Lily: Oh gosh, Scarlett, I'm not sure that's a good idea! Couldn't we just wait to get INVITED to visit Hufflepuff? Why do we need to try and sneak in? This feels like an abuse of my Prefect powers!

Brooke: You know, Janey, you REALLY ought to let Rory and I help you get ready for the costume party tomorrow night in Hogsmeade. It's for your own good.

Cassidy: Did I snore last night??? Because I had this dream that I was having a cuddle party with a cute boy but I was snoring and he said he never wanted to see me again because I was a freight train, and it has to mean something, right?

Gwen: If you were turning some kind of edible thing into a carriage, would you have chosen a pumpkin like your mother, or would you have picked something different? Because I think I'd like to ride in a squash boat someday.

Hoku: I think I might have stepped on the back of your robes while I was running to class and I'm super sorry if there's a grosso footprint on them now! I didn't have time to stop and say sorry but I'm trying to say it now before Professor Finch-Fletchley sees I'm texting and tries to ruin my life by convuscating my phone.

Kirby: Jane Jane Jane Jane! I wanted to tell you that your hair looks super pretty today and it would make me the most excited badger in all of Badgerland if you'd teach me what you did with it! It looks extra bouncy, I love that!

Brooke: You know, I really can't fathom why so many of our classmates become completely illiterate when they've been drinking. I'm quite intoxicated at the moment and I find that autocorrect still helps me to seem intelligible.

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