#lol rant

And then there are characters that are genuinely interesting, but the character design fails to convey them, like Zyra, Kayle, Morgana, Seraphine and the most hated character design for people who love character design: KAI'SA (I am only mentioning characters that I know won't get an ASU ever, because some of the old ones that have awful designs were already redesigned in LoR and will be redesigned in LoL in the future). And you notice HOW MUCH those characters FAIL to live to their potential and you know they'll NEVER change those characters because they're popular the way they are. Zyra and Kai'sa have a sex appeal they would have to take away if they wanted the characters to live to their potential (they're both supposed to be monstrous, not super hot models), Morgana would have to lose that fancy gown of hers for her to be more connected to humanity, Seraphine should have so much more Piltover flair and Kayle's evolving system should be totally different, as in starting with her face visible and losing the visibility of her face and getting more armor as she evolves if she was to get as far from humanity as she wants to.

Like, the ones with clunky old models can be excused because I know they will get an update and will probably get at least a DECENT redesign that will tell their story decently. Like LeBlanc, the redesign isn't flawless, but it is good (Ignore the lack of animations and what they did to some of the skins shhhhhh) or Ahri.

This is a flaw, but it's fine. If that was the only issue.

A lot of the skins they release nowadays are just repetitive and don't try to do something new with the champion even when there is a perfect opportunity for it. There are some that are genuinely masterpieces and a breath of fresh air, like the Rain Shepherd line.

The final straw is now they're trying to fuck their playerbase by lowering the quality of legendaries so that they can sell their bullshit exalted skins for the same (or lesser) quality that the legendaries used to have for a stupid price. Not to mention the 500 dollar skins, those are fucking insane.

Either way, if it weren't for the genuinely passionate people that work/worked at Riot, I would've stopped played long time ago. Those are the ones that kept the game alive.

And by the way, I am not critiquing the team/people that designed the characters or made the exalted skins and the 500 dollar skins, they were just doing their job and what the company wanted them to do. Riot is the big boss.

i also have a pet peeve??? i guess is what you’d call it??? when ppl call nolan a bust, like yeah he didn’t do great in his first couple of seasons but dude was full of injuries, and with that, you expect someone who’s injured and unable to play to just come back and be a superstar on the ice??? nah (that goes for legit any player who’s faced injury)

idk guys i just get so annoyed w the nol pat hate, especially with how much improvement he’s showing as of recent in vegas. like can y’all stop nagging and look at the good in the situation??

that's the sweetest and wholesome shit happened to me this week full of school work. I love her. 💜

tho she hit me afterwards then logged off and

Connor DOES have a pp!

However its able to be tucked away~

Mmkay so Cyberlife androids are supposed to be like exact copies of humans and also in that little interview with Kamski thing (part of the dbh shorts) he says they (and speaks as if its a blanketing thing for all androids) can have ‘intimate relationships’ 

So i feel like genitals come standard on androids. I feel like... sad and objectifying as it is (well they were just machines allegedly until they awakened and like got souls n shiz~) They were there as objects to be used to peoples satisfaction. If on a whim someone was thirsty the option to just pull aside their housekeeping android and be like ‘yo phck me’ should be there. So I imagine it is. Even for like construction and store clerk androids probably I think. I mean... they cute... if people wanna piece of that then I feel like its Cyberlife’s /thing/ to be like yes any android can do anything you want of it... whatever your hearts desire! they never say no! They are only here to serve! (This is also hugely the vibe that same Kamski interview gave off. In fact “they never say no” is a direct quote) 

And so that includes Connor too! They apparently chose /everything/ to facilitate his ‘integration with humans’  and hes also the most advanced android yet so I feel like they wouldn’t skip out on those bits for him

BUT since some ppl are offended by nudity or whatevs I think theres an option where like panels open up and stuff retracts back in and then the panels shut again and a layer of artificial skin covers over and tada theyre smooth like ken/barbie dolls. And I think the nips is like the hair... its actually not there til the artificial skin is on and then its like...created~ (but can still be sensitive cuz they have sensors all over there body n... yeah~) 

And to suit every persons personal desires and preference I feel like there is a default peen and a default vajeen but you can get them to customize however... like its high tech robot parts and artificial highly realistic skin so its not too much of a stretch that the parts could elongate/shrink/shift around to create whatever size and shape desired and also the head hair is artificial and just kinda bloops on so I imagine the same could go for the down-there hair making it however you like. 

Also artificial jizz is a thing because lots of ppl get off on that shiz and it takes away from realism if nothing... ~happens~  

I also think they retract their junk by default when they remove their artificial skin because when theyre like that theyre no longer really imitating a human appearance usually. And also if they be like that its because some maintenance or something (*cough* or android concentration camps :[ ) is happening and then they arent being of service to anyone so theres no need for those parts or to be in human-appearance mode.

But I feel like usually (unless told not to) the genitals are out and just existing there like humans would be because if someone got freaky-deaky and pulled down an androids trousers and there was nothing there it would be jarring and would ruin that whole ‘perfect imitation of life’ thing.

I think sex androids are there for ppl who cant afford their own android to get freaky with and dont really feel right about or know how to go about getting with like... other androids that they work with or whatever (plus even if the intent was for u to be able to do the do with ANY android that caught your fancy.. some workplaces probably started a no frick-fracking with the work androids rule despite Cyberlife’s intent) 

But yee I totes think the androids have junk

Connor included~ 

I chose this. I don’t have a healthy relationship with alcohol so I took it out of my life. I’m happy like this. I don’t miss drinking at all. It’s like.... look Brenda—I get that you can’t live without your wine but I am SO. MUCH. HAPPIER.

I’ve realised that mine and my sister’s relationship is not great.

What we are to each other, is the family member you only see at big family gatherings who you don’t hear from otherwise, because you don’t mean enough to each other to think twice about what they’re doing with their lives. 

I would lose it if my sister wasn’t there. If she no longer existed I don’t know what I’d do. We hardly talk, and when we do, it’s small talk. We don’t talk about each other’s interests. We don’t act like friends, but we don’t act like enemies. I know everything about her, but we’re acquaintances. What does that mean?

I know it’s to do with how I’ve treated her. When I was younger, I was really bossy and demanding. I would tell her to get me something and then I’d tell her I’d pay her back, but never did. I played Barbies with her and told her who her character was, what world we were in, and she wasn’t allowed to have a say. I was manipulative and forceful.  When I was 12-13 years old, I yelled at her and my mum like tomorrow didn’t exist. I don’t know why, but whatever my sister did, even if she tried to help me with something, would make me angry and I pushed her away from me. 

She would listen to me when I was going through shit that I didn’t know would ever happen. I had no idea what puberty was doing to me, so while I was in my angry phase, I would also go to her because I knew she would listen.  I was cruel. 

Now I don’t know how to talk to her. I don’t know how to be a sister anymore. 

I don’t want to go back to how casual we were with each other. I want a real sisterly relationship. I want to be kinda and more loving than I ever have been. I want my sister back.