#llama-things

Llama: *mumbles* my will to live

Sparrow: She meant people.

Llma: My will to live an I are apart so much it can be counted as separate entity.

Sparrow: *under her breath* why are you in here?

So, mermaids, the dwellers of the sea and myths. They are real, and I have proof.

Don't believe me?

Here it is:

So as a first thing we need to think about where merfolk reside, obviously in the seas and oceans.

Here it gets wierd, but bear with me it has a conclusion.

Where does most of trash and litter produced by humanity goes? The ocean. So we can theoretically call the oceans thrash can of humanity.

We good? Good.

So now let's look at fandom people, or people of tumblr, what are we often called, mainly by ourselves? Fandom/tumblr trash.

And where does trash belong?

In a trash can.

What is the trash can of humanity?

Oceans.

Who dwells in oceans?

Merfolk.

Here it is friends, fandom/tumblr people are mermaids, or less gender specific merfolk.

Chinchilla is shit at balancing things, including time.

Llama: bring me a juice pouch, please.

Chicken: and for me some yeast.

Tangerine: nicht