat another human being like that again. You truly don't have to forgive me, but at least know that while my presence on here has been, and will continue to be, mostly positive and funny, this is a completely honest moment. Don't forget this and think I condone the way I hurt you next time I send in a lighthearted, jokey ask, because I won't. I couldn't let myself forget it. -Orin Scrivello (#🩸🦷🧰)

i know i literally just complained about the lack of art but now there's this really cool drawing sitting there in my tag, and i Wanna reblog it but i also don't want my main and only blog to become "this is a guy who watched little shop of horrors (1986) and came out of it not just liking orin scrivello but on some level resonating with him". ya know? like in the past i haven't exactly had a perfect record for kinning morally upstanding fellas but as the dentist i was. well! something else! even the stuff they showed on screen makes my blood boil now, let alone thinking about what i was actually *like*. -Orin (#🩸🦷🧰)

HEY IM AUDREY II FROM LSOH AND IM SO SICK OF PEOPLE CALLIN ME A BOY CAUSE I WAS THE HOTTEST PLANT MOMMA IN THE GALAXY, BABY! AND IF I HAVE TO HEAR ONE MORE PERSON CALL ME ANYTHING ELSE IM GONNA RIP THEIR HEADS OFF!