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L’internet - by Sara Pittaluga

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[99/100] Che con la scusa dei 100 giorni felici posso mettere una barca di autoscatti imbecilli e vanitosi nell'internet. #100happydays #felicitàquotidiane #autoscatti #linternet #selfie

Wicehrabia de Valmont

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwNh1Xo30ts&feature=youtu.be

RICHARD YATES Featherstonehaugh: AN EDUCATIONAL PAMPHLET APPARENTLY Cholmondeley: ON WHAT WAS IT—ORGANIC FOOD SHOPPING Featherstonehaugh: WRONG THAT WAS NOT IT AT ALL. YOU KNOW BETTER. Cholmondeley: ON STALKING VULNERABLE YOUNG WOMEN? Featherstonehaugh: THROUGH INTERNET CHAT Cholmondeley: AND ESTABLISHING A TIGHT PSYCHOLOGICAL GRIP ON THOSE YOU PLAN OR HOPE TO STATUATORILY RAPE CORRECT? Featherstonehaugh: ON THE NOSE FRIEND Cholmondeley: I SUPPOSE IF I WERE INTO PUBESCENT GIRLS I WOULD TAKE THIS BOOK AS BOON INTO MY LIFE Featherstonehaugh: INTO YOUR BOSOM YOU MEAN Cholmondeley: NO I WOULD USE IT TO GAIN ACCESS TO CERTAIN PUBESCENT GIRLS’ BOSOMS Featherstonehaugh: PRACTICAL APPLICATION AND SO FORTH Cholmondeley: I’M NOT INTO THEORY THOUGH I UNDERSTAND THAT IS A BIG PART OF THE BOOK’S APPEAL HADN’T YOU HEARD? Featherstonehaugh: SOME BREATHLESS REVIEWS BY THE AUTHOR’S SCHOOLCHUMS AND ACOLYTES SUGGESTED THIS WAS A NEW ASSUALT IN THE WAR ON REALISM STORY NOVELS, FICTION ITSELF, LIFE ITSELF, LOVE MASQUERADING AS LUST ITSELF, EMOTION, HUMAN CONCEPTIONS OF GOD AND BUDDHA HIMSELF, AND LUST MASQUERADING AS A LUST FOR LIFE ITSELF. ALSO A GUIDE TO THE THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS AND PREDATORY SEXUAL HABITS OF TWENTYSOMETHINGS IN NEW YORK CITY Cholmondeley: THIS IS SOME REAL SHIT SO TO SPEAK MAYBE THE REALEST Featherstonehaugh: I AGREE IT IS REAL TO THE MAX ALMOST TOO REAL TO BEAR Cholmondeley: LETS GET AWAY FROM THE DEAD-ENDEDNESS OF THIS INQUIRY AND TALK ABOUT THE PROSE STYLE Featherstonehaugh: IT FELT LIKE I WAS SPYING ON MY FRIENDS Cholmondeley: WHAT FRIENDS SPECIFICALLY I WANT DETAILS SINCE YOU AND I KNOW ALL THE SAME PEOPLE Featherstonehaugh: FRIENDS WHO ARE EXCITED BY THE POSSIBILITIES OF TECHNOLOGY AND WHO LIKE THE SOUND OF THE WORD BROWSER AND LIKE TO THINK OR PHILOSOPHIZE WITH THE HELP OF DRUGS ABOUT THE INTERNET AND SOCIAL CURRENCY GENERATED BY HITS AND MENTIONS AND HOW TO USE THAT SOCIAL CURRENCY MOST JUDICIOUSLY Cholmondeley: TO GET MONEY AND GENITAL ENCOUNTERS CORRECT Featherstonehaugh: SO YOU DO KNOW WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT Cholmondeley: OH YES THESE ARE ALSO THE PEOPLE WHO MAYBE BECOME AROUSED AT THEIR OWN FACILITY WITH TABS AND BROWSING AND WHO DRIFT INTO FUGUES OF PROPHECY AND AGGRANDIZEMENT DUE TO THE PNEUMA WAFTING FROM THEIR OVERHEATED CPUs Featherstonehaugh: SOMETHING LIKE THAT Cholmondeley: DID YOU GET THE FEELING THAT THIS BOOK WAS MADE BY A BRAVE PERSON MAKING BRAVE CHOICES TOO Featherstonehaugh: I WAS FRIGHTENED THROUGHOUT THAT THIS WAS THE NOVELIZATION OF AN EPISODE OF TO CATCH A PREDATOR AND THE BOOK WOULD END WITH THE NARRATOR AUTHOR’S ARREST AND INCARCERATION AND INEVITABLE SODOMIZATION SO YES IT WAS COURAGE I SAW IN THE MARGINS Cholmondeley: OH ME TOO ME TOO. I USUALLY THINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS A WRITER IS BRAVE THAT THEY MEAN THE BOOK IS SO EMBARRASSING THAT THE WRITER IS BRAVE FOR EVEN SHOWING IT TO OTHER HUMANS Featherstonehaugh: BUT NOT WITH THIS WORK AM I RIGHT Cholmondeley: SO RIGHT. THIS BOOK IS BRAVE LIKE OVID’S METAMORPHOSES. I BET SOME DUDES ON THE FRONT LINE IN AFGHANISTAN, WAIT, I MEAN SOME DUDES ON BOTH FRONT LINES THE AFGHANI AND THE AMERICAN SIDES READ THIS BOOK AND WERE LIKE FUCK MAN I’M GLAD I’M NOT THAT GUY BATTLING THE MOM WHO DOESN’T WANT HER DAUGHTER’S BARELY FORMED VAGINA PUNCTURED BY ME, THE BRAVE GUY. Featherstonehaugh: I LIKE YOUR OVID COMPARISON BECAUSE THERE’S A LOT OF FEAR AND DITHERING OVER NONCONSENSUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE METAMORPHOSES JUST LIKE IN THIS BOOK Cholmondeley: ONE MIGHT SAY TAO LIN IS THE NEW OVID AND THIS IS HIS METAMETAMORPHOSES Featherstonehaugh: DON’T GET CARRIED AWAY THERE Cholmondeley: ONE MIGHT SAY TAO LIN IS THE NEW SHAKESPEARE AND THIS IS THE NEW ROMEO AND JULIET Featherstonehaugh: OR TAO LIN IS THE NEW RAY CARVER FOR THE NEW ME GENERATION AND NEW KMART REALISM Cholmondeley: I THOUGHT IT WAS GCHAT REALISM THAT’S THE GENRE I ALWAYS SEE ASSOCIATED WITH PAPA LIN Featherstonehaugh: THE NEW LOLITA FOR THE HUMBLE HUMBLE CREEPERS OF THE WORLD BUT MORE EMOTIONAL AND MORE ELEGANT AND MORE NOW Cholmondeley: I NEED MORE NOW IN MY LIFE AND MORE STARTLING INTERIORITY Featherstonehaugh: THAT’S NOT THIS BOOK YOU’RE THINKING OF THE OTHER ONE Cholmondeley: OH I NEED MORE NOW IN MY LIFE AND MORE NOISE COILED AT THE NOISE OF THE COIL’S POISE VIA THE LINTERNET Featherstonehaugh: CLOSE ENOUGH AT LEAST YOU USED SOME CONSECUTION