Liverwurst.

No, it is not a sandwich.

The name tells you what this is. It is very accurate.

I love how I'm either "vegan tofu all week" or "ha ha ha let's buy awful joke meat from the reduced bin."

Meat shouldn't be spreadable. That is a sign you have done something horrible to baby cow livers.

It's like if you took what is in a hot dog and turned it into butter. This shouldn't be.

...That said, it's November and I have bad seasonal affective disorder, and salty goo is everything I want to put into my mouth.

“What about liverwurst?”

“Oh, I dream about liverwurst.”