#lizardperson

this is Helena and she's living in my head rent free 24/7.

she's a mad scientist with no regards for ethics or human life. she's a war criminal, not out of conviction, but it's her job and she's pretty good at it. she's a control freak and doesn't care much for other people's consent or opinion, because she knows best anyway. she's a terrible boss who loves to be mean and intimidating just because she can. she's a poor little meow meow who grew up as tragic space orphan and had to work in a morgue from like 15.

and we haven't even talked about her highly problematic sex life yet.

i'd die for her <3

[art by grozat]

Language of Flowers (Rook Questions)

Lily: Is Rook an experienced lover?

deanna has absolutely no experience at all, she has her first time (and her very first kiss) with lucanis after she is saved from the fade prison (which was also lucanis' first time + kiss!) but after their first night together, she turns to teia for advice and eventually she become quite experienced with lucanis.... hehe

Narcissius: Are there any physical attributes about themselves that they like?

she likes her green eyes, the only thing she inherited from her mother's appearance! she also does know that she is attractive and she has used her looks to her advantage to lure her targets. but she did hate her elven ears and it wasn't until she met varric and left the crows that she started to embrace her elven heritage and now she's grown to love them!

Babies Breath: Would Rook want children? Do they ever have any?

it would take a long time until deanna could feel ready to start a family, but the idea of it does terrify her. she and lucanis would want to focus on themselves first, they both have a lot of healing to do and having a child would just complicate things. but i do think they would wait until caterina has passed away, there's no way either of them would let her go anywhere near their children. (tbh i haven't quite decided what their future looks like....)

Snapdragon: What’s the most selfish thing they’ve ever done?

femoral sketch 15, for @moonbutters, featuring a creature called Summer Selene who seems to have claimed this spot

STORY TIME

>I join as a local lizard chef, Ozzie Betts.

>Local bridge catboy troll making people pay a toll

>Ignore the fiend, the absolute scoundrel

>Scared as all fuck (last time I tried to cook I sucked)

>I got the drip

>Headed to kitchen

>JESSE BOTANISTS WE NEED TO COOK METH FOOD

>I see a dead spider

>Neuron Activation

>I make spidermeat bread

>It tastes like shit

.>MISSION COMPLETE

>Make a food channel so people know when I finish cooking

>Lady comes in and tastes the ""food""

>"REmEmberWeHAVeHuMANShEReTOo"

>BITCH I DON'T FUGGIN CARE

>make random assorted food

>get asked by somebody to make mozzarella

>I pay to get stuff for tacos (TACOS!!)

>it never came

>I only made plain tacos

>I fuck around, make a cake, chef shit

>I find out how to make meat from meatwheat

>THANKS FOR BOTANY BEING MORE USEFUL THAN SPACE AMAZON' (cargo)

>"Hey, Ozzie. Want some garlic for garlic bread"

>"FUGGIN HELL YEAHHHH"

>I make the shit required for garlic bread

>GARLIC BREAD AQUIRED

>"HEY CAP, HEY CHAPLAIN, WANT SOME FUGGIN GARLIC BREAD?!"

>THEY BOTH AGREE

>THIS IS THE BEST CHEF ROUND EVER

>space dragon

>me and the bois invading church to fight it

>we die, I lose my limbs and my clothes

>I get revived while listening to the ending theme of Disco Elysium (its a good theme fight me)

>We leave on the shuttle

>"GOD, I FUGGIN LOVE BEIN' FROM BOSTON!"