If Orufrey ever become un-doomed and free of the Silverwood, the sex better be absolutely monstrous. For one, Qifrey is an utter freak. He is an unhinged individual who has been pining for Olruggio with the branches of the tree a blistering leash around his neck, doing all sorts of illegal shit and mind-wipings just to get what he wants. That man is a dog whose muzzle means he's had to find other more heinous and clever ways to bite. And Olruggio, living in blissful ignorance because of said mindwipes; he's seen as the temperament to Qifrey's impulsiveness but you don't become a Watchful Eye without having the means to enforce it. You can't tell me this man who's been perusing through his 9-5 life with eyebags and a partner he's madly in love with but can never touch doesn't have some pent up aggression from the stagnation of it all. He's been in a 20 year situationship except he didn't even know about the goddamn tree, he was in it for the love of the game and when he learns there was an actual reason why they couldn't be together, I want to see "the sky's kindest, most radiant star" explode like a supernova from the repression. Olruggio walks out the room with bite marks and bruises in places most would never allow another human being to get so close to with their teeth. Qifrey has to give strictly verbal lessons to the girls for a few days because after a night with Olruggio he can't walk for the next week. They tested out just about every contraption of Olruggio's they possibly could've and now neither of them can look at regular household items normally. They both have 20 years of pining and Qifrey's literal crimes under their belts and when they go into that bedroom, I want it to look like you let a pack of rabid wombats loose in a daycare. I want the most esteemed scholars and researchers shocked and appalled at magic being used in ways they've never witnessed and that never should have existed. I want the Knights Moralis to create their own Geneva Convention protocol just to cover what Qifrey and Olruggio do to each other, not that it'll be needed because there isn't a sane witch alive who would ever even think to replicate what those two are capable of. They have unrestrained and unlimited access to each other and their dicks will never be free again.
