Apr 7, 2020
Patton: You know what I hope we’ll have in common a month from now?
Logan: What?
Patton, dropping to one knee and pulling out a ring: Our last name
Logan: We already have the same- Oh, you know what, I’ll take it
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Patton: You know what I hope we’ll have in common a month from now?
Logan: What?
Patton, dropping to one knee and pulling out a ring: Our last name
Logan: We already have the same- Oh, you know what, I’ll take it
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OTP (One True Preserve)
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Masterpost- Previous
Summary: Logan finds his soulmate at the grocery store
Day 30 Logicrofters- You see your soulmate's reflection instead of yours
A/N- I am so tired guys. Legally this is a joke <3
Logan didn't like mirrors. Most people spent so much time staring at their soulmate through them that they were easily the most inefficient, annoying tools on the planet. How hard could it be to focus on a task without making googly eyes at a reflection? However, it was entirely possible he was biased.
anyways the top three (3) ships in this fandom are as follows:
logicrofters
roman/sword
anxurt
i do not accept constructive criticism
Logan: Crofter's jelly
Roman: spaghetti
Patton: cookies
Virgil: yogurt
We need Deceit
My favorite nickname for Logan:
Crofty Softie™
Honestly, he’s such a sweetheart. Lo, buddy, you’re not fooling anyone. You are an absolute lovable softie just like the rest of Thomas, and we appreciate you :)
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Crofters Musical: Lyrics
If anyone wanted/ needed this idk! I wanted to do it! (feel free to correct me on anything and I'll be sure to edit it) (I'll reblog with the dialogue version)
Roman:
It's hard to stay in form these days
With news so intense
We're bombarded with grim black current events
I should drop this whole serious-song pretense
Because this song is not about all that
Thomas:
We made a partnership with Crofters!
We heard a roar across the border that we think came from their bear
We believe it meant to extend us an offer
Roman:
To which I plan to make a jam that's just as tasty as theirs!
[Dialogue]
(Logan: ...That makes perfect sense!)
Logan: Dreams come true!
That's news to me
How wild... blueberry
Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so devine?
Even I
I don't have the vocabulary
to describe what I'm feeling inside
But for me it's very un-ordinary
The first time you bought a jar,
I remember the day!
In a local healthfood's grocery
Thomas:
I felt like Lara Croft(er) and Nathan Drake!
Discovering a treasure once unknown to me
But the greatest thing is yet to be revealed!
Guys I cannot believe this is real! *reveals Logan's Berry Crofters jam*
[Dialogue]
(Logan: I! Still! Love it!)
Logan: Dreams come true! That's news to me
Roman: I'm wrought with jealousy
Logan: How wild... blueberry
Roman: I can't believe you're telling me
Logan: Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so devine?
Roman: That he's the favourite side!
Both, in harmony:
Even I, I don't have the
Logan: vocabulary to describe how I'm
Roman: vigour to bear the loss of pride that I'm
Both, in harmony: feeling inside.
But for me it's very un-ordinary
[Dialogue]
(Roman: Like it? Like it?! Like it!!!! LIKE IITT!!!??)
Roman: This is Crofters
Logan & Thomas, in harmony: This is Crofters
Roman: We're talkin Crofters!
Thomas: Sweet sweet Crofters!
Logan: *licking Crofters*
Roman:
I mean this jelly might as well be gold
It's all that I opt for!
Logan:
Because Crofters is the only jelly I put in my belly!
R&T: Only jelly! In my belly!
Logan: *riffing*
R&T: *thomas' voice an octave lower than death* Only jelly! In my belly!
Logan: *scatting*
R&T: Only jelly! In my belly!
L,R&T: The only jelly I'll put in my belly!
Roman: Crofter- *starts to riff* *music stops*
i had a dream last night where the sides all fell asleep in thomas’ living room and thomas was making a lot of noise in the kitchen and Virgil’s head just pops out from under his ball of blankets and a bunch of smoke also filters out and virgil’s just like “maaaaaan can u keep it dooooowwn it’s foouurrr twentyyy blaze iiiit” and thomas is just like “???? it’s the 21st?” and virgil’s just like “whatever duuude just keep it dowwwwn” and thomas is just shocked and he asks patton if he’s ok with virgil doin this and patton’s just like “uhh ummm—hey where’s logan?” And logan and roman have just disappeared so thomas is like “they’re probably upsta—“ and he cuts off when he hears a noise behind a closet door, so he opens it and logan and roman are just violently making out and then Logan growls “crofters” in this really low voice and roman does that “OHH!” thing the guy does at the end of this vine, and thomas just shuts the door and softly but with feeling, “what the fuck”
The new canon ship, Logicrofters.