#lmaoo!!!

I don’t mind! I’ll give you a clue ;)

Craig was on his way to Tweek's house when it hit (and you know how quickly Things Go Bad in South Park) and locked himself and Tweek inside. Tweek, being who he is, is quick to prep them. Fills up all the sinks and baths in the house with water. When the power goes out, he and Craig eat the perishables first and stockpile the canned goods. Find suitable weapons, attire, etc

I'm gonna say i picture them being like 15-16 in this au; Craig had just gotten his license so he's their driver. Tweek can hotwire, Craig sort of questions it but not really because his bf is multifaceted and talented and amazing

Their main priorities are: keep each other safe. Find Craig's family. Find Clyde, Token and Jimmy. And get to a sanctuary, if there is one.

They have a pact that if one of them is going to turn, they have to bite the other one. They go down together. (this is very much an aisle 10 reference)

They find Stan and Kyle first at a gas station convenience store; Craig is very much against teaming up with them, for all they know, they're the ones that started this. Tweek says there's strength in numbers tho and the two duos can mutually benefit from each other: Creek has supplies, food and a car; Style has gas, experience and a gun

Stan got the gun from his Uncle Jimbo's stock; he's the only one that knows how to shoot from hunting lessons (he doesn't like it. I figure there would be a lot of internal struggle but these aren't the first zombies he's killed bc u kno, Pinkeye)

Cartman probably has made the zombies into his own weapons or into some sick sort of gameshow via Dead Rising-esque fashion. He's definitely like that

Kenny, Butters, and Wendy are in a group across town