#lostlastsforever756

Okay but see that's just not fair!!! Lol. There are different mutuals for different reasons 🥺 so i shall split it into 2 types.

Top 5 Mutuals (I have a crush on*)

1. @sleepybbe

2. @pet-me-softly

3. @pennedwithpassion

4. @sah-ruhh

5. @zehwitch

Top 5 Mutuals (who get it*)

1. @lesbeanactivity

2. @singinprincess

3. @pinkfrills-and-sadfeels

4. @lostlastsforever756

5. @justsay-love

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YEAH SHE HAS A SISTER M8 DID YOU MISS THE LORE OR SOMETHING

ALSO SORRY BUT I CAN’T GET OVER HOW NOW APPARENTLY BEING AN ONLY CHILD IS PART OF BEING OPPRESSED LSKDJGLKDJSG JS??????????????????????????/

WHTA THE FUCK DOES THEIS MEAN DLGKSJLDKGJLGJ

WHY IS THIS

HTEY NEVER

WHAT

LMAO okay warning that this might get kinda long 

so I was probably seventeen at the time and I just started my job at the watch shop. At the watch shop, we had these tables at the front of the store which were covered in watches. they were in little tins (collectable tins!) and there were easily 100-125 watches on them at any given time, so there always had to be someone watching them 

I was standing at one of the tables keeping an eye on them, trying to count who had what watch where, when this guy comes up to me. 

“You know what I always think?” he says. 

I ask, “What?” 

“I walk by and I see you guys standing at these tables and I think, ‘there’s got to be a better way to sell watches!’ Like, you could put them in your jacket!” 

I hold my jacket open, and laugh, “Very ‘hey, kid, wanna buy a watch?’” 

“Exactly!” 

We laugh, and I think that’ll be the end of it. Or, that he’ll start, you know, actually looking at the watches. It is not, and he does not. 

Instead, he says, “You know, I’ve had a pretty rough day.” 

“Oh,” I say, kind of startled. I’ve heard of retail therapy, but I’m not prepared to be a retail therapist, you know? “I’m sorry to hear that.” 

“Yeah,” he agrees, looking downcast. I feel like I need to tell you that this guy looked very normal, very clean cut. Nice hair, neat clothes, a smiley attitude. Probably in his early- to mid-twenties. “My fish died.” 

I don’t really have a response for this, but he doesn’t seem to expect one. 

“Can you,” he asks, looking hopeful, “Can you tell me something nice, to cheer me up?” 

Now, I’m not saying that you can’t be sad about your pets dying. You absolutely can! I’ve never had any pets myself, but I can’t imagine it’s an easy thing. But a twenty-something man coming up to a seventeen-year-old while she’s at work, telling her that his fish died, and asking her to cheer him up is weird, right? Like, it always stands out to me as weird. I was so caught off guard by that request. Like, I’m sorry your fish died, but I’m here to sell watches. 

But I’m a nice person, so I laughed a little awkwardly and said, “I like your shirt.” 

It was purple, and it was from either Niagara Falls or Calgary, I honestly can’t remember, but it was somewhere in Canada. 

He broke into this massive smile, clapped me on the arm and said, “You know, you look like such a badass. With the leather jacket and the hair--” this was back when I had my super short hair-- “it’s really cool. You’re a badass lady.” 

7. Do you have any pets?

I do! I have a tubby kitty cat named Squirt and for the next 9 months I’m taking care of my brother’s Dachshund, Todd, while he’s deployed :)

12. What was your last dream about?

I remembered last night’s dream really well when I first woke up this morning but now all I’m recalling is a lot of people being in it lol

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

Nope!

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

I usually lay on my stomach with my head turned to the left with my right arm stretched out under my pillow and my left arm close to my face with my left leg pulled up close to my stomach and my right leg straight.

Thank you for the questions! 💙

rules: we’re snooping on your playlist. put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first ten songs and then choose 10 victims

Okay here we go:

Hideaway - Kiesza 

WATER - Beyonce, Salatiel, Pharrell Williams

I Love It - Icona Pop, Charli XCX

Video Girl - FKA twigs

I’d Rather Sleep - Kero Kero Bonito

Rolling - Spice

No Lie - Wet

Renee - SALES

Redbone - Childish Gambino

Don’t Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin