Please Hate Me //part 21
Fandom: Marvel
Summary: Based on "Imagine having a love/hate relationship with Loki." by @thefandomimagine
Loki wouldn't call himself a master of lockpicking, but he certainly possessed his fair share of skills regarding the matter.
Their origins were varied, some including childhood punishments requiring him to be locked in his chambers. Some came from the times his curiosity whispered to him from places people didn't want him to peer into. Both of those gave Loki a rather good hold on what he was able to do in just a few minutes under no supervision.
Most of his skills, unfortunately, required a lock to be picked.
Loki stared at the wall and a panel next to the door. In the hopes of not gaining your attention, he tried to look utterly disinterested in the room you brought him into some time ago, but now he regretted not noticing how you opened the door.
He was sure you fished something out of your pockets. He just didn't think it could be something other than keys.
The panel didn't have any visible buttons, so guessing the code was out of the question. The whole thing seemed blended with the wall, as many things in the damned Tower did.
Loki left the matter of the door for later. The opposite side of the room held a large window, now looking more inviting than ever.
Loki grabbed a handful of chips on his way there. The sandwich you gave him earlier, although (surprisingly) not awful even with the heart on top, did little to completely satisfy his hunger. He sneered at the memory of it.
The window was big enough to allow a proper way out, Loki noticed with professional assessment. He had slipped through enough windows to know his own flexibility and the importance of right angles.
His heart dropped a little when he looked through it, only to find the night view over the shining city be a very high one. Loki wasn't really bothered by heights, but a look down the Tower's side made him hesitate a bit. He remembered he told you he wouldn't sneak out anytime soon, but it was important to know his options in advance, right? Besides, the drop wasn't even that steep, come to think of it…
He turned, a little guilty, when you walked back into the room. Peeling off the dirt and dried fluids of varying sources did wonders to your presentation, only for the effect to be immediately killed off by the disgusting gray outfit, twin to his own.
"What, you thinking about jumping out?" You asked as if reading his mind.
Loki didn't answer as you approached him, throwing your towel on a nearby chair. The chair didn't protest, already carrying a few items you forgot about. You peered outside.
"Damn, it's already snowing. I personally wouldn't recommend sliding out this way anytime soon."
Loki raised his eyebrows. "You make it sound like you've already tried that."
"I made it 4 floors down before I got to the one without any good outside handles. I mean, there were a few, but I kinda slid by them, thanks to the frost."
"Was it worth it?" he asked with actual curiosity.
"It was a bet—of course it was worth it."
"I see."
He watched you settle on the bed, bringing all the food closer, and turning the TV on. A spare blanket was even found for him, and laid to your left. He had to ask, though.
"What do you plan on doing?"
"Watch something mind-numbing, eat, regret I ate so much, and go to sleep."
"Mind if I join?"
"You're my bestie, of course I don't mind."
With a tormented sigh, Loki laid on the mattress, pushing your legs to make more room for himself. "Is that really necessary? It's so crowded here."
"With your bloated ego, I'm surprised the Tower is capable of housing you at all."
He watched you fill your mouth without skipping a beat.
"Can't you use a plate? You're making a mess. I'm not going to sleep on the crumbs," Loki complained, brushing some off the sheets already.
"You can always sleep on the floor. I won't mind, it's all yours."
"I hate you."
"Can't blame you."
He took the muffin you'd been consuming out of your hand and finished it out of sheer malice. Your shocked face made him feel a little better.
"You truly are evil, Loki—to starve the injured and weak…"
"Don't call those few bruises an injury," he scoffed, gesturing to the few cuts on your cheek.
"A few bruises? You see this? My arm is going to kill me tomorrow!" You put your elbow in his face, showing a growing mark that already darkened a large patch of your skin.
It didn't hurt much yet—only when you touched it—but you had enough experience to know it was just the beginning. It was a surprise you could move the arm at all. You remembered falling on it quite a few times, so a broken bone or some joint injury could have been expected at least.
Loki pushed your arm out of his face. "You call that bad? Look at my poor ribs and guess whose knees are imprinted on them!"
He pulled on his shirt to reveal the damage, although he had to admit it wasn't as dramatic as he wished to. His stark white skin contrasted with the grayish bruise, but it looked like the damned bracelet didn't stop his body from healing faster than a regular human's. A few more hours and there would hardly be any trace left of it.
You laughed in his face. "Poor baby. At least I can say I didn't have any choice in that, as I was hauled into the trunk right after you. Do you want me to remind you of the time you basically threw one of those monsters at me? And pushed me off a bridge?"
"How many times do I have to remind your tiny little human brain that it wasn't my fault—"
"You're already looking for excuses—"
"Because normal arguments completely miss you—"
"Shut up, my phone is ringing."
If your hand didn't cut him off with a slap to his mouth, he might have made a remark about your injuries being an obstacle only when it suited you best. Instead, he had to resort to peeling it off his face while you looked for your buzzing phone through the blanket with the other one. Your so very painful injuries didn't seem to be slowing you down.
He stole another cupcake. It wasn't awful.
"Damn, Peter is facetiming us.” You seemed happy.
That alone made him wary. His mood only grew gloomier as the boy's cheery face appeared on the screen in your hand.
You moved closer to Loki to let Peter see the both of you. Loki's ribs were not spared in the process and neither were the sheets as the crumbs left his mouth along with an undignified whimper.
"My favourite teenager, you have no idea how happy I am you're not dead and Aunt May won't be hunting my ass anytime soon." You sent Peter a blinding smile. Loki only shot you a dark glare, trying to free his right arm from under your body.
"Yeah, it didn't go as bad as I thought," Peter laughed as well, although the cut on his lip made it visibly uncomfortable. "I'm just grounded forever, but I'm fine. I've got super-healing, remember?"
You sighed. "Why am I the only normal one here? It's unfair."
"I feel so sorry for you," Loki spit the words with venom coating every one of them.
Peter's face lit up immediately. It got bigger on the screen as the boy peered in closer.
"I'm so happy you're okay too, Mr. Loki! I'm so sorry we kinda dragged you into that, you probably hate our planet already, but it's not that bad all the time, there's plenty of—"
"Peter, how badly are you grounded?" You cut through his rambling, sparing Loki (and yourself) from the never ending stream of words.
"Well, I'm not dead, but if I'm one minute late back home, I might be," he admitted, earning a chuckle from Loki.
"But you're still going to school tomorrow?" you made sure. "I kinda want to grab some shawarma with my bestie, so you could join us during your lunch break?"
"That's so cool! There's a place I can get to in like 3 minutes, so it's a perfect—"
"When exactly did I agree to that?" Loki frowned.
You patted his bracelet. "When you didn't throw our friendship bracelet away."
"I told you I've already tried everything I can to get this thing off me."
"Sounds like a you problem."
Peter nodded silently from the screen, not really minding the fact he'd been forgotten for a moment.
A muscle shifted in Loki's jaw. He muttered with all the politeness he managed through gritted teeth, "And when exactly did your brave and just Avengers agree to that idea?"
"Tomorrow," you answered with all the confidence that had Loki's blood boiling. "Have you no trust?"
"In you? Please, don't get me started…"
You shifted your attention back to Peter, only to find him staring at the both of you with hearts shining in his eyes.
"What?"
"Nothing," Peter said with a smile suggesting the opposite. "See you tomorrow, guys!"
"Huh." You looked at the suddenly dark screen. "He never hangs up so quickly."
Loki muttered something inaudible. He focused on feeding the rage within him with another cupcake. There weren't many left. You assessed the image.
"Are you mad at me?"
"Yes."
"Is watching a compilation of fails the Avengers wish could be erased from the surface of the world going to make you feel better? Thor's included."
Loki hesitated.
"Yes."
The internet was truly a wonderful place, if used right. That truth was only beginning to dawn on Loki, as just a few minutes through the videos worked wonders on his mood.
"How do you even come up with so much footage?" he dared to ask as the replay of Steve slipping on some loose debris during a fight played.
"It's the internet, darling. We've got footage of everything that ever happened on those streets and of a few things that never did."
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