#like lmaooooo

And now that has me thinking of the three of them telling someone the answers to: "Well how did you meet your maker? When did you find out they were a vampire?"

Madeleine: Oh well, she saved me from these horrible people who broke into my shop and were about to rape me. I was scared but more so fascinated and thankful that she saved my life❤️

Louis & Daniel:....

Louis: Ah, well...I was going through a pretty tough time because my brother had just committed suicide so after his funeral I went to the church to confess my sins and he got mad because I was ignoring him after we fucked ONE TIME and ripped me out of the confessional where I watched him murder two priests in cold blood. He told me he loved me though❤️

Daniel: He got mad at me because Louis was coked up on my blood and called him "boring" so he held me hostage and tortured me for a week so I could teach him how to be "fascinating". He was going to give me an easeful death though❤️

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in other news, jakurai and kuukou tutor jiro the event wound up being lowkey an ichikuu event lmao

kuukou was thinking about a time where ichiro recently came down to nagoya and helped him out with some scammers and so he came over to bukuro to help him with anything he wanted lol

the above scene is kuukou happy to see ichiro’s back 😭😭😭😭

lol in multiple scenes where yorozuya yamada is the setting, including this event, people tend to ring their doorbell to be let into the property. ichiro came home and was surprised to see kuukou there and saburo, a little later, came in the room, having been home this entire time looking for something in jiro’s room, and was also surprised to see kuukou there, meaning kuukou just let himself into the yamada home like it was his own LOL

kuukou and ichiro were this close to going on a business trip together!!!!! this close!!!!!!

after saburo snitched on jiro lmao, ichiro and kuukou greeted jiro with the twin ‘i’m disappointed in you look’ and i can’t believe we got coparenting ichikuu twice in the same year bro lmao

and deadass when ichiro was heading out on that trip, he told jiro to listen to kuukou like a dad telling his kids to be good to their mother while he’s out lmao 😭😭😭😭😭😭

like its so ridiculously extra and dramatic lmaoo like for what

'he gasped, aghast' '"you didnt!" she exclaimed, aghast' 'he couldn't believe what he was hearing. he was aghast.'

like lmaoo you dont need to be like that

i always imagine like the most dramatically open mouthed horror struck expression when i read aghast. its so funny and for what