Lysander: Bet you can't get rid of that vampire freak that keeps coming around and taking our trash out in the middle of the night
Lilah: Bet
Lilah: omfg are you Wedward Mullins? Dude, you're so creepy, why do you think it's appropriate to stare at your girlfriend all night? While she sleeps? Ew.
Vladislaus: For you to compare me to that mockery of a story is unforgivable. Die.
Lilah: At least I will before you! Crusty musty dusty ass.

















