#lighttningmcqueen

HAPPY BELATED OC DAY !! I wanted to tell you all a few of my many girls at some point, and since this day came up, I thought this is the perfect time. Pictured: Roxanne, Angelina, Quinn, and Charlotte.

Dusty might be “"heroic”“ but at least Lightning is interesting #oops

FUCK SWEET

Shrek/Fiona:

Wakes up first: Fiona (she’s always been a morning person)

Sings in the shower: Fiona (Shrek hates singing tbh like he would never???)

Makes breakfast every morning: Fiona, she’s the first one up I mean. She doesn’t cook as good of a weed rat stew like Shrek does though so I mean she shouldn’t be doing the cooking.

Is the first to think about adopting/having a child: Fiona. Shrek was scared shrekless of having a kid

Gets sick the easiest: Shrek, but he never really gets that sick anyway because of all the shit he eats.

Loves to cuddle: Both!! Shrek is a low-key cuddlebug I can feel it.

Falls asleep on the couch while they’re watching a movie: Shrek

Is super clingy: Neither, they don’t really like PDA

Mark/Lisa

Wakes up first: Lisa, it’s not like she has much to do but she needs to get a head start on calling Mark

Sings in the shower: Lisa

Makes breakfast every morning: Lisa (it’s just leftover pizza. like. all the damn time.)

Is the first to think about adopting/having a child: Lisa (Mark doesn’t want none of that baggage)

Gets sick the easiest: Lisa, she’s a fuckin handful Mark gET OUT

Loves to cuddle: Lisa

Falls asleep on the couch while they’re watching a movie: Mark, so he has the excuse of being carried to his bed without having to walk up the stairs.

Is super clingy: Lisa

Belle/Beast

Wakes up first: I can imagine both waking up around the same time tbh, like one of them kinda stirs and it wakes up the other one. But Beast tends to sleep in more.

Sings in the shower: Neither, even though Belle likes singing she’s afraid Lumiere’s gonna make fun of her for singing. It’s echo-y in that castle

Makes breakfast every morning: Belle knows how but hates cooking, but she teaches Beast anyway. After awhile, Beast starts making breakfasts, but the oven gets pissed he isn’t doing his job. So neither lmao

Is the first to think about adopting/having a child: Neither of them want kids, like they handle Chip and think that’s enough.

Gets sick the easiest: The Beast definitely, and needs to be waited on for anything he needs. Belle tries to pretend like she isn’t sick so people just think she’s a fucking woman of steel.

Loves to cuddle: Beast, I think Belle does too but Beast wants attention and affection.

Falls asleep on the couch while they’re watching a movie: Neither, they both get too into the story and end up having discussions on what they watched when it’s over. This lasts all night

Is super clingy: Beast, he’s just afraid of losing her but isn’t overboard about it.

Hercules/Megara

Wakes up first: Hercules, but even then he never wakes up early. Meg gets PISSED if she’s woken up before 11.

Sings in the shower: Meg, but only if she knows no one else is in the house.

Makes breakfast every morning: Herc usually does, Meg doesn’t eat much though - which works out because Herc will eat as much as he can

Is the first to think about adopting/having a child: Hercules, although Meg doesn’t want to have any kids (he respects this). He usually plays with the kids in their neighborhood to get his dad fix.

Gets sick the easiest: Meg, although she would never admit that and would insist on taking care of herself. Herc gets so freaked out though that he never leaves her side.

Loves to cuddle: They both do, but Meg low-key likes cuddling. She’d never admit that.

Falls asleep on the couch while they’re watching a movie: It depends on who picked out the movies for movie night. I think when Herc picks out a movie, Meg falls asleep and vice versa. They aren’t really into the same movies (except romance, but Meg acts uninterested to keep up her badass facade)