My darling anon,

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS UP??? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??? WHAT MADE YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION??? and most importantly

WHO ALLOWED THIS?????

WHO???? (because it sure as heck wasn’t Mr. ‘Youngjae-is-mine-and-you-can’t-even-dream-about-him’ Jaebum)

But seriously WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICKITY-FRACK???? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL, CHOI YOUNGJAE??? WHAT’S YOUR GAME??? (You want me to explode???? Well. Done. akhdKLDHAKLHA)

I mean, I thought it was bad enough when he posted that tank-top selca back in November with all that skin and that look at the camera and just....

AND THEN HE STARTED PULLING THAT CRAP WITH THE FLIRTY BED SELCAS LIKE

WHO????

ASKED????

YOU?????? 

I never signed up for this. I was perfectly content with him being gorgeous and handsome and precious and adorable and NOT A KING OF PROBLEMATIC SELCAS.

AND THEN HE SHOWS UP AND THROWS THIS AT ME????

THIS????

I just.... he just...... this just........ there are five moles visible right there AND THREE OF THEM ARE ON HIS NECK AND SHOULDER and my brain can NO LONGER COMPUTE BYE. 

Listen. I am all for an appreciation for how gorgeous Youngjae is, but COULD HE HAVE TONED IT DOWN JUST A LITTLE BIT??? I mean. We’re talking about his eyes being all cute and gorgeous and aimed right at us, and that’s enough already, but then he’s got his adorable nose looking even more precious upside-down, and his precious little ears being so incredibly cute and totally visible next to his TWO-TONED HAIR STYLE THAT LOOKS SO GOOD??? AND HIS JAWLINE LOOKING SO NICE EVEN WITH THE WEIRD FILTER??? AND THEN HIS LIPS BEING ALL PINK AND POUTY AND JUST---no. I can’t. And we hAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN PAST HIS FACE YET. ANON. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??? I’VE BEEN TRYING TO REPRESS THIS IN ORDER TO LIVE AND NOW. That neckline. That nape. Those collarbones. Those broad shoulders. THOSE FRICKING MOLES BEING ALL THERE AND VISIBLE AND ADORABLE AND-- I don’t have a thing about his moles. What are you talking about?

I just.

Anonymous said:

GOT7 in Jakarta. Besides the mess that was the “welcoming” at the airport, THE 2JAE AND MARKJAE DURING THE FANMEET. I WAS SCREAMING IN BED THIS MORNING. Youngjae teasing Mark and then getting all shy when Mark goes in for the kill. And Jaebum saying “I’ll do it according to how I feel.” Like bruh, what exactly are you feeling????

My darlings,

It’s been a week since this fanmeeting happened and I still can’t get over it! The 2jae and the Markjae were so intense!!

LIKE THE BACK HUG!!!!

My 2jae loving heart can’t handle it!! I mean, not only was I screaming over the hug itself, but I seriously can’t handle how cute Jaebum and Youngjae were about the whole thing!! Youngjae was so eager and Jaebum looked so excited from the very beginning!

I mean, could they be any cuter?? Jaebum was so happy, and Youngjae was totally failing to hide how excited he was too!!

And Jaebum’s whole “according to how I feel” bit and then going straight for Youngjae’s nipnips… 

Well, I guess that’s not a new trend for him!!

Seriously, though, the only time Jaebum didn’t look thrilled about the whole back hug scenario was when Mark tried to insert himself into the 2jae moment…

Jaebum was not pleased about the interruption. Not that that stopped him from trying to creep in on the Markjae pepero game.

WHICH WAS ALSO SO FREAKING CUTE!!! I just love how excited Youngjae was about that game as well!!

He looked so pleased with himself when he was all confident at the beginning and managed to fluster Mark! But then Mark stepped up his game…

And Youngjae’s little freak out is so funny and adorable. The way he clutches his heart like that is just too cute and extra! Mark was so delighted, haha! (Jaebum just running away with BamBam too… He’s not sure he can handle watching. I’m so amused.)

And then there’s the super cute 2jae/Jackjae moment that happened with Youngjae’s A teaser reenactment!

Jackson seems so eager to have Youngjae do his teaser again, and do you see how excited Jaebum is about seeing Youngjae’s aegyo again??? He just jumps up and gets involved in getting Youngjae to start, and then he stays standing probably just to have a better view!! 

I AM NOT OKAY!!!

I MEAN WHO THOUGHT

THAT THIS

WAS A GOOD IDEA???

WHO ALLOWED THIS????

THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. I’M SUING CHOI YOUNGJAE AND JYPE FOR THIS RUDENESS. x x x x x

This is not a laughing matter, sir. I am in pain.

AND THEN FOR HIM TO BE DANCING TO NEVER EVER WHILE LOOKING LIKE THAT AND WEARING THAT ILLEGAL CHOKER?????

Hello, my dear anon!

Ahh, I’m so glad you dropped by to talk about this because you’re absolutely right about Jaebum singing to Youngjae after he fell!! x

A video posted by Lily (@mark2young2jae) on Feb 6, 2017 at 11:46pm PST

He really does croon, “Sleep well, my baby!” at Youngjae and pat his back!! While wearing that ridiculously cute smile on his face and being super cutesy and soft... I mean, honestly! Does he KNOW how obvious he’s being??? Especially with the way his giddy little smile turns into shy (and still giddy) embarrassment when he notices Jackson catching him being cheesy! x

Jackson was totally teasing Jaebum over his behavior as Jaebum tried to run away, I swear... The members certainly don’t miss how soft and trashy Jaebum can be around Youngjae! (I mean, just look at the way Jaebum rubs/pats Youngjae’s side as he stands... he really can’t contain his affection!!) This week alone Jackson quietly called Jaebum out here, and then he not-so-quietly exposed Jaebum and his spanking Youngjae kink trashiness for Youngjae during their vlive just a day or so later??? ( x x ) Jaebum’s seriously been being so obvious about his weakness for Youngjae lately... and I love it so much!!

