Marcus: "Okay, Mom-secrets...where would they be..."
Marcus: "In here!"
Marcus: "...oh, no."
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Marcus: "Okay, Mom-secrets...where would they be..."
Marcus: "In here!"
Marcus: "...oh, no."

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Minnie: *whispers* "why are we here?"
Morticia: *whispering back* "I don't knowwwww."
L: "You understand what Dissolution means, Lavinia?"
Lavinia: "Yes. The decreased energy, the memory loss. I understand."
L: "Alright. And you swear to take responsibility for making this choice for your children?"
Lavinia: "Yes. I have already declared the oath before we even got here."
L: "Alright."
L: "Alright kiddos, your turn."
Morticia: "For what?"
L: "...nothing much. Don't worry, it won't hurt a bit."
Matilda: "...wait, so Mom minionize-d me to bed and then fucked off?"
Marcus: "Yeah, and we've been waiting here ever since."
Matilda: "Fuck this. I'm done with this family. Over it. I'm leaving the second I age up."
Margo: "But-aren't we moving out together? I want to see Minnie and Mort age up..."
Matilda: "Rrrrg FINE."
Margo: "...because then they can come with us?"
Marcus: "Nope. If we want Mom off our tail, we just cant."
Matilda: "But maybe we can keep in contact! And then when they get old enough, they can move out, too."
Margo: "Okay, I like that idea."
Matilda: "It's a plan."
Shasta: Well. Death is inevitable and soon we will all go back to dust.
Shasta: Guess I better stop chickening out and do something about my wants and goals, huh.
Lavinia: ...you did NOT just do that RIGHT in front of me. Right in front of our wedding setup that hasn't been dismantled yet!
Shasta: No, Livi, it's not like that, I...I was just thinking of you?
Lavinia: ...you can't expect me to believe that. Right? Right?
Lavinia: I do not want to see your face for the rest of the night.

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Lavinia: Bold of you to show up now.
Shasta: I literally didn't hear you! What am I supposed to do, be psychic?
Lavinia: No, but you are supposed to be better than this, by this point, for kids you wanted...I think we can agree this isn't working.
Shasta: You're right. I don't think it is.
Margo: Nice to be home from school! Sure hope our parents' relationship didn't blow up while we were gone :)
Lavinia: SHASTA! It's TIME!
Shasta: did I just hear something? must've been the wind.
Nope, just the sound of MY GAME THINKING IT'S FUNNY
Lavinia: What are you doing.
Shasta: ...going to bed?
Lavinia: Nope. Couch.
Shasta: What? Babe, I cannot sleep on the couch, it's so uncomfortable -
Lavinia: I think that's a fine consequence for not giving your wife the one thing she's wanted for months and instead fulfilling your own wants first.
Shasta: I told you, I didn't want to overcharge! And I will be sleeping in our bed tonight!
Lavinia: FINE! *stomps out*
Lacy: ...sure sounds fine.