Jan 10, 2025
Lance finds out pidge is Italian part 2
Pidge is chasing Lance throughout the halls of the castleship. As they run, Lance runs passed shiro and Matt.
Shiro: woah! Where’s the fire?
Pidge: GET BACK HERE MCCLAIN! YOUR A DEAD MAN!
Shiro: ok woah! Hold on! What’s going on here? What did Lance do this time?
Shiro says grabbing pidge as she runs by him.
Matt: yeah, what did Lance do that was so bad?
Pidge looks them both in the eye and says
Pidge: HE BROKE SPAGHETTI NOODLES!!!
Shiro: …. That’s it? Really pidge? That’s what your all worked up about? come on now, that’s not a good enough reason to want to kill him-
Matt: NO SHIRO she’s right! THE BASTARD MUST DIE!
Thus the civil war between paladins began. And all over spaghetti noodles.
