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I love how when people talk about the crazy shit on Tumblr no one talks about the lizard political election it's like we all forgot about it like some distant fever dream
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So like instead of doing that final essay and studying for my exams, I’m finally embarking on that tumblr history journey I’ve meaning to do since forever...
because how can you not after the thousandth “new users will never know about *insert all the 2011-2013 tumblr things*” getting you mad curious about all the 2011-2013 tumblr things when you joined in friggen 2017???
So anyway, bless all the people who took the time to explain wtf all these things are/reblog the original posts...
I am enlightened to the following things:
None Pizza with Left Beef (Australia time, it’s anniversary was yesterday and a post popped up with screenshots and started me on this wild journey!)
Tumblr Code (I have a distinct memory of this same post popping up on my dash a while ago, being confused, and then only just know recognising it’s significance)
Mishapocalypse (but like I’ll have to wait til April 1st to really know and I won’t really know by i wasn’t there for the first one nor apparently for the “war” that followed when debating a second one???? - someone clarify)
Moreos (pretty simple)
Do you love the color of the sky? (the original popped up on my dash, did not know it’s significance but the reblogs indicated how rare it was and I have that in my drafts somewhere, but have also since seen variants like the “Bob says Hello” one which killed me gently)
Peasant (surely this is self-explanatory but also how did this start?)
Selfie Olympics (I have seen photos but again how did this start?????)
Horse Friend (2017, but idk about the lizard election of 2016??? or 2018′s tumblecoin bc i joined November and I use mobile tumblr but apparently there was a photocopier???)
“Supernatural has a gif for everything” “hide it from the Supernatural fandom” (SPN is half the reason I came to tumblr, after seeing all the screenshots so really I don’t need to list this but whatever, I’m here)
Superwholock (like I get the idea but also I need the history)
Things still to be determined:
“Could you give me directions to the nearest Olive Garden?” “No but I could give you directions to a real Italian restaurant”
something about legs and daisy dukes?
why frick frack when you can snick snack? (I’ve done some searching and see this may have some hindsight offensiveness to it in regards to ace/aro individuals??? I’m not sure)
David Karp (is he hot? was he hot in 2012/13? will check soon)
Tumblr Prom/University/Island/Nation and then Dashcon???
Pizza (??????)
apparently people didn’t know who Bubbersnickle Quifflebat was at one point (pre-Sherlock and Dr Strange life I guess??) and then it resulted in everyone freaking the frack out about Bubbersnickle Quifflebat (this I actually knew about through tumblr screenshots before I got onto tumblr - resulting in my own personal misnaming of his name, this is my favourite and in the theme of remembering old shit that happened I will use this un-ironically and unashamedly!)
Franceium vs ForFutureReferenceOnly (????)
men of tumblr
miranda cosgrove?
Homestuck (but will I ever really know??? I feel like I’d need to travel back in time to understand whatever the hell this is)
the fandom v hipster wars???
precisely what has gone on to make tumblr a “hellsite”
SERIOUSLY SOMEONE MAKE A TIMELINE OR JUST A HISTORY ACCOUNT DOCUMENTING THIS SHIT SO WE MAY ALL LEARN!!!
to be continued (excuse me if I have conjured up some bad memories)
