#lolzy

Alphinaud: (standing outside Ramora's house, looking confused) 

Lolz: Alphinaud? What are you doing out here?

Alphinaud: I was going to ask Ramora to help us kill a new primal, but, for some reason, there is what looks like a stocking tied to the doorknob...

Lolz: What color is it?

Alphinaud: I tell you that a stocking is tied to her doorknob and you are only curious about the color?

Lolz: It's Ramora.

Alphinaud: ... Fair enough, but how is the color of the stocking relevant to anything?

Lolz: It means she has a friend over.

Alphinaud: But you're out here...

Lolz: Flattered, but I'm not the kind of friend that she's having over right now.

Alphinaud: Ah, a... friend for an evening, then?

Lolz: ... I just call them her fuck buddies, but yeah, that works too.

Alphinaud: While I am relieved that she finally is letting us know when she is unable to assist us due to having a guest instead of us opening the door to find out on our own, you still haven't told me why the color is important.

Lolz: Let's see, where to start... Red means it'll be a long night of passion, Pink means it'll be sex and cuddling, White means it'll probably a quick go with someone inexperienced...

Alphinaud: It's black.

Lolz: Is it lacey too?

Alphinaud: Yes?

Lolz: Ohhh, yeah she's not gonna leave for at least a week. Maybe two.

Alphinaud: A WEEK?!

Lolz: Or two. 

Alphinaud stares at her

Lolz: Tell you what, I'll help you with the Primal and I'll teach you the code she and I came up with so you'll know for later on the way there.

Alphinaud: (sighs, defeated) fine. Let's go...

(They start walking)

Alphinaud: Wait, the color explains the duration, but what does the lace mean?

Lolz: (pats him on the head) This is going to be a looonggg walk for you.

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