#nlg11

The last thing on the wedding bucket list? Celebrate with the new hot tub!

Justice: where'd you two newlyweds slink off to?

Kit: oh, you know...just reminiscing :)

Welp. So much for having an uncursed house ig.

Rowan: You're still gonna eat that?

Kit: ...I'm gregnant, Rowan

Rowan: Hey neighbor, needed an after-work drink?

Kit: Yeah, just a little celebration

Kit: I could go for another sort of drink, if you know what I m-

Rowan: Oh, uh, sorry, I don't...I don't roll like that

Kit: Oh. Oh.

Rowan: Doesn't mean I'm not - I mean, you're still -

Kit: Please just forget about it. Please.

Lysander: Bet you can't get rid of that vampire freak that keeps coming around and taking our trash out in the middle of the night

Lilah: Bet

Lilah: omfg are you Wedward Mullins? Dude, you're so creepy, why do you think it's appropriate to stare at your girlfriend all night? While she sleeps? Ew.

Vladislaus: For you to compare me to that mockery of a story is unforgivable. Die.

Take your kid to work day! because the watcher wants to develop his skills

Lysander: Mom I hate it here, actually

and then, it's Harvestfest.

Lavinia: Hey Mom, since you got zapped earlier, can we get another cat?

Kit: what

Lacy: Mmmrp?

Lavinia: I didn't ask for this! I don't deserve this kind of treatment! I'm just a little guy! I didn't want a little guy!

Puppo: :)