#literally never.

❝ personally, i think his ass is as flat as his big, rectangular head ; but what the fuck does the multi-award winning, famous pornstar know ? ❞

1. dont smoke with people you don't like. don't smoke with people you don't trust. never, ever. don't smoke with people you don't know. all drugs and strains impact people differently, but it sucks a whole lot when you're a little anxious with the wrong people. or, you need help (nauseous, emergency, etc) and you're not with the right people.

2. edibles sound beginner friendly, but as a stoner, i hate them. they're difficult as hell to dose, you can often take too much or too little, they don't hit you right away so there's a lot of margin for error time and dose wise. i have never had edibles that hit the same every time, i have never had a very good experience with them. plus with actual weed, you have different strains with different effects. edibles very rarely do. do not recommend for beginners, it's the easiest way to take too much and end up kinda hazy and anxious. especially if they're just someone's homemade edibles. never ever take a homemade edible.

3. if it's your first/second/beginning experience, you probably need like one hit max. maybe two. do not try to keep up with your stoner friends or whoever else is smoking. if they try to pressure you, leave. I've had many people smoke for the first time with me, and all of them take like a 3 second hit and they're good for hours. tolerance is a real thing and it's not like alc where you're born with a higher tolerance. everyone has a low tolerance in the beginning.

4. i reccomend joints for the first time, because they're easy and smooth and very easy to dose. take a three second hit and wait half an hour. wait another half if you're feeling something but you're not sure if you should do more. pens work, but in nonlegal states that's risky, and they often make you cough far more. i reccomend actual flower if it's your first time.

5. drink WATER. even with edibles, your mouth will dry out so fast, and obviously, it's a form of drugs, so your body does NOT need to be dehydrated. drink so much water.

6. strains matter. weed is not all made the same. i am a stoner and i have strains i will never ever smoke, because i hated them. i have strains that were just fine, and others i loved. someone can love wine and hate beer. weed is similar. if you're in a legal state, please ask a budtender about the effects. some strains are far more prone to cause anxiety, and other unpleasant side effects.