Dick: *drunk out of his mind* Oh my gosh- why am I always the fucking bottom Jason: *still drinking and reading* Jesus christ why do Timmy and I fuck so hard. God damn- I didn't even beat him this badly when we were enemies Tim: *smoking a joint* You mean when you had a one sided nemesis-jealousy thing over me. Also- why is Bruce in the room? This is supposed to be a TimKon fic Jason: Timbo I sent you a BruDick fic why are you reading headcanons about yourself and your boyfriend Tim: I got grossed out! Dick said "Daddy" one too many times and I've genuinely heard him call B that in a non romantic way Dick: Why am I the bottom. Jason, you be the bottom. Tim: Are the reading the fic where we pass you around like a fucking blunt. Dick:... Jason: *cackling* Bruce is in that one too! Steph: *just arrived* Ooooo I've read that. Jason: *gives her a weird look* Steph: *snagging the joint from Tim's hand* We had to do a history report and I figured if that ain't literature about Gotham Culture I don't know what is Jason: *nodding* fair point Dick: SERIOUSLY. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE BOTT- oh hey Tim. Nevermind I'm the top. Tim: WHY AM I THE BOTTOM Steph: Oh hunny. Jason, have you read the one of you and Bruce on the rooftop and Batman finds you? Jason: *choking on the wine* NO???? Bitch don't gatekeep- send Dick: I'm getting uncomfortable- why am I calling Timbo "Jason"? Wait am I imagining him as my dead brother- WHY IS IT MAKING ME FUCK BOTH OF YOU BUT YOU'RE ALSO DEAD??? Duke: Dick, even I'm not this bad at reactions with the fanfics Tim: Yeah, but Duke, you're rarely in the fics Jason: True. It's much harder to read when you're the one in it Steph: And you're much harder? Jason: Shut up- Duke: Hey is that the benchmark for being a part of the family? Getting an incest fic written? Steph: If that's the case I don't think you should want to be a part of it, but I think so. Jason: then you're already in here, sweetheart Steph: *taking a large sip of alcohol* oh. I know. Duke: By the way, y'all need to read this shit. Steph: *leaning over his shoulder* Is it BruDick? JayDick? TimJay? Duke: No, it's Bruce x Batman. Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph:... Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph: LEMME READ IT-