... even if Jaebum may be feeling some lowkey regret because he remembered too late that he was supposed to be keeping his crush displays of affection subtle!!

My darling anon,

You are certainly not alone in having so many headcanons about 2youngjae! I really adore the dynamics between those three boys, and headcanons about them are so important to me. The way that they all take care of each other and adore one another is so very precious and inspires my imagination so much! Your headcanons also fill my mind with so many images because I agree with all of them so much... so please forgive me if I let my 2youngjae emotions run away with me under the ‘read more’!

Hello, my dear!

Ahh, I love the picture that you’re talking about!! You’re absolutely right that Jaebum adores the 2pm members and is close with them, and I love how possessive Youngjae seems in the selca they all took together!

Like seriously, Youngjae really is clinging onto Jaebum so much more than usual, and I can’t help thinking that he probably claimed that spot next to Jaebum and clung to him so tightly in order to keep a 2pm member from being too close, haha! Jaebum being near his 2pm hyungs really does seem to have brought out an appearance of Jealous Youngjae.

That picture also reminds me a lot of the selca of GOT7 and Gu Bon-gil from after the GOT7′s Hard Carry Episode! 

Youngjae might not be hugging Jaebum quite as possessively in this picture, but it still amuses me because, during the episode, Jackson and Jaebum were teammates and kept getting super excited and hugging and playing around a lot, and I can’t help but wonder if that has something to do with Youngjae being more clingy here than he usually is! I mean, even if he doesn’t have his arms wrapped all around Jaebum… I still want to take a moment to appreciate the way his hand is gripping Jaebum’s shoulder!

Ahh, even though Youngjae isn’t usually too overly obvious about his affection for Jaebum, there are some moments where he just can’t seem to help himself! I just love the way certain things really do highlight Youngjae’s possessive side when it comes to his Jaebum hyung!!

HONESTLY!!!

HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL!!! HIS GORGEOUS EYE!! HIS LOVELY MOLE!! THE BEAUTIFUL CURVE OF HIS CHEEK!! THE LITTLE CORNER OF HIS POUTY LIPS!!

And then he blessed us again!!!

LOOK AT THE LITTLE FURROW OF HIS FOREHEAD!!! HIS LITTLE GRUMPY EYE!!!! HIS SCRUNCHY, SQUISHED FACE!!!! and I haven’t even talked about his hair and forehead AND HIS ADORABLE EAR!!!

He is so stunning and so beautiful and so cute all at the same time and I cannot believe how blessed we are to get to see this perfection!!! Not to mention, two pictures at once??? This Angel of Sunshine is spoiling us!!!

Really though, he’s been spoiling us and doing a number on my heart (a.k.a. ruining it, making me weak, shattering me, and leaving my heart an exploded mess) with so many of his selcas lately!! I mean,

WHAT IS THIS??? His flawless jawline!!! His soft cheeks!!! His precious ear!!! His lovely mole!!! His pouty, pink lips!!! The mole on his neck that I am totally weak for!!! His cute little nose!!! All in one picture!?! 

AND THIS PICTURE MAY BE SUPER BLURRY, BUT THAT GAZE!!!! BURNING INTO MY SOUL!!! HE’S SO FREAKING GORGEOUS!!! And his lips are way too nice looking here agdafkhkag…

AND THEN AGAIN HERE!!!!! THAT STARE!!! MAKING ME WEAK EVERY TIME!!! Honestly… I have seen God because that gaze ended me. But look at those cheekbones!!! And the way his hair falls into his eyes!!! Help me. I can’t even breathe right now. He’s too attractive.

AND THEN THIS!!! THIS PICTURE THAT I NEVER ASKED FOR!!!! I WASN’T READY, CHOI YOUNGJAE!!! WHO ALLOWED????? 

And then, help me understand how he can go from that HOT-AS-THE-ACTUAL-SUN look to:

THE SOFTEST, AND MOST PRECIOUS SUNSHINE OF ALL TIME AND SPACE!?!

My dear anon,

I KNOW!! Like, I’m normally not a huge promoter of dynamics where one person gets dominated or controlled by another… BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?? Youngjae’s out here telling everyone he likes being controlled and actively volunteering to be ordered around, and all I can think about is the way Jaebum described Youngjae as someone who follows him well and seems to be submissive ( x )… and then all the examples of Youngjae doing just that!

I mean, I just think about how quickly he melted into Jaebum’s grip during the Extremely Close Interview and went along with what Jaebum wanted… ( x )

As usual, of course…

And then with how willingly and easily he followed Jaebum and how quietly and contentedly he went along during their date when Jaebum was leading him… ( x x )

And then how willingly he does things when Jaebum wants him to!! ( x x x x  )

Like, even if he playfully complains, he’s always so willing to go along with whatever Jaebum wants??? And Jaebum knows it, and it makes him so pleased. I mean…

[ GIFs via jypnior ]

Jaebum absolutely knew what Youngjae was going to choose as his favorite activity, and I bet he was just waiting for the chance to ask this publicly… 

2jae are such a confusing and disorienting mess because for all that they act really shy with each other 90% of the time and tend to keep their interactions to heart eyes and quiet, subtle flirting… they also have an obsession with really blatant displays of possessiveness and declarations ( x x x x ), and I can’t help seeing Jaebum’s teasing of Youngjae during the Close Interview as yet another example of that trend!